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@theliadam:

That can be arranged.

Yay! Do you want to go to the Family Fun Center before the kissing part? I have like, a lot of free laser tag coupons! Oh, or I guess the kissing part could happen during laser tag, too, we’d like block our sensors from people and no one could shoot us!

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@theliadam:

That’s a long name I have, wow, filling out forms must take me ages. In all seriousness, B, if you’re that desperate to know whether I’d F, M, or K you, you can ask me again once you’re all of age. The answer… might surprise you.

That’s so stupid, we’re all the age of consent, you’re just avoiding the question because you don’t want people to think you’re still into Charlie!

I don’t know, I started this out thinking I’d be dead for sure, but I could see arguments for any of the three, actually. I mean, I’m obviously going to be a famous athlete someday so if you married me you could capitalize off my fame, and I’m crazy athletic so like, screwing would be fun. For you, at least.

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@auradonsadam:

Sooooorry, that may or may not have been some budget idea I left behind when I left school last year. More and more clubs spring up every day and somehow athletics were the first thing being cut, I had to do something. In my defense, our uniforms were whack. We’d had them since like my dads left school. But still, I thought for sure things would’ve balanced out by now with the money I donated when I left. You should talk to Sawyer about setting up some sort of fundraiser for your theater bros through the student council, though. That should help in the short-game. I’ll take care of the long game, how about that? I don’t wanna be King Poopy Head, after all.

But that was so progressive! People never throw money into the other programs, it’s always going towards the athletes, and you just set us back like, fifty years by chopping it from the theater program. Can’t your team just be good at tourney like we’re good at theater? Then people might actually want to donate new uniforms or things you need, because you guys would be worth coming out and watching. Theater kids are always the ones who have to fight to make money with bakesales and carwashes, it was nice that Auradon wasn’t like that while it lasted. Oh well, RIP Progress, hello King Possibly Poopy Head.