#dbd imagines

[deadbydangit]

I had a lot of fun with a seven minutes in heaven one I did. So here's another.

Seven Minutes in Heaven

Oni, Trapper, Mastermind

It was a typical day when the entity decided to throw the killers a little party. A little congratulations for all their hard work. You weren't sure who yelled out, 'Let's play seven minutes in heaven' (my money's on Frank) But suddenly everyone was dropping little objects that they had on their person into a large bag. You reached in and pulled out...

Oni

What is that?

It looks like a little charm.

Actually, it's very pretty.

Embroidered with flowers and made out of silk.

You expected it to belong to one of the more gentle killers.

You were surprised when you turned around and found the Oni, Kazan, standing over you.

More like towering.

You expected him to rip the item out of your hands.

To rip it away so harshly that your whole hand came off with it.

Tear Surprise, he grips the trinket with the utmost gentleness and stores it in one of his pockets.

He doesn't seem to be pleased with this arrangement.

Don't take it personally, he would do the same thing with anyone else.

The two of you are ushered into the closet.

And, on the way in, Kazan smacks his head on the top of the door.

Not the best way to enter the situation.

I mean, he's already pretty pissed off about having to go through this.

After the door closes, you stand there in silence.

Awkward tense silence.

If you squint hard enough you'll be able to see him hunched over. He's too big to fit in the closet.

So, he's probably really uncomfortable.

The only thing you can hear is the sound of his heavily labored breathing.

And oh my God it is terrifying!

Maybe ask about the charm?

"Kanai-Anzen Talisman. Protects my family..."

Very short straight answer.

Much like Evan, Kazan isn't a big talker.

More of the Strong silent, 'I'm going to kill you if you talk too much', type.

Until you ask him to tell you about what it was like in Japan and what it was like being a samurai.

He's proud of his home country and his origins.

He'll go on for the full seven minutes and won't let you get a word in.

And it's almost comical to see the ever serious Oni light up when he talks.

After the door opens and the light blinds you both, he almost looks disappointed.

Like he actually enjoyed talking to you.

Maybe you should follow him back?

Because he'd love to share more stories with you.

Trapper

A drawing of a deer?

Among all the dangerous and potentially lethal objects put in the bag there was this?

It's a miracle you ended up grabbing that as it was folded up into a tiny square.

Before you can ask who put it in there, Evan snatched it out of your hand and walked to the closet.

Like he didn't want you to show anyone.

He pushes past you, nearly knocking you over.

"Let's just get this over with."

When the closet door closes, he doesn't make any moves.

He simple stands in the corner.

Arms crossed.

Almost like he's pouting.

Evan is making it abundantly clear that he doesn't want to be there.

Doesn't say anything, doesn't do anything.

You can try and get closer, but he'll just move away.

Almost like you're disgusting.

"God this is taking too long!"

After one minute.

Evan isn't a patient man.

This isn't going anywhere.

Maybe some small talk?

Compliment the picture and ask if he drew it.

"...Yes..."

"You tell anyone and I'll kill you."

Oh, he isn't joking, he will.

Ask a little bit more about the drawing, what inspired it.

He'll open up a little about his past, about how he preferred drawing but his father saw that is too feminine of a hobby.

About how he lost his mother when he was born.

About how horrible his dad was and how much he still loved his father.

"I don't usually like speaking to people..."

"But... I enjoy speaking to you."

"Nothing I said leaves this closet. Do you understand?"

Say yes or he will kill you on the spot.

You won't get any affection out of Evan.

Maybe a head pat if he's feeling generous.

But nothing more.

After the closet door opens he just walks out like nothing happened.

More annoyed than anything.

But when he turns back to look at you.

The look at his eyes behind his mask.

He silently asking you to follow him.

Because talking to you?

Wasn't as bad as he thought it would be.

Mastermind

Oh, a pair of sunglasses.

These are really nice, probably a very expensive brand.

Before you could even hold them up they were snatched from your hand.

And the Mastermind is standing before you, glaring.

Before stepping, practically dragging you into the closet.

He puts his glasses back on.

I mean, going into a dark closet with sunglasses doesn't sound like the best idea, but he can do whatever he wants.

Albert clearly doesn't want to be here.

Unlike the others, he will say it out loud.

