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Karma is such a wonderful bitch.
Inspired by an idea that I stole from my darling @danglingthpider (with permission of course).
High school AU, fluff, 1.7k.
"Where you going, gorgeous?"
Castiel could barely avoid tripping over his own two feet, his head snapping up from the notes that he'd been studying while walking back to his locker on autopilot. Was that a flirtation?
When Castiel was confronted with the sight of Dean Winchester casually leaning against the locker next to Castiel's, his heart threatened to break free from his rib cage. Dean was wearing his trademark smirk, persuasive green eyes gazing in Castiel's general direction.
Less than two months ago, Dean had been just 'the new kid', but his handsome face had blessed him with instant popularity at Lawrence High. All the girls wanted him, and even Castiel's friend Charlie, who was only there for the ladies, had pointed out that the Winchester boy must have won some kind of genetic lottery. Castiel wouldn't deny that he saw the allure as well; Dean often starred in both his actual dreams and his occasional daydreaming.
Foolishly, Castiel suspected that maybe he'd fallen asleep during Biology class, and that this was yet another one of those very realistic dreams. Because this simply couldn't be happening.
All they did was exchange meaningful looks sometimes, from across the cafeteria or when crossing paths between classes. Still, Castiel had never gathered the courage to talk to Dean, too afraid that the popular boy would turn him down.
Gorgeous. In any case, there was no way that Dean had meant him when he'd said that.
Instinctively, Castiel glanced over his shoulder, and all of the sudden the world made sense again, all of Castiel's illusions shattered at once. Darting right behind him was Lisa Braeden, warm brown eyes and long dark curls, head cheerleader. Her locker was right next to Castiel's, meaning that she had to be the one on the receiving end of Dean's compliment.
"Oh, of course." Castiel uttered to himself, quickly turning around and averting his eyes, embarrassed by his own naivety.
He decided he'd take his books home with him, not interested in watching Dean's attempts at wooing Lisa from a front row seat. From the corner of his eye, he did spot how Lisa walked up to Dean, looking thrilled, flashing him her most charming smile.
Stupid, stupid, stupid, Castiel inwardly cursed himself. He should've known that seventeen was too old to still believe in fairy tales.
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Awkward, awkward, awkward.
That was the one emotion currently haunting Dean, that single word stuck on repeat. Because how was this his life?
He'd been prepared, he'd had it all planned out, it should've gone smoothly. After the last class had ended, he'd been waiting there near the locker that belonged to the dreamy boy with the amazing blue eyes, the plan being to make some small talk, find out what his name was, then ask him out. It hadn't been the most complicated strategy either, but regardless, Dean had miraculously managed to screw it up.
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Watching your slow but steady descent into cockles madness has been the hilight of my Tumblr
Eeeep, oh my god, please don’t look at me, ahahaha! :p
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I think I broke my Twitter during that panel
Oh my god, the things they do to us! I can totally relate here, because I literally broke the caps lock button on my laptop. :’DDD It was great timing though, lol!
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With the Ace Sherlock thing, I think we read the same fics. It was insulting
oh my goddd. it was years ago but like, i wanna go back and see if that fic is still on ao3 and give them a piece of my mind. they were literally like (and it was femlock) “sherlock will have sex with me but she can’t feel pleasure or orgasm at all boohoo my life is so miserable and she’ll never love me back cause she’s ace” like what the fuck
PROMPT! So what about Dean in a shop trying to get the attention of an assistant, Cas, who just keeps talking on the phone and ignoring him. Dean finally says "EXCUSE ME!" very loudly and Cas is all "dude, I'm on the phone. Go harass someone else". Dean promptly loses it, picks up the guy's phone and chucks it across the shop. Cas, obviously pissed off, starts yelling at him, Dean yells back and, one fight later, discovers that Cas doesn't actually work there at all.
This is freaking hilarious, omg added! :’D (And imagine the awkwardness.)
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u don't post as much destiel as u used to? do u...
Dude. She ships them so hard she has her own navy!
Truer words have never been spoken. :’)
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I went a bit silly then considering you’re one of my favourite writers. Hoo!
Awww, omg! *hugs you* <33