Huntress, Ghostface, Knight
She's never taken one of those.
Anna has, but she doesn't know she has.
Oh! When you go into the water and wash off all the soldier's blood you got on you!
But her baths are plunging into ice cold rivers and, somehow, not getting sick.
She does that about once a week.
And that's pretty good for her.
But the idea of a bath being relaxing?
So you'll have to explain the whole relaxing bath thing to her.
The closest thing to soap she's ever used is rubbing plants on her skin to mask her smell from wild animals.
And, not to be mean, but Anna doesn't smell the best.
It's usually some mixture of sweat, blood, and dirt.
The first thing you'll need is a long bathtub.
Not just because Anna is big, it's because she likes to stretch out.
She doesn't care what kind of shampoo or bubble bath you use.
Although things were super strong smells she might not like.
She has a preference for more natural smells.
As for the bubble bath. She could care less.
Whenever she pops when she gets all giggly.
She won't remove her mask in the bath no matter how hard you beg.
In fact, that might turn her off and cause her to walk away from you.
So just deal with the mask.
You can cuddle with her in the bath, but don't expect that to last very long.
She can be very squirmy and doesn't like to sit still for long periods of time.
Generally, a long bath for her would be about ten minutes.
The only surefire way to get her to sit still in the bathtub for longer periods of time is to tell her a story.
And when she relaxes, bats with her actually quite nice.
She's super cuddly and sweet.
Except for the fact that she really doesn't like warm water.
She prefers her water at frigid temperatures so it's doubtful you'll last more than ten minutes without your lips turning blue.
So you'll be cuddling up to her for warmth more than anything.
If you can get her in the tub for more than ten minutes with warm water consider it a victory.
She will let you wash her hair, in fact she actually really enjoys it.
It feels nice to be close with you.
That being said, do not let her wash your hair.
She is way too rough and often pulls out chunks of your hair without realizing it.
So, she might not be the ideal bath partner.
"You wanna take a bath babe?"
"Yeah, sure, sounds good."
"Just so you know, I like the water hot."
He's really neither for it or against it.
Danny mainly takes showers.
And by showers I mean running through the water, putting soap on briefly, and praying he got clean.
He has no time to waste on cleaning himself up.
He's a busy guy, he's got people to kill, pictures to take.
Now, if he's covered in blood and he knows it looks incriminating, then he will spend time cleaning himself up.
"I see the blood like a trophy."
"I think it makes me look distinguished."
All excuses to avoid going to take a shower.
It gives frat boy energy.
But, not in the good way.
If he does have time, he will indulge you with a bath together.
If he's the one who suggests the bath just know he's done something and he knows he's in a lot of trouble.
He's the type of guy to do something nice then drop really bad news on you.
You'll be in the middle of a bath when he says: "You know babe, I love you. I took the Trapper's tool box and I love you."
Usually types of emergencies that leave you jumping out of the bath, grabbing the nearest clothes, and rushing to fix his latest mistake.
Nothing super smelly when it comes to shampoo or soap.
Like, he wants to be noticed, but not so noticed his praise smells him before they see him.
He enjoys musky sorts of smells.
He does like those smells on you though.
So absolutely put on whatever fruity soap or shampoo you want.
He loves burying himself in your hair after a bath.
"What, you smell good. It's your fault for smelling so good."
In the rare times he agrees to this he enjoys being spoiled.
Massage his shoulders and he'll melt.
Let him brag about his latest kill.
He loves to wash your hair and lather you with soap.
He doesn't really know why. He just does.
Probably because he gets to be closer to you.
"Is that some sort of fruit?"
You could probably guess Tarhos has never taken a bath.
He's had buckets of water dumped on him when he was gross and dirty enough.
But he's never actually taken a bath aside from swimming in a river.
And it shows when he takes off his armor.
If you thought Anna was bad, wait till you smell Tarhos.
You can't really hold it against him though considering the time he came from.
Most of the time he was worried about whether or not he'd get to eat that day, let alone survive.
Bathing was not on his top list of priorities.
So you'll really have to just show him.
How the bath is a safe place, a relaxing place, a place where he can just be without having to worry.
And that's going to take a while.
You'll also have to teach them about basic human hygiene.
He's kind of undead, so undead human hygiene?
And you'll have to guide them step by step.
"I have to take my armor off to get in this bathtub?"
"No! Never! It leaves us vulnerable to attack!"
Eventually you'll get him in.
Don't try anything too new or foreign quite yet.
Soap and water is how you're going to start.
Unscented, no fancy anything.
The water might just turn black the moment he steps into it.
But he's in it, and that's a win in itself.
The first time you washed his hair he was a little tense, but he slowly melted into it.
He won't admit it, but he loves when you wash hair
It's like a connection he never got to have.
After the bath he'll be more willing to try again.
But he won't say that in front of his men.
He's got a whole reputation to upkeep with them and he can't have them thinking he's going soft.
"Enjoy bathing? Nonsense! I entertained the thought for my dearest. I do it at their request."
But you both know he's going into the bath as soon as you both get home.
