[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[etzeme]

dan: what’s up with mc? she's been laying on the floor for like… an hour now? jessy: she's just a little overwhelmed. dan: why? jessy: jake sent her an audio message with his real voice.

[fluffycakesistainted]

Sheriff Galpin: Stay away from my son. Wednesday: No. 😏 Xavier: You should stop hanging out with Tyler. Wednesday: No. 😒 Sheriff Galpin, Weems: Stop investigating the “monster in the woods”. Wednesday: No. 🤔 Miss Capri: “I strongly recommend that you don't entertain the idea.” Wednesday: No. 😏 Morticia: “please, don't court this monster.” Wednesday: No. 😌 Spirit!Weems: Just leave with Enid and go into hiding. Wednesday: No. 😑 Spirit!Weems: “Don't…do this.” Wednesday: No. 😠 Spirit!Weems: “Leave Tyler and Francoise to the authorities.” Wednesday: No. 😑 Enid: Can you stay put and not risk breaking curfew to go to a graveyard to do whatever the hell to find Tyler and his mother? Wednesday: No. 😠 Tyler: “Kill me.” Wednesday: No. 🥺

[skelezux]

wyler text posts 19/?

only time will tell what comes after divorce

[hydelic]

Let’s get Hydelic. Celebrating the new ID with a new drop.

[hacked-by-jake]

[jellrp]

This is the kind of chemistry my MC has with Charlie and I'm loving it:

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[murasaki-cha]

"Blackjack! Where the hell have you been loca?"

[etzeme]

wednesday and tyler: *kissing* pugsley: what the—?! oh, you're sick. tyler: listen, pugs— pugsley: this is incest! wednesday: no, it’s not. pugsley: yes, it is, wednesday. wednesday: we’re not related. pugsley: oh, and that makes it okay, i suppose? tyler: well, it makes it not incest!

[etzeme]

enid: who's your type? wednesday: hmm... enid: for example, tyler- wednesday: yes. enid: enid: as i was saying, tyler's type is definitely black-haired and sadistic impulses. wednesday: oh. enid: wait. what you meant by 'yes'?

[plausible-possible-perhaps]

If you see Tyler getting jumped and restrained with a knife to his throat by Wednesday, do not save him. He is exactly where he wants to be.

[stydixa]

And my heart breaks for every single version of me that didn’t end up with you. | insp The military will always be looking for you. We’ve always known that. Which is why we aren’t staying in Hawkins. When this is over, we’re leaving. Escaping to some far off land. Remember? Somewhere where they can’t find us. Somewhere where there’s at least one waterfall. MIKE WHEELER ♥ EL HOPPER STRANGER THINGS (2016 – 2025)

[etzeme]

high ajax: did you hear about wednesday and tyler? tyler: what are you talking about? high ajax: well, right before christmas, enid and agnes walked in on them when they were doing… stuff. tyler: where? dorm, closet, stairway, car? principal’s office? high ajax: principal’s office? bianca: principal’s office?!

[etzeme]

enid: WEDNESDAY AND TYLER ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR! ajax: with who?! enid: enid: with each other!!!

[etzeme]

[ENID AND AGNES AFTER WALKING ON WEDNESDAY AND TYLER] enid: i don't ever want to see that again. enid: i just don't understand. what happened? five hours ago, they were at each other's throats. agnes: well, apparently, they've decided to move downward.

[etzeme]

enid: if i were a gardener, i'd put our tulips together. ajax: awww. wednesday, looking at tyler: if i were a gardener, you'd be my hoe. tyler: AWWWWWW.

[etzeme]

enid: i hate my last name. wednesday: do you want my parents to adopt you so we can share my last name? tyler: i hate my last name too. wednesday: marry me.