pls imagine RHS sending some of their students on some kind of hiking/survivalist adventure and between fred and hiram trying to impress hermione the whole time and no one having any real knowledge of survival skills whatsoever and only hal having packed properly everyones pretty sure theyre going to die before the trip is done. BONUS POINTS if theres a buddy system and everyone gets the worst possible partner
everyone making fun of Hal for being a little adventure scout and always being prepared but he winds up saving everyone’s ass at the end. I support this.
Fred was an adventure scout too but god know he’s spent that time goofing off and the only merit badges he got were ones for physical activities the boy couldn’t tie a proper knot or start a fire or identify safe berried to eat. all Fred cares about is outdoing Hiram. they both end up with poison ivy in interesting places.
Fred Andrews and Clifford Blossom
Penelope Blossom and Gladys Cohen
Hal Cooper and Darryl Doiley
Hermione Gomez and FP Jones
Tom Keller and Hiram Lodge
Mary Maiden and Marty Mantle
Sierra Samuels and Alice Smith