It was supposed to be the most revolutionary dating website available. The company promised that their algorithms would not only match you with your most compatible partner, but they would use a predictive algorithm to anticipate your likely future interactions and guarantee a higher likelihood of matching with your soulmate. For a standard account, the site would show you the likely estimation of your first three dates together, including a small breakdown of your emotional percentages and percent of attachment following each face to face interaction. To improve their services, participants were asked to rate the accuracy of the predictions and provide feedback of their satisfaction.
Jughead thought it sounded like a futuristic conspiracy. Considering his feelings toward most social media, he was utterly set against trying something as invasive as a dating website. Archie rolled his eyes in exasperation and finally said the fateful words—