"Pathetic, I have to be trapped in here with you for seven minutes!"

"What a waste of time."

"Don't bother making the joke. I've already heard the 'seven minutes' joke no less than four times in the last hour."

Arms crossed.

Pouting.

Muttering under his breath.

The only thing making it not a temper tantrum was that he wasn't yelling or kicking his feet.

Stare at him long enough and he'll make some snide remark.

"What?!"

"What even is this game? What is the point?"

Explain it to him in the least lewd way possible.

Because, unlike the others, Wesker doesn't mind a casual hookup.

And he can be a little rough.

"Hmm, I see..."

"I suppose I can indulge you for a moment"

And before you can even react his lips are crashing on yours.

Rough and dominating.

It's a kiss that feels like it lasts forever.

Even though it's only been about three minutes.

When the closet door opens he'll stride out like nothing happened.

Leaving you, mouth agap, stunned.

"Are you going to stand there like an idiot or are you going to come with me?"

[deadbydangit]

Hello, was hoping this idea might be ok. What would they be like with a sleep deprived reader who is all but at the point of collapse and desperately hoping for help to finally sleep peacefully? (with Felix, Vittorio and Trapper? my aim is platonic, but feel free to go elsewhere with it if you feel the flow) Many thanks if you do decide to pick this one up. ^_^

Hey! That sounds like me! I can absolutely do that. Sorry if this one's a little shorter. Please enjoy.

With a Sleep Deprived Reader

Felix, Vittorio, Trapper

Felix Ritcher

Felix is worried about you.

Constantly.

He's always worried about you.

Because this isn't the first time you've done this!

"Please dear, just lay down."

Usually, he is very good at concealing his emotions.

But for this?

For the fact that you just walked into a tree and apologized to it.

For the fact that you can barely stay on your feet.

So yeah, he's worried.

And he'd be kind of hypocritical if he said he hadn't done this as well.

He's gotten so into projects that he's stayed up for days on end.

But that's very rare for him to do.

He's also determined.

And intelligent.

So you'll catch him researching everything about sleep.

Talking to other survivors to find sleep methods.

Hell, he'll even go so far as to ask some killers if they have any suggestions.

He'd prefer if you used a natural remedy.

Melatonin, herbal teas.

But, if you have to turn to some sleeping drugs he won't get upset.

As much as you want to to lay down and sleep he's not going to force you to do it.

Even though there are times he thinks he really should.

He wants it to be your own choice.

At the same time, part of him wants to throw you over his shoulder and lie you in bed forcefully.

But you know he's too anxious and awkward to do that.

So, he'll settle with waiting you out.

Unless it takes more than two days.

Then he's dragging you to bed.

He might even get so frustrated he'll lecture you on the importance of proper sleep.

"You need to go into REM sleep! Sleeping for just thirty minutes won't put you in REM sleep. You need actual sleep. Furthermore-"

Honestly the speech is kind of boring.

Which is what will put you to sleep.

When you wake up refreshed and reasonable, then Felix will have a civilized conversation with you.

Until then, please just go to bed and stop making this poor man worry!

Vittorio Toscano

Vittorio has also stayed up multiple days doing work.

And, somehow, surviving without getting tired on some invisible energy.

He's tried to explain it to you, but it doesn't make any sense.

Something about borrowing the energy from the world, I don't know, magic stuff?

But he also knows when his body needs sleep.

And, he will sleep.

He surprisingly good at running on very little sleep.

And still remaining conscious.

You, on the other hand?

"I don't think you need to apologize to that rock for walking into it."

He might laugh it off.

But Vittorio won't be laughing when you end up in actual danger.

And if you tell him not to worry?

"Well, I wouldn't be worried. Except you nearly fell asleep on the generator and I don't think The Pig is going to take sleep deprivation as an excuse for you ruining all of her work."

On the outside he's calm about it.

He knows yelling won't solve the problem.

Internally, he's a little scared for you.

So, he'll sit down right to work and make you something.

He's not going to tell you what it is, he just wants you to drink it.

He will assure you that it's absolutely safe and you have nothing to worry about.

And, within minutes, you're asleep on his bed.

If you ask him later what it was, he'll give you some complex answer.

Some potion or something?

And if you feel embarrassed about falling asleep in his bed?

