#dave lyrics

[thelooneytums]

"Take a look these diamonds wrong. It's a life of squinting

can't just stare

With bae through thick & thin, she already thick.

So I'm halfway there.

Brown & Bad, couldn't change my mind,

I was halfway there.

100 meters... I just put 9 gal' in the Sprinter"

[textpostdave]

I get knocked off

(to the tune of Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumpin”)

Dave: I get knocked off! Dave: You’re never gonna knock me off!

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Yellow Submarine

Dave: we all know in the yellow submarine! Dave: the yellow submarine...

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cool fish

Dave: (singing) there’s a cooool fish! Dave: Lollipop!

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Hallelujah

Dave: (to the tune of Uptown Funk) Derpa derp Hallelujah!

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journey

Dave: DON'T STOP BELIEVING Dave: HOLD ON TO THE SEASON

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Heroes of the Universe

Dave: heroes of the universe! Dave: We're all in the universe! Dave: There is no universe!

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weezer

Dave: why don't you don't destrooooy my sweaterrrrr!