#darya talks

[alys-in-wonderland-at-tea]

Tried to find Emcee x reader fic (Cabaret) and there was like none🥺🥺🥺

I'M DISTRAUGHT (I just need Alan Cummings' Emcee to rail me)

[ask-delshfield]

Who wants to volunteer to bring me food? We have nothing in this house 😅

~ Darya 👑

[ask-delshfield]

I'm a low functioning battery in a high functioning object, i need to recharge and pack bond with some roombas

~ Darya 👑

[alys-in-wonderland-at-tea]

Dyed my hair today

[alys-in-wonderland-at-tea]

I WAS OFFERED A JOB TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT ONE OF MY FAVORITE STORES!!!!!!!! AND THE BEST PART...IT WAS BECAUSE OF BRIDGERTON!!!! FANDOM FUCKING GOT ME A JOB OFFER!!!!!!!!

I think I'm gonna take it!

[alys-in-wonderland-at-tea]

Fuck it! For the next 3 days, I will be living off the humble diet of bread, cheese, fruit, oats, nuts and water, like the little hobbit I am! 🥖🍎🧀

In that same vein, I will be eating 7 meals a day

@princess-pebbles-things

[alys-in-wonderland-at-tea]

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW I LOST A WHOLE ASS SWIMSUIT?!?!?!?!

[alys-in-wonderland-at-tea]

Went to Karaoke, drank, sang, made out with a pretty girl. All in all, it was a 100% normal Saturday night.