#dank jokes

[autuboho]

...Is... Is that a Heather's reference?

[letstalkaboutit100]

DON'T READ IF YOUR NOT COMFORTABLE!

So I just told jazzy (my co-host!) next to me (we're at lunch right now) this racist joke someone else told me. See now I'm not racist! Not in the slightest. But the person who told me (who shall be unnamed) is really weird and just like that so yeah, I kept on saying,"No. I don't want to, I'm not going to laugh, I don't want to hear it" it a half joking half serious voice then they said,"well I'm going to tell you anyway". " A chinese man, a russian man, a black man and a white man..." me: "walk into a bar? lol Them: "no. don't interrupt me. walk up mount everest. The chinese man saw the bottom of the cliff and said for my nation and jumped off. Same for the russian man. The black man said for my people, took the white man and threw him off the cliff." And I laughed. I'm already 'going to hell' so who cares. Also tell me jazzy, why do you laugh like a witch?! lol

(It's obviously not lunch now anymore)

[averwonders]

I was just curious on how to live a life....so naturally I referred to our quintessential guide wikihow

Well.........I guess I need to jump off a (very barren) cliff wearing only boxer shorts? Seems promising to me.

[froggoforliferz]

I think this explains my friendships pretty well

Friend: *Says anything*

Me: Ur mom

Friend: Last night

Me: With the blender

Friend: In the bedroom

Me: No bodies were ever found

[waveletstsbitch]

Me : *gets outta the shower*

Everyone i know : WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG !!!

Me : yeah i was at a concert

[autuboho]

When is so good that you lose track of all time and space

[autuboho]

this is my new favorite plant

if you guess the name you’ll get a shot out

[autuboho]

Random internet ad: hot chicks in your area want your cock.