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When I started shipping it: Polycho kind of snuck up on me over time. I remember being surprised by how quickly the Lover!North arc happened following my first playthrough and being like, “Okay, so her romance arc probably just wasn’t written very well, but she’s a really cool character regardless. I wonder what Markus’s other romances look like? I wanna see him with Josh!” And just... being really disappointed by the fact that Markus not only had just one romance option in a choose-your-own-narrative game but that DBH had this great opportunity to give us an openly queer main character of colour and decided not to pursue it.
I did try looking into Markus POV centric fanfic for a bit when I started getting into the DBH fandom, but I kind of got discouraged by a lot of the fandom bullshit that I talked about in both the Simon and HankCon asks. I did check in every so often, either looking for good Norkus content or the slightest hint of Markus/Josh... and then I ran into my first Polycho fic.
Which... um, @pegasus143 I don’t think I’ve ever told you this before, but it was actually Never Have I Ever, which is why I got super excited when you started commenting on Konami Code. I didn’t bring it up at the time because I didn’t want to come across as weird, and then I just never had the opportunity to talk about it after the fact and... well, yeah. So I guess this is my way of saying that you’re the reason why I got into Polycho because I honestly didn’t realize it was something this fandom shipped until I ran across your fic.
My thoughts: Polycho is probably the most slept on ship in the entire DBH fandom. Like, it hasn’t even hit seventy-five fics on ao3 yet, which is a fucking tragedy. At the same time, I do understand why that is. Having a mainstream polyamorous ship is pretty rare outside of fandoms like Leverage, let alone a poly ship that has more than three members. And with all the fandom’s animosity surrounding North, the tendency for people to erase Josh, Simon being a fan favourite, and how Markus’s POV was written in this ham-fisted way that almost discourages interest and introspection, I’m not exactly surprised Polycho isn’t as popular as I wish it was. At the same time, Polycho has so much fucking potential because it’s basically the perfect combination of Found Family and True Companions with a dash of romance, and I love it so goddamn much!
What makes me happy about them: The teamwork. Spare Parts is really cool because it’s one of the few times when we actually see the Jericrew work together instead of just being Markus and North. It's also why I love seeing the various Freedom March endings or the bridge scene in Crossroads because we get these little glimpses of the Jericrew members actually functioning as the unit they were supposed to be. I just wish we had more of it in the game that we got, as we were given this squad where half the members sort of faded into the background so that Markus’s relationship with North could take precedence.
What makes me sad about them: (tw: sex trafficking, suicide, PTSD) How fueled by trauma each member of the Jericrew is. Like, North is implied to have spent the first two years of her life as a sex trafficking victim and has difficulties forming bonds as a result, Simon’s suicidally driven by something that happened to him during his secret backstory, and Josh is defensively angry all the time and it makes me wonder what exactly happened to him before coming to Jericho. And Markus is this perfect combination of all three of them. He’s got North’s fear of connection and Simon’s PTSD and Josh’s anger coursing through his veins, and it’s formed this perfect storm that they can all see themselves in.
So I guess what I’m trying to say is that all of them really, really need to have a sitdown with a therapist, but absolutely none of them would ever take that first step themselves.
Things done in fanfic that annoy me: The Josh erasure in this fandom is real. Quantic Dream let a dark-skinned black man be the angriest pacifist I’ve seen in media in fucking forever. And DBH doesn’t even actively demonize him for it at every turn like they do with North and the Violent Path - that’s mind-blowingly revolutionary! And yet... do you know how many times I’ve seen Jericrew fanart/fics that either put him on the back burner or ignore him entirely? Or on the rare occasion that I see him, Josh’s rage is just cut from his character to turn him into Fanon!Simon 2.0. Like, do you know many times I’ve seen ‘Polycho’ works feature just Markus, North, and Simon together as a triad and literally shove Josh off to the side? Or present Josh as ace as a way to explain why he isn’t included in their relationship as opposed to exploring what being asexual actually means? Because as someone who is ace themselves, there’s this one piece of pride fanart that comes across my dash ever so often depicting just that, and it fucking hurts every time I see it.
Things I look for in fanfic: I guess it would be a cop-out to say plot again, but... How about just moments where Simon, North, and Josh interact with one another without Markus present? Because the game never gives me a sense that they actually get along with one another, and fandom usually focuses on who they are in relation to Markus. Seeing these three interact and care for each other within fanworks really helps to build up their characters and personal history in a way that only showing them talking with Markus just doesn’t.
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: I kind of already talked about Markus in my HankCon ask, as I’d love to see him and Luther together in a world where Luther and Kara are in an open relationship. While I don’t actively ship RK1K on a romantic level, I can see the appeal so I’m totally comfortable with Markus ending up with Connor. I’ve also seen some Markus/John works that really interested me. And obviously, I ship the fuck out of Markus and Zhora because I can make their romance as dynamic as I want to inside my head without being too concerned about what is and isn’t canon.
I’ve also talked about how I’d imagine North and Connor getting together in the HankCon ask, so if you want to hear about my Darkest Timeline verse, you can go check that out. I've read some North/Chloe fic that I really love and recently seen some fanart where she’s included in Echo and Ripple’s relationship.
The Simon/Leo ship has started to grow on me recently, as has Simon/Nines. And this is probably controversial because I don’t see people shipping Simon with afab (afaa? Assigned Female At Activation?) characters outside of North very often, but I like the idea of Simon and Hostess!Chloe together for some reason. Also: Simon could end up with any of the male Tracis from the Eden Club, and I wouldn’t be surprised.
And finally, Josh! @jerichogallery did a Luther/Josh mod a little while ago, and it changed my fucking life. I like the idea of him and Lucy being together. I think that Josh and Leo would get along famously and wouldn’t be surprised if they ended up hooking up while smoking a blunt (or whatever the android equivalent of weed is). I also wouldn’t be too against him and Hank going out a few times, if only because I like the idea of Hank having to look up to a partner.
My happily ever after for them: So this is kind of going to come out of left field but... space exploration.
Like, I’ve got this headcanon that after the revolution, the first big-ticket item on Jericho’s to-do list is to find a way to CyberLife’s planned obsolescence. And in doing so, androids actually find out that they can live for centuries or even millennia at a time. So there comes a day hundreds of years in our future where the Jericrew realizes that they’re okay. Because North hasn’t flinched at the touch of a human in decades and Simon’s stopped compulsively checking their security measures at night, and Josh isn’t rearing for a fight at every opportunity, and Markus can’t remember the last time he called himself an android because he’s so used to referring to himself as Terran and... yeah. They’re okay. And after literal centuries of doing what they can to help the planet recover from the wounds we inflicted upon ourselves, the world is going to be okay without them.
So they just... go out into space and visit new civilizations and do their best to help when they see a problem. And thousands of years later, when Terrans reach what they think is the farthest corner of the known universe, they find that they’re precluded by these legends that tell of four beings from a planet called Earth, arriving with the sole intent of being kind. And when we ask who these people were, they get one word in response.
Who is the big spoon/little spoon? So many combinations!
I see Josh as predominantly big spoon except with North, who’s adamant about being his ‘jetpack’ when they cuddle together during stasis. When this happens, Josh makes a point of sprawling out into the most absurdly shaped pile of limbs to affectionately annoy her because they’re both absolute shit disturbers, and nothing can convince me