"Don't worry about it. I just hope you'll be able to do generators without falling asleep on them now."

Trapper

Evan is, also, the type to work himself to death.

He borrows energy from the entity.

He doesn't really understand how it works either, you just know he can stay up for days working on traps.

As for seeing you sleep deprived?

You're a grown adult, you know how to take care of yourself.

If you didn't Evan wouldn't be friends with you.

He despises people who can't keep themselves together.

And he knows he'd be a hypocrite if he told you to go to sleep.

Hell, there were times you should have said that to him!

Of course, you wouldn't because he would argue with you.

And you don't want him angry.

He really doesn't even notice until it starts to impact your daily life.

Falling, getting hurt, all the things that make you useless.

"You're acting like a helpless child. Go to sleep."

He's not going to sugarcoat it.

"You look like shit; go to sleep before I knock you out myself."

He wouldn't actually do that, but he hopes the threat gets your ass in gear.

And if you still continue to bumble around like an idiot?

He'll throw you over his shoulder and throw you and bed himself.

And Evan will stand there.

And wait.

Wait until you fall asleep.

He's not going to stand over you.

He quickly realized that was making you more alert and decided to back off to the corner of the room.

Within the hour, he's asleep on the chair.

Do not let him know you saw him asleep.

He doesn't like when people see him as weak and vulnerable.

Hearing his peaceful breathing is enough to lull you into a deep restful sleep.

And when you both wake up?

"See? I told you you needed sleep. Now let's stop being lazy and get back to work."

[deadbydangit]

Taking a Bath with them

Huntress, Ghostface, Knight

Huntress

A bath?

She's never taken one of those.

Anna has, but she doesn't know she has.

Explain.

Oh! When you go into the water and wash off all the soldier's blood you got on you!

Yeah... That...

But her baths are plunging into ice cold rivers and, somehow, not getting sick.

She does that about once a week.

And that's pretty good for her.

But the idea of a bath being relaxing?

Calming?

Totally foreign.

Warm water?

Water can be warm?

Clueless.

Absolutely clueless.

So you'll have to explain the whole relaxing bath thing to her.

Soap?

Never met her.

The closest thing to soap she's ever used is rubbing plants on her skin to mask her smell from wild animals.

And, not to be mean, but Anna doesn't smell the best.

It's usually some mixture of sweat, blood, and dirt.

The first thing you'll need is a long bathtub.

Not just because Anna is big, it's because she likes to stretch out.

And this girl be tall.

She doesn't care what kind of shampoo or bubble bath you use.

Although things were super strong smells she might not like.

She has a preference for more natural smells.

As for the bubble bath. She could care less.

Anna just likes bubbles.

Whenever she pops when she gets all giggly.

She won't remove her mask in the bath no matter how hard you beg.

In fact, that might turn her off and cause her to walk away from you.

So just deal with the mask.

You can cuddle with her in the bath, but don't expect that to last very long.

She can be very squirmy and doesn't like to sit still for long periods of time.

Generally, a long bath for her would be about ten minutes.

The only surefire way to get her to sit still in the bathtub for longer periods of time is to tell her a story.

And when she relaxes, bats with her actually quite nice.

She's super cuddly and sweet.

Except for the fact that she really doesn't like warm water.

She prefers her water at frigid temperatures so it's doubtful you'll last more than ten minutes without your lips turning blue.

So you'll be cuddling up to her for warmth more than anything.

If you can get her in the tub for more than ten minutes with warm water consider it a victory.

She will let you wash her hair, in fact she actually really enjoys it.

It feels nice to be close with you.

That being said, do not let her wash your hair.

She is way too rough and often pulls out chunks of your hair without realizing it.

So, she might not be the ideal bath partner.

But, hey, she's trying.

And she's trying to you.

Ghostface

"You wanna take a bath babe?"

"Yeah, sure, sounds good."

"Just so you know, I like the water hot."

He's really neither for it or against it.

Danny mainly takes showers.

And by showers I mean running through the water, putting soap on briefly, and praying he got clean.

He has no time to waste on cleaning himself up.

He's a busy guy, he's got people to kill, pictures to take.

Now, if he's covered in blood and he knows it looks incriminating, then he will spend time cleaning himself up.

But otherwise?

"I see the blood like a trophy."

