dan: what’s up with mc? she's been laying on the floor for like… an hour now? jessy: she's just a little overwhelmed. dan: why? jessy: jake sent her an audio message with his real voice.

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dan: what’s up with mc? she's been laying on the floor for like… an hour now? jessy: she's just a little overwhelmed. dan: why? jessy: jake sent her an audio message with his real voice.
Thomas: Aww, what's your dog's name? Jake: Spartacus. Thomas, yelling to Dan: TRY SPARTACUS! Dan, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK! Jake: Thomas: What's your favorite number?
Dan: "Finally take off your mask and show us who you are!"
Jake:
The Minnesota State Fair Midway. Aerial drone view the MN State Fair. August 24, 2019
Photographer: Dan Anderson
Comms Update No. 1! let's go babeyyyy ✏❗
Thank you to @quietrobots, @isatumbles, and @rozo-bozo for commissioning me, ya'll amazing and lovely! 🙏💖
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Dan and Jake doodle dump
More Dan under the cut
MC: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Alan: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Thomas: Tackle him.
Dan: Kick him in the shin.
Jake: Don't do anything to all of those. Just ask me to lean down.
(MC does something cute)
Dan: I'm so in love with you
MC: What did you say?
Dan: I SAID IM SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO
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One for the Dan lovers 🫣🤭