#darlingtrickster

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FULL ALERT. FULL ALERT.

LOKI HAS WASHED HIS HAIR.

REPEAT.

LOKI HAS WASHED HIS HAIR.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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darlingtrickster liked your photo “girl-caught-in-time: Ariel!!”

// Darling just wants to play with all of Vivian’s gadgets and gizmos.

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hissingthroughmyteeth replied to your post “you plays vivian ooc for your shipping needs”

(ง •̀_•́)ง I WANT THIS ANON TO MEET ME IN THE PIIIIIIIIIT

darlingtrickster replied to your post “you plays vivian ooc for your shipping needs”

you plays

Like seriously I’m all “Oh a meme!” and instead it’s someone who’s COMPLETELY MISSED THE FUCKING POINT LIKE DID THEY EVEN READ WHAT I SAID OR WERE THEY JUST ON THE HIGHWAY TO DICKTOWN?  I don’t have patience for that crap.  Plus, I’m pretty sure I stole Lucas-mun’s rule that all hate must be submitted in 12pt TImes New Roman in MLA format and this clearly violates that rule.

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darlingtrickster replied to your post “darlingtrickster liked your post “7. What’s a negative thing about...”

OTTERS DON'T SIT STILL WE SQUIGGLE

// BAD OTTER!  NO FISH FOR YOU!

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darlingtrickster liked your post “7. What’s a negative thing about your character that you enjoy...”

// *tackles* STAY STILL FOR FIVE MINUTES SO I CAN LOVE YOU

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MAKE ME

Send me “Shut up” for my muse’s reaction to being shoved against a wall by yours, and kissed. Send me “Make me” for mine to shove yours against the wall, and kiss them.

Gods, ask the man his opinion and you didn’t get an answer, you got a monologue.  She was going to be ancient and wrinkled and grey by the time he finally finished.  If she even lasted that long; Vivian got the impression Darling was just working up to speed, and that she may be dead and in the ground before he shut up.

Which was really pissing her off, because it had been a simple fucking question, not a gods-damned interview with the New York Times, and it had been asked when she’d already been 3/4s naked and fully intending on working out some of her frustration of the day.  Which, incidentally, was only being made worse by the sound of Darling’s voice droning on.  At this point they’d be fucking well into next week before she was in a better mood.

Vivian tackled him, shoving him on his back, pinning him down with her knees and body, and kissing him with a hand wrapped ‘round his throat in case he dared to retaliate.  

“Shut up and fuck me,” she growled, when he’d finally gone still.  “Just shut the fuck up and fuck me.”

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SHUT UP

Send me “Shut up” for my muse’s reaction to being shoved against a wall by yours, and kissed. Send me “Make me” for mine to shove yours against the wall, and kiss them.

He knew her too well.  Far too well for her comfort.  His hands gripped her wrists and easily pinned them to the wall, while he angled his leg across hers to keep her knees out of any sensitive and painful places.  

So Vivian let him have his way.  She didn’t return the kiss, not exactly, but she didn’t fight him on it.  Or bite, which was still very much an option.

“You’ve been watching too many movies,” she informed Darling when he finally saw fit to pull away.  The one thing she could credit him on - his kisses were never short or stingy.  “Or reading too many books, though I haven’t been around to help you with the big words, so probably not that.  You cannot shut me up by fucking kissing me you overgrown twat!”

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darlingtrickster replied to your post “.”

AIN'T NO DICK WORTH WHATEVER PAIN YOU WENT THROUGH BOO <3

// That’s the thing he wasn’t a dick.  We just... it was complicated and I felt like I was stuck in a rut I’d never get out of.  Only now I miss everything and I’m probably romanticizing it because nostalgia is a dirty dirty liar but that doesn’t make it any easier.