"I think it makes me look distinguished."

All excuses to avoid going to take a shower.

It gives frat boy energy.

But, not in the good way.

If he does have time, he will indulge you with a bath together.

If he's the one who suggests the bath just know he's done something and he knows he's in a lot of trouble.

He's the type of guy to do something nice then drop really bad news on you.

You'll be in the middle of a bath when he says: "You know babe, I love you. I took the Trapper's tool box and I love you."

Usually types of emergencies that leave you jumping out of the bath, grabbing the nearest clothes, and rushing to fix his latest mistake.

Nothing super smelly when it comes to shampoo or soap.

Like, he wants to be noticed, but not so noticed his praise smells him before they see him.

He enjoys musky sorts of smells.

No flowers.

He does like those smells on you though.

So absolutely put on whatever fruity soap or shampoo you want.

He loves burying himself in your hair after a bath.

"What, you smell good. It's your fault for smelling so good."

In the rare times he agrees to this he enjoys being spoiled.

Massage his shoulders and he'll melt.

Let him brag about his latest kill.

He loves to wash your hair and lather you with soap.

He doesn't really know why. He just does.

Probably because he gets to be closer to you.

Knight

Bath?

"Is that some sort of fruit?"

You could probably guess Tarhos has never taken a bath.

Ever.

He's had buckets of water dumped on him when he was gross and dirty enough.

Usually freezing cold.

But he's never actually taken a bath aside from swimming in a river.

And it shows when he takes off his armor.

And smells.

If you thought Anna was bad, wait till you smell Tarhos.

You can't really hold it against him though considering the time he came from.

Most of the time he was worried about whether or not he'd get to eat that day, let alone survive.

Bathing was not on his top list of priorities.

So you'll really have to just show him.

How the bath is a safe place, a relaxing place, a place where he can just be without having to worry.

And that's going to take a while.

You'll also have to teach them about basic human hygiene.

Kind of?

He's kind of undead, so undead human hygiene?

And you'll have to guide them step by step.

"I have to take my armor off to get in this bathtub?"

"No! Never! It leaves us vulnerable to attack!"

Eventually you'll get him in.

Don't try anything too new or foreign quite yet.

Soap and water is how you're going to start.

Unscented, no fancy anything.

The water might just turn black the moment he steps into it.

But he's in it, and that's a win in itself.

The first time you washed his hair he was a little tense, but he slowly melted into it.

He won't admit it, but he loves when you wash hair

It's like a connection he never got to have.

Almost relaxing.

After the bath he'll be more willing to try again.

But he won't say that in front of his men.

He's got a whole reputation to upkeep with them and he can't have them thinking he's going soft.

"Enjoy bathing? Nonsense! I entertained the thought for my dearest. I do it at their request."

But you both know he's going into the bath as soon as you both get home.

[deadbydangit]

Hi, how are you? If you're taking requests, could you do relationship headcannons with Jonah? If you do poly relationships, it could be Jonah and Jeff. Thank you in advance

I think I can do that. Please enjoy!

Poly Relationship Headcannons for Jeff and Johna

The personalities could not be any more different.

Jeff it's very laid back and relaxed.

He's able to go with the flow of things.

Johna is definitely more high strung.

In an odd way, they balance each other out.

Jeff is Jonah's rock.

He's excellent at keeping the ever paranoid and anxious Johna calm.

Jeff is great at calming anyone down.

No matter who it is.

He's also great at getting people to open up.

So you nor Jonah will ever feel neglected or stuck with something on your mind.

Jeff is an excellent listener and is always willing to listen to both of you.

No matter how trivial the concern may seem.

Jonah is excellent and keeping the house and everything else organized.

Jeff can be kind of a scatter brain, so Jonah is helping him with organization skills.

Jonah can get a little irritated when things aren't put back in their proper place.

So occasional fights break out between three of you.

But Jeff is an excellent voice of reason and always knows how to keep things civil between people.

So the fights rarely last for more than a few minutes and never escalate to screaming.

The favorite activity among the three of you is cooking.

Jonah likes it because it's a precise art.

Jeff enjoys decorating cakes and dishes as he has a very artistic flair.

And they both enjoy feeding you.

Their eyes seem to light up when you try whatever they've created.

They also both enjoy art.

