#dating mishaps

[pedrospookie]

ran into my ex at my audition!!!!!!

for the first time, seeing him didn’t hurt, so that’s nice. we had a nice lil superficial convo and was glad to hear he’s doing well.

I guess I can forgive, but I’ll never forget.

this is the same man who said I wasn’t wife material so

I was fine in the moment which is good! it’s progress! I used to burst into tears when I saw him and we had to work together for almost 4 months this summer so that was fun (not)

now I’m a lil emotional. feelings feel stupid. GROSS.

[sparklybookdragon]

Audiobook Review: Brighter than Before by Courtney Walsh with Patti Murin Narrator

Blurb: Life has a way of changing your path–and Claire Karadec certainly didn’t plan on a fork in the road in her forties. From New York Times bestselling author Courtney Walsh comes a witty, warm, and uplifting novel about second chances, found family, and the courage it takes to become yourself–perfect for fans of Annabel Monaghan and Sarah Adams.After a painfully public discovery shatters her…

Audiobook Review: Brighter than Before by Courtney Walsh with Patti Murin Narrator

[thedatingmisadventures]

Finger Slip

This is by far the funniest thing I have ever done to date when it comes to selecting partners. It’s funny before I made a mistake.

On bumble, I swiped on this person. An engineer who has a line that specified that a person should attempt to make them laugh. I figured, I got a really good/bad pun. I types into the message box ‘Fun Fact: Power naps are great. They help you charge up.’. The pun being a play on power and charge. I knew it was a bad joke, so I went searching for a drum gif... I found one that I thought would be cute, but I couldn’t see it. So I pressed it, thinking it would open so I could see it.

Mistake. Big Mistake.

Instead of letting me see it. It immediately sent the gif. Without my joke. Without context. Just sent this to a person:

The first thing this person was gonna see from me, was a cracked out raccoon Gif. I sent a follow up message that I had no other excuse other than my finger slipped.

Needless to say, he never responded. 

[positively-p0sitive]

Tfw the guy I've been swerving since a month ago finds me on Instagram (which is weird enough as is bc he doesn't know my last name or have any mutuals) and follows me and now I feel like I can't post anything without him trying to message/contact me We only went out twice and I told him the second time that I wouldn't be free for another two months (hoping he'd catch the hint) but apparently not... My IG presence is about to go back to invisible because of this lolol

[bardqueenofgallifrey]

that’s it, it’s official, I’m never going outside again I don’t care how many cute Taiwanese girls are involved nothing is worth this

[virginialionheart]

Texting back and forth with a Tinder dude and since I call myself a bibliophile in my profile, he started talking to me about books. Apparently he’s really into Fight Club.  Then he asked me if I was a writer too.

Me: well, I write fanfiction for my friends, does that count?

Him: bye.

Listen, fuckboy.  If you can’t handle the Avengers M/M/F Bucky/Natasha/Steve zombie AU that I’m writing for @thespyandthesoldier, then you definitely can’t handle me.

[erikurtz]

THE ABCs OF ONLINE DATING: Navigating The Perils of Online Dating Through Comedy

“A film I was in was accepted into the Short Film Corner at Cannes,” Howard recalls. “I had the opportunity to talk to producers, directors and other film professionals that I was otherwise isolated from while acting on set, and they all encouraged that if I had an idea, that I run with it.” http://snobbyrobot.com/2015/03/17/the-abcs-of-online-dating-navigating-the-perils-of-online-dating-through-comedy/

[erikurtz]

THE ABCs OF ONLINE DATING: Navigating The Perils of Online Dating Through Comedy

“A film I was in was accepted into the Short Film Corner at Cannes,” Howard recalls. “I had the opportunity to talk to producers, directors and other film professionals that I was otherwise isolated from while acting on set, and they all encouraged that if I had an idea, that I run with it.” http://snobbyrobot.com/2015/03/17/the-abcs-of-online-dating-navigating-the-perils-of-online-dating-through-comedy/