*disclaimer: This is a post for fun, it is in no way meant to be taken seriously. I have thoroughly combed the lore before making this post and is just a “what if” scenario just for shits and giggles and is meant to be taken with a grain of salt.*
Race: Dark Trolls
Faction: Alliance
Languages: Zandali, Common
Summary: Long ago a tribe of Trolls would settle on the shores of the well of eternity. These Trolls would live in caverns throughout the day, only emerging at night turning them into a new subspecies: the Dark Troll. Dark Trolls were the ancestors of the Night Elves and like their more derived kin sought balance with nature, even ceasing worship of the Loa in favor of the goddess Elune. However after the events of the Third War in which they banded with the Night Elves to defeat the Burning Legion, they were wiped out by the Twilight’s Hammer leaving only a few lonely individuals to live out their remaining days.
or so it was thought...
Unbeknownst to the rest of the world, when threatened the Dark Trolls retreated even deeper into their caves and became even more secretive, only emerging when need be or on certain nights of the year to continue worshiping Elune and perform sacred rights in reverence to her. However when Tyrande took on the mantle of Night Warrior the Dark Trolls could sense it and after much deliberation they emerged to unite with their Night Elf kin and fight in Elune’s name against the Horde.
Classes:
Warrior
Priest
Mage
Rogue
Hunter, starting pet is a pale warden owl (bird of prey)
Shaman, totems resemble primitive effigies of Elune
Druid, animal forms resemble those of Night Elves except larger, more feral
Mount: Stag
Racials:
Into the Night: Active. The user calls upon Elune’s power to turn invisible, freeing them from combat and making them untargetable. Any actions other than moving cancel the effect. 10 second duration, 3 minute cooldown.
Cave Dweller: Passive. Increases movement speed indoors by 4%.
Moonlit: Passive. Shadow and nature damage taken reduced by 1%
Nocturnal: Passive. Reduces damage taken by X during the day, increases damage dealt by X at night.
Survivor: Passive. Reduces the duration of curses, poisons and bleed effects by 10%
Dances: Same as Zandalari as new models would be based on that rig.
Customization: Skin color, hair style, hair color, tusks, tattoos. Night Warrior eyes are unlocked at the same time as for Night Elves.
Male Flirts:
“Are you Elune? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.”
“Lets find somewhere dark to get to know each other better.”
“Your smile could light the darkest cave”
“Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes”
“If you are afraid of the dark, I could sleep with you tonight.”
“I know the most romantic cavern if you are interested”
Female Flirts:
“I prefer it with the lights out.”
“Let me be your missing link”
“Your face is like the moon, always glowing”
“We Dark Trolls are almost extinct, so yes I’m single”
“My love for you shines brighter than Elune”
“Wanna go spelunking? I’m not just talking about caves”
Male Jokes:
“The Zandalari are so old fashioned, yet they have the audacity to say that WE belong in a museum.”
“How does Elune cut her hair? Eclipse it!”
“Don’t take me for granite, I’m pretty gneiss.”
“When stalactites and stalagmites meet, they form a column. So that’s what we call ’em!”
“I used to be addicted to the voodoo, but then I found Elune and turned my life around.”
“My superior told me that I’ll ‘hate myself for staying up so late.’ Well the joke is on them, I hate myself now!”
Female Jokes:
“I wonder if the sentinels are hiring.”
“I’m not like other trolls”
“In the name of Elune, I will punish you!”
“My friends didn’t initially want to go spelunking, but eventually they caved.”
“The worst part of being in the Alliance is waking up in the early morning.”
“Gnomes want my help? I just warn you now. I don’t know how to use a computer.”
So why do Night Elves not have Shamans? I mean if they’re descended from the Dark Trolls and Trolls have Shamans, shouldn’t they have shamans still too?