Jonah's is a lot more precise and neat.

Jeff's art tends to be more creative and messy.

But they're both able to sit back and enjoy each other's artwork.

Jonah can sometimes be a little too uptight and get on the two of you for trivial things.

Slouching, leaving the bed unmade, your socks aren't folded correctly.

Instead of being irritated by it, Jeff laughs it off, causing you to laugh all the same.

And, eventually, Jonah will see how ridiculous he's being and laugh about it as well.

Both of them are fairly tall, so you'll never have any trouble getting things off a high shelf.

Jonah usually just grabs it for you.

Jeff likes to pick you up and have you reach it yourself.

He does that to Jonah sometimes.

Jeff finds it hilarious at how fluster Jonah gets when he's embarrassed.

Both are fairly intelligent men too.

Well Jonah has more book smarts, Jeff is smarter in a more spiritual and chrasmatic type of way.

Both enjoy long discussions about philosophy.

And don't be worried about sounding stupid when talking to them.

Just you being there is enough for them, even if you don't know what they're talking about.

Just you being you is perfect for them.

Jeff often calls both of you his muses and Johan finds you both to be the inspiration that drives him forward.

[deadbydangit]

Well, I'm going to request about the bath scene with Jonah, Gabriel and Vittorio, As I said, I really liked the first part and you managed to write the survivors' personalities perfectly. I thank you in advance if you make the request.

I absolutely can! Please enjoy!

Taking a Bath With Them

Vittorio, Gabriel, Jonah

Vittorio Toscano

A bath huh?

He's definitely in between yes and no.

Part of him thinks he has no time for this nonsense.

There are much better things he could be doing with his time.

Studying, learning, reading.

Vittorio won't say that out loud.

The other part of him is very intrigued.

"Why a bath?"

"Is this some special occasion?"

"Perhaps a ritual?"

He has the tendency to overanalyze everything.

Don't take offense to it, that's just how he is.

He isn't used to fancy things like that.

Back in his time, the rich people took baths sometimes, and everyone else just smelled bad.

There was no just taking a bath for the fun of it.

And there certainly wasn't any fancy soaps or bubble baths or anything like that.

So expect him to ask what everything is.

I mean everything.

"Why are you putting flower petals in the water?"

"What are these odd fragile spheres floating from the water?"

Because bubble bath is a foreign concept to him.

But once he's in the water he'll finally start to relax.

And, when Vittorio starts to relax, He starts to get very philosophical.

Questioning the meaning of life, wondering about all its beauty.

Very philosophical in a positive way.

You're going to have a difficult time getting him to shut up.

The best thing you can do is give him a swift kiss, and start massaging his shoulders.

He's never really felt relaxed before.

It might be the first time you've ever seen the creases in his forehead relax.

And after, he'll profusely thank you.

He might even try to run a bath for the both of you himself.

Because that was the calmest he's ever felt.

Gabriel Soma

A bath?

What's that?

The future has a ton of amazing technology.

Including tubes you simply step into that get you clean right away.

No hassle or fuss.

But, that also means no baths.

So you're going to have to really explain what a bath is.

"You don't have pods for that?"

"That's a very archaic way of getting clean, don't you think?"

"It seems like that would consume so much time."

And, yes, it does.

But the point is to relax.

Which, again, is something he's never really done.

So you'll really have to explain the purpose behind relaxing too.

You have to remember, Gabriel was cloned for one purpose.

That's all he really knows.

Well, that and running from the killers.

The best way to do this is to show him everything and explain the function.

The bathtub, soap, shampoo.

He doesn't really understand the function of a rubber duck.

Explaining joy and relaxation isn't getting anywhere.

It might just be easier to get a bath running for Gabriel and see how it goes from there.

It almost feels like teaching a toddler how to take a bath properly.

But it isn't his fault, and make sure he knows that.

Because he's actually pretty embarrassed.

Make sure the water is warm, not hot.

He doesn't like it when the water's super hot.

He'll absolutely melt when you wash his hair.

He's never really experienced something so blissful before.

He might even ask if you can do that multiple times.

By the end it's almost impossible to get him out of the bath.

But the water is cold and his lips are blue.

So, yeah, get him out before he catches a cold.

And promise to take another bath with him sometime soon.

