#daredevil reference

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Deadpool x Cute SHIELD agent Y/N

Y/N tried to explain to Wade that they didn't trick him, that they really love like him, but he won't listen. Even when the agent came to Sister Margaret and asked Weasel to help, knowing that everyone in the bar is ready to jump on them, because they are like a cop, and they broke Deadpool heart (they don't really care, they are not his friends, but Wade is a real pain in the ass when he's heartbroken)

After some weeks, Y/N accepted that it was over  

Wade didn't. Well, he did, in a way, but he thought it was true love, he was happy with the little agent, and so he doesn't know what to do.

        Kill them.

       Forget them

       Follow them. If they fuck someone else, kill the assholes. They have no right to touch our Y/N !

       How do we do that if we killed Y/N ?

       Kidnap them and keep them for yourself in a cage

      Fuck someone and send them pictures. They'll see what they lost

      If they cry, kill yourself

Yeah, his brain was a real mess, and so he was messing with everyone else, trying to ignore the stupid boxes

When SHIELD calls him, it's not helping. Even if when he learns it was Spidey idea. What a good bro, saying he's a hero. Whatever.

Of course he wants to impress the spider and do the right thing, Deadpool loves money but he also hate bad guys.

But he doesn't want to help the SHIELD. Not after what happened.

      "What happened ?" asks sweet innocent Spidey

       "One of their agent used me."

        "Oh. Sorry. But all of them are not like that. Just do the right thing and fuck the rest !"

        Haha, he said 'fuck'

        He's so precious

Deadpool accepted to help. But he's a bit nervous around SHIELD agents, sure they are staring at him, and talking about what Y/N told them about him. One day, he snapped.

        "Go on, say what you have to say about my face and my dick !"

        "... What ?"

        "I know about Y/N's files on me !"

        "... What ? Files ?"

       "L. O. L. Yes, play dumb big guy.”

        "Wait, Y/N ? How do you know them ? What did you do to them ?!"

         They don't seem to know what we are talking about.

        They're lying. Spies, remember ?

         But what if they really don't know ? Y/N tried to tell us they didn't lie to us. I think ? We were yelling a lot and breaking things.

         Oh shit.

        "Oh shit. Y/N ! BABY !"

         "Deadpool, where are you going ?! Come back here, the offices are not for..."

He didn't listen. Wade is really not good at listening, he should work on that. But he's great at finding people, and fortunately for him, Y/N is here. Hiding in a room, knowing he's here and trying to avoid him to not cause any problems. They are sure he won't like to see them. So they are surprised when he entered.

         "Wad... I mean, Deadpool. What can I do for you ?"

          "You didn't write any files about me !"

           "Uh.. No. As I said to your friend Weasel, I..."

           "You never used me !"

            "Well, you helped me, in the bar, but it was not the plan. And... When we were... When we were in the office, I was not really thinking about the mission. Or just that I would have to come back later."

           "OMG ! You really love me ! Baby !"

           "I..."

          Oh oh. I don't like this.

          Look at their sad puppy face !

         Well, you said they were a liar and other stuff. You didn't trust them.

         You hurt our baby ! Bad Wade ! Kill yourself !

          Yes, do it.

          "I'm so sorry Y/N. I... I should have listen to you, but when I discovered you were an agent... Everyone lie to me. They mock me, manipulate me, and betray me. So it was logical to think you were like that. I mean, you're too fucking good for me. I felt stupid to believe you could want me. Damn, I wish I was like Matt, he knows when people lie, I wouldn't have act like an ass."

         "Matt ?"

          "... Forget that. The point is, I was happy with you, and like every times something nice happens to me, I ruined it."

           "... I understand. I'm sorry too. I couldn't tell you, it's on my contract. I can only talk about my job to my family or the person I'm married to."

            "... So we're married now ?"

            "Wade." Y/N giggled.

            Aaaah, I missed this laugh.

           And this smile.

           You made them smile, you don't have to kill yourself, they'll be sad again and we don't want that. Kiss them !

           Make them moan your name. Take them on the desk, now !

The door opened behind him before he could move.

          "Uh... Deadpool ?"

          "Yes Spidey ?"

          "The mission ?"

           "Oh right. Gotta go baby ! See you tonight !"

Wade quickly kissed Y/N on the nose then he ran with Spiderman, happy and ready to play hero.

[irlbop]

Feeling like Daredevil just because I can hear somebody in one of the apartments playing "Sail" by AWOLNATION. At 3am.

[itsinthelore]

Dean straight up Wison Fisked a guy!

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All episode transcripts for this 2015 TV show Daredevil.

[rosesandwriting]

Hell’s Kitchen seems like a place where you can smell what the Rock is cookin’.