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matt murdock: you were raised by the chaste??

danny rand: uh, yeah. it was pretty fun. got to live on a really cool mountain, trained with some nice people, made lots of friends, traveled a little, all the good stuff

matt murdock:

matt murdock: *vivid flashbacks to his own time with a chaste member*

matt murdock: i swear to god if stick weren't already dead i---

#marvel #mcu #daredevil #matt murdock #iron fist #danny rand #the chaste #the hand #defenders #danny: we had all the best foods #matt: he got me ice cream one time #danny:#matt: it tasted like metal and mint chewing gum #matt: and then he immediately beat me to a pulp

Prompt 132

So it turns out Danny and Billy share a realms guardian. Not like they knew that until they literally got scruffed and taken through a portal- apparently realms paperwork can take years or even centuries so they actually got really lucky with how much their guardian was pushing.

Apparently the primordial being of Space and the primordial being of Storm is one and the same and has been… well not throwing a fit but also yes throwing a fit at the Observants and other paperwork beings of the Zone.

So it’s not the worst kidnapping either of them have gone through, apparently they’re getting a checkup and a crash course in realms stuff?? Oh god what do you mean there’s the equivalent of galas in the Zone and they have to go to them??? Sam/Tim help them!

On the bright sides, way less attacks on Amity now that a primordial being that literally shuffles around entire galaxies just because is hanging around to teach him how to do things. And when Billy gets found out to be ten he can cheerfully say he has permission from his guardian. The one literally letting them get through space so quickly just because they think the league is neat. In an idle wow yep kiddo that is a funky looking cat we aren’t taking home yep, way.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Danny: Oh god is Vortex my ghost brother nooo #Marvel on the phone in the middle of battle: Hi Phantom can you tell pops that I'll be late #Marvel: I know they can definitely see me right now but speck amidst the eternal storm of stars yadda yadda #Villain and JL overhearing this:#Billy: Omg Danny look parent made constellations of us #Danny literally sobbing: Y e a h they did #Their ghost parent has tea with clockwork all the time they're twins #Time and Space are two halves of a whole after all #Children of the Realms itself- or rather the being whose blood fills the cracks between worlds whose body forms the planes of reality itsel #Danny and Billy don't realize how OP they are because this is normal shit for them #Y'know what #Eternal 10 year old Billy and 14 year old Danny #Billy: Wait am I a halfa?? My marvel form doesn't have a heartbeat and I'm literally striking myself with lightning #Danny:#Billy:#Danny: Oh my god #They deserve to be brothers your honor

glass half full, glass half empty

#ichigo and danny would annoy each other so much but in really unconventional ways like #ichigo: wdym i cant konso you #danny: wdym i cant soup you up w the thermos #not to mention them throwing around terms as if the other would know as in #danny: so you’ve died but not really right? you can shift between human and ghost?#ichigo: spirit- but yes #danny: so you’re a halfa #ichigo: im a visored #danny:#alternatively they’d just try to one up each other like #‘oh but did you overthrow an old fashioned repressive government? what do you mean you did’#‘but have you fought an evil group that only wears white? oh you’ve got to be joking’#‘oh yea but have you been crowned king? please tell me you havent why are you not deying it’#yes i am going there w the soul king ichigo au because it’s inherently funny to chuck that responsibility at a teen #10000 times funnier if you DO mix in dc x dp and it’s just a custody battle for jason who’s in a constant state of confusion #pure chaos xD #danny phantom #ichigo kurosaki

Sam: Danny, why are you walking around the house while invisible, did you get blood and ectoplasm on all your shirts again?

Danny: No, I solved that issue. I'm just waiting for Dani to get the memo

Sam: what memo

Danny: I'm trying to say I'm their trans parent but they think I'm being obnoxious about their coming out

#Sam: did you tell them that?#Danny: say what?#Sam: Danny #Sam: Danny did you ever tell them you're trans #Danny:#Danny: uh..#Sam: Danny you idiot-#danny phantom au #danny phantom #Dani phantom #sam manson

danny is just an old gay queen with a wild bi daughter who keeps crashing him into things and he’s so fucking valid for that.

#danny:#me: haha fucking superb you funky little street

still thinking about the dan was a gay icon tweet (from @wywrprenti thank youuu :)) like i definitely think in the 90s danny was very popular with the lesbians ❤️ like he had a large fan base of butch lesbians and bi women who like sports and who picked up his gay vibes

#he does a photo shoot wearing like white tank top levi’s and a bandana around his neck springsteen style #very butch lesbian!!#like he’s what jensen ackles was to us last year #casey danny look the lesbians are calling you. well i can’t say it #danny:)#sports night #amanda.doc

literally there was no reason for dan to not want casey and sally together. like besides all the misogyny. there was no reason for danny to care about sally and casey, much less dislike sally as much as he does. so like, why

#like it was jealousy is the thing. like it WAS #danny:)#sports night #amanda.doc

Prompt 132

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