Because, as our cake of a method as it is, it's certainly enjoyable.

Jonah Vasquez

Once you bring up the idea, he'll start spouting his knowledge of ancient civilizations and what they used baths for.

"The ancient Greeks used it for purification rituals."

"So did the Romans and various other Indus River civilizations."

"Is there a reason behind this bath?"

"Some ritual you want me to take part in?"

He's a little paranoid.

But, can you blame him?

Nearly everything in this man's life has been a puzzle, all leading up to his time in the realm.

It's only natural he questions this as something similar.

Like the others, he's not very good at relaxing.

Forced to constantly look over his shoulder most of his adult life, he had precious little time to sit back and take in the world.

So the first hurdle is going to get him to sit still long enough to be in the bath.

He also gets cold really easily.

Jonah always preferred warm climates.

So make sure the water temperature is nice and hot.

It will remind him of his mangrove in Fresno, and this should help him calm down a little bit.

He also loves fruity scents.

Again, another reminder of home.

Despite all this he'll still be on edge.

Maybe try massaging his shoulders?

And if you wash his hair, Make sure to do so gently and massage his scalp.

He'll do the same for you.

Despite all this attempt to get him to relax, he still just can't do it.

Give him time though.

"I'm sorry. I can't do it. Not yet."

"But.. I enjoyed the time I spent with you. I'd be willing to try again."

[deadbydangit]

Stargazing with them

Dwight, Vittorio, Houndmaster

Dwight Fairfield

Stargazing huh?

He doesn't know much about the stars.

But for you he's totally willing to learn.

And, when Dwight wants to learn about something, he'll get super invested in it.

He's at the library studying up on stars.

Watching all the documentaries he can get his hands on.

He's always looking for chances to impress you.

Always!

Dwight knows he can't provide you with the greatest things in life.

He knows he isn't the smartest or the strongest or... Well good at most things.

So when the opportunity to impress you presents itself, he goes all out.

He researched the weather for weeks in order to find the perfect night.

And when it is, you come home to find he set up a whole date night outside.

A blanket, a picnic, the works.

He'll take your hand and guide you to the blanket.

Pour you something to drink and serve you a plate of food.

And he'll go on and on about all he's learned about the star.

All the creation stories and what he knows about the planets.

Almost like he's been rehearsing it.

Because he has.

You'll need to stop him, because he won't stop himself.

Preferably with a kiss.

That usually shuts him up.

Tell him that you didn't need him to impress you.

That you love him for who he is.

Not who he pretends to be.

You'll see his shoulders relax.

His shoulders stop looking tense.

And, finally, Dwight smiles.

Smiles and enjoys the night.

Enjoys it by laying beside you, holding your hand and staring up at the sky.

Vittorio Toscano

"I remember doing that."

"I'd be honored to gaze upon the stars with you."

He really seems to be excited.

Which is rare coming from him.

He's either very stoic or lost in thought. Very rarely is there an in-between.

But you start to get nervous once he starts to lead you out into the forest.

Deep into the forest.

And he won't tell you what he's doing

Not until you find a perfect clearing within the trees.

"I come here to ponder sometimes, thought it would make a nice spot to view the stars."

And oh my gosh is he right!

"I was originally saving this as my special place, but I felt the need to share it with you."

He won't bring a blanket.

"Nature feels better when you're in the thick of it.

Vittorio is super into being in touch with oneself and nature.

He'll lay down beside you, laying your head on his chest.

Gently stroking your hair.

The calm of his voice and the way he speaks about the world is enough to lull you to sleep.

Not because he's boring.

But because he's so gentle.

He's usually very uptight, lost in his research.

But during this, Vittorio seems relaxed, more at peace.

Like all the worries of the world don't bother him.

Like all the violence and hate he witnessed never happened.

He enjoys creation myths and stories that pertain to the stars.

Until tell them with such confidence and rhythm you would have sworn that he had practiced before this.

Alas, he didn't.

He'll start to get really philosophical after a while.

Pondering life and all its meanings.

By the end of the night he's holding you like you're the most precious thing in the world.

"The stars may be beautiful. But, I think the title of most beautiful belongs to you."

Houndmaster

Stargazing?

Portia says it like it's a foreign word.

She has no idea what stargazing is.

