#dammit michael

[fangirlsuperhero]

OH! I forgot about my most important almost celebrity connection that is more important than all the others. One of my Encino bffs is married to a dude who went to both high school (el Camino real) AND CSUN with friggin Billy Zabka and I have gotten NO information from him (the husband) regarding details.

[a-very-tired-bee]

I was so caught up in the euphoria of Martin getting lunch for Jon that for a minute I lived in a world where Jon didn't get poked by mr knife hands "accidentally stab himself with a bread knife."

[knife-anon]

*Note is set on his desk for when he sees it.* Tell them when something bothers you, or I will. You deserve better than bullshit that hurts.-Cue Ball

A/N: This is set a few days ago

Michael raised his eyebrows when he saw the note. The little shit truly cared. He hoped Cue Ball wouldn't show up everytime something like that happened, he couldn't have others thinking of him first all the time. He came second. Always.

[msp-xx]

I HOPE YOU ARE DOING SO WELL TODAY ❤️❤️❤️

LOVE YOU MICHAEL

[spookylizpg]

Michael Myers: FREDDDDDYY

Freddy Krueger: Shh, the baby is asleep-

Michael: **whispers** Oh sorry

Freddy: **whisper noises** Now what is it?

Michael: **whispers back** The house is on fire-

[spookylizpg]

Freddy Krueger: Hey babe...Happy one year! **bring out flowers**

Michael Myers: ....

Michael: I'm 27-

[spookylizpg]

Freddy Krueger: Get some eggs, okay? I know you can do it!

**Michael Myers goes to the store**

**come back**

Freddy: How was it?

Michael: ...

Freddy: Well?

Michael: I only got the closet thing that was near me-

Freddy: oh no-

Michael: I got silly strings-

Freddy: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH SILLY S T R I N G S

Michael: **sobbing** i dOn't kNoW

[harempriestess]

That was quite conspicuous. This week's episode of Bull mentioned the Bastard in Chief but without the appellation. As if he was NOT the president. And I'm pretty damn sure this was filmed this year, since the inauguration, and while it may have been unintentional, the chances are slim and it made me very happy. For a split second I was sent back in time to a more innocent time when he was just a loser reality star. My Yeah, that crap bong I should really not use is bringing on the big words and ft hat nice heavy limped feeling meaning maybe I'll get more than 4 hours of sleep.