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romance is a grey warden and their blighted wife 👍 (i am smiling but i look extremely pained)
> playing fratricide chicken with my sibling
> whoever wins gets a life-changing prize
> win
> check my prize
> my sibling is dead and the person i was shaped into because of our relationship has died with them
> i can never go back to how i used to be
dak-wai delight for @eastgaysian :) <3
ULMCSD Final Round - "Reach Heaven Through Violence" - Dak-wai vs. Caden Trevelyan
Dak-wai (bg3 dak-wai tag on main, da dak-wai tag over here) featured in: There Must Be Candles (aka wyllfic), autism be damned this qunari i found in the desert can blow up darkspawn, that comic i reblog every 4 months
my personal friend, and yours. dak-wai began life as my 10 charisma paladin durge, and then i became so fond of them i keep putting them in other games. morally conflicted agender lesbian with a flat affect who only really knows how to kill things, and is trying to work that into a justified, fulfilling purpose in life by pursuing vengeance or making themself into a shield for others. more successful at this in bg3, where they do save the world, than in datv, where they become an abomination and let the veil fall because they wanted to kill solas really bad. but they have cool wings
Caden Trevelyan (tag link) featured in: i know you’d kill me if you could stand the sight of blood, god will give him blood to drink, when the wolfsbane blooms
the neglected, unruly youngest child of the trevelyans was transformed into the perfect templar thanks to the influence of knight-commander havard trevelyan, his great-uncle. caden’s entry into the order under havard’s guidance allowed him the opportunity to transition, and resulted in the most fucked up repressed blond man to ever hit thedas. he is faithful to the maker, dedicated to serving the chantry, and fundamentally convinced that he deserves to spend his whole life suffering because there’s something unnameable wrong with him. 100% committed to embodying the role of andraste’s herald. has really normal relationships with older authority figures, such as cassandra, who he made divine, and solas, who he literally just likes. and also punched. and also kind of blames for forcing him to go back on lyrium after secretly trying to quit. it’s complicated.
who is the definitive best character?
dak-wai
caden trevelyan
normal (lying) worldstate dashboard simulator
Anonymous asked...
You can claim it's 'theoretical' all you want what you're talking about is absolutely BLOOD MAGIC and it's EVIL. Ferelden has really been letting the Grey Wardens get away with way too much after the Fifth Blight, if it even was a real blight. Everyone knows the real reason you disappeared because the Templars were after you. I for one hope they find you soon.
🪽 heroofferelden answered:
Circular reasoning, appeal to authority, ad hominem. Thank you for reminding me to turn anonymous asks off again. I don't really consider you worth responding to, but I'm going to take the opportunity to elaborate on my reasoning for followers who are actually interested in hearing me out.
Keep reading
#inbox #magical theory #the schools of magic debate
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⏹️ greeywarden1 Follow
How do you write in the bottom part of the post
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🤚 theinquisitor Follow
I just want to get dicked down again =/
🛡️ varrictethrascockringnecklace Follow
happy eight year anniversary to the greatest post ever made
#the way he disappeared off the face of thedas entirely after posting this #what an icon
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💥 kirkballs Follow
no see results option we're settling this once and for all
ship name for the champion of kirkwall and anders
smanders (you're insane)
handers (thank you)
🪙 just-another-antivan-girl Follow
SMANDERS SWEEP!!
📖 guardjevlan Follow
Am I hallucinating this post?? Are you guys seriously 'shipping' the chantry bomber with Hawke??
💥 kirkballs
no way you're asking me this with a varric tethras canon url
📖 guardjevlan
If you actually read the book you would know their relationship was toxic and shouldn't be celebrated.
🌱 vandalaria Follow
anyone in this thread smoke elfroot
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🛡️ varrictethrascockringnecklace Follow
i don't think i could survive a day in antiva. if i saw a crow just like hanging out in one of their all black leather outfits with the stupid mask dropping one-liners and everybody else was acting like that's the coolest thing they'd ever seen i'd just start losing it in the streets. if they didn't kill me for the insult i'd kill myself by laughing too hard. unserious country
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Davrin look at this
⏹️ greeywarden1
Bellara send this to Davrin
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🎯 themanwithahand Follow
my husband still gets mad every time i make a joke about the hand thing or i want to buy him a gift that's hand-shaped to remind him of me when we're apart and it's like. i'm the one who lost my left hand why are you so upset. it's been almost a decade. i'm all right now.
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maybe I don't want to be constantly reminded of how you almost died? what I don't understand is how you have an obsession with literally everything hand-themed, except for the prosthesis that the ambassadoria smiths had to invent new enchanting techniques in order to make for you. I don't even want to think about how many times you've literally thrown it on the floor and tripped over it the next morning.
🎯 themanwithahand
so you're going to guilt trip me about it? wow. how underhanded of you.
🎯 themanwithahand
does anyone know how to turn down the volume on a sending stone
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everybody look ☝️ at my dak-wai and davrin commission i got from @geezmarty !! i'm so delighted. sometimes u just need two wardens hangin out
their autism adhd slay (its the cutbu post you know the one)