So after you explain it to her:

"You mean people just sit and watch the stars?"

In a way, she's watched the stars before.

But not for entertainment or calming down purposes.

"I watch them for navigation."

"Helped me find my way."

But, just sitting down and watching them?

Okay, if you want.

She isn't super into it at first, so you'll have to entice her a little bit more.

This is something she'll have to sit still for.

And Portia isn't a big fan of sitting still.

Get her some of her favorite drink and Snug a bone to chew on.

That should keep her still for a bit.

She won't admit it, but she actually enjoys the peace and quiet.

Her world is filled with non-stop incessant screaming.

The silence is, nice.

It's also the first time you've seen Snug laying down for more than ten minutes.

Both of you are laying on the grass.

She likes it when you lay your head on her shoulder.

Then Snug will lay across your feet.

And, eventually, she'll open up and start talking.

"My father taught me all about using the stars to navigate."

"I miss him."

This also marks the first occasion you've seen Porsche emotionally vulnerable.

At least, in your presents.

Let her speak about her father.

About much she misses him, about what they used to do together, about what he taught her.

By the end of the night, you'll see walls crumbling down.

And meet a new side of her.

A more human side.

[deadbydangit]

I'm in need of something funny today. So I did something a little different. These are thought of by me and inspired by memes. Please enjoy.

Incorrect Dead by Daylight Quotes

Nurse: It takes more muscles to frown than to smile!

Doctor: Exactly Sally! So why don't we-

Nurse: So in order to build strong muscles, keep frowning.

Julie: There are no bad ideas.

Frank: We should go punch the Oni.

Julie:... There is one bad idea.

Ghostface: Girls always complain about periods. Just use exclamation makes instead!

Pig: Do you think before you speak or does it all just come out?

Kate: There's only one race, the human race.

Ace: But what about NASCAR?

Dwight: Everyone is always asking where I am, but no one ever asks how I am.

Jake: Okay, how are you then?

Dwight: Terrible. Why would you ask?

Leon: If you say Wesker has something to do with this one more time, I swear to God Chris.

Chris, pointing at Chucky: I'll be right one of these days. Then you'll be sorry you ever doubted me.

[deadbydangit]

Hi, I saw you're back, and if requests are open, I'd like to request something with Vittorio and Gabriel, The two are from different points in time, Vittorio from the past and Gabriel from the future, as we already know, so the reader introduces some modern things to Vittorio and some things from the past to Gabriel.

Very unique idea. I like that. Please enjoy (Yes, I did sneak my favorite Hangover movie quote in there).

Showing them Things from Different Eras

Vittorio, Gabriel

Vittorio Toscano

A... Computer?

He says it like its a word in a completely different language.

And, in a sense, it is.

He wouldn't have imagined any of this in his wildest dreams.

And Vittorio had some pretty wild dreams.

He wants to study it.

Dissect it.

Look at what's inside of it to see how it works.

Because it is somehow playing music while an image of a cat appeared on it.

To him, this is magic.

Like all the things he studied only... Different?

If you leave him alone with the computer, you'll return to it in pieces.

Or on fire.

So don't leave him alone.

You'll have to sit Vittorio down and explain everything.

Every. Little. Detail.

Because he wants to know.

He's always been the curious type.

Teaching him to use the computer is like teaching your grandfather how to use a smart phone.

Sure, he may say he understands something.

But you'll get a call in ten minutes asking what the password is.

It's his name with a one, by the way.

"I wanted it to just be Vittorio, but then it made me add a number."

Give him a week.

He'll know more than you in no time.

Gabriel Soma

"What's a phone?"

"To call people?"

"You mean you can't just call people with your mind?"

Like, duh?

He'll be hesitant to try this old technology.

"I heard they could give you cancer!"

"I've heard stories of these things blowing up spontaneously!"

You'll have to explain that, yes, sometimes bad things did happen.

But they are few and very far between.

It's going to take some convincing.

A lot of convincing.

He's a cautious guy. It's hard to blame him with everything he's gone through.

He won't use the phone.

Gabriel will pretend to use it, just to see you smile.

It's very obvious he's faking it.

"Hello? Can you hear me now?"

And the phone is way to far from his ear.

Like, a full foot away.

But he's only doing it to get a smile out of you.

And, come on, you've got to smile at that.