#darkgodofcoffee

[shadowgodling]

Snarly faces and nice hands... are you creeping on human Zorcs? Bad godling, bad.

I do not creep on them. I engage them with legitimate business for their benefit and admire them when they’re not looking. What’s creepy about that?

[cagedingold]

10/10 would dump coffee on again <3

Ugh.

[shadowgodling]

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cats are fluffy and cute and indoctrinate no one. Most of the time…

But he’s cute too. You haven’t met him. He’s all grouchy, he’s a coffee expert and his name is Zorlan. Zorlan!

[shadowgodling]

I would like to tentatively raise the hypothetical to all my friends and roommates that there is a very cute human Zorc out there I would be very capable of kidnapping and bringing home to be a little coffee pet. Any opposed?

[shadowgodling]

What Zorc's have you met? How would you describe them?

I’ve met four, I believe.

My original Master, who was the largest, strongest and most intimidating of them all. Master could see everything and know everything.

There’s the Zorc who I adopted as a new Master here. He has a human body, with pretty hair and elegant hands. He’s much kinder than my first Master, but he’s also much less trustworthy. He’s sneaky. But he has a nice voice. It’s soothing.

There’s the one Zorc I met who is a human who sells coffee. He was very cute and sweet. I would like to keep him if my friends were more open to the idea.

And Cagey’s Zorc who is an odd Zorc. He’s very calm and humble, I think he may be somehow corrupted by something very human, just like most Zorcs corrupt human’s to make them darker. Probably something to do with being forced to be a child.

@damaged-deity @darkgodofcoffee @necrophadesoftheshadows

[cagedingold]

TKR X ZORLAN :D

I don’t know them enough | wtf | why | just NO | tolerable | they’re okay | cute | awww | babies | hot | I will go down with this ship | OTP

Incredibly implausible.

[cagedingold]

How do you think godling and the various incarnations of zorc would get along?

Not particularly well. No matter what incarnation he is, Zorc always has a tremendous ego. He demands subservience from anyone claiming to belong to the darkness. Godling has brought him messages for Me before and it sounds like they cooperated for My sake, but on their own, I can’t imagine them getting along well. Godling may be willing to play nice, but I doubt he’d offer the bent knee that Zorc would require. Even child Zorc. Especially child Zorc.

[cagedingold]

Zorlan - *DUMPS HOT BLACK COFFEE ONTO. Then, drops into a steaming mug of black coffee. Hopefully he'll absorb some good taste*

*His ghost body is deader than dead. No soul nerves even left for soul pain. ...but a sudden bitter taste in his mouth. And he’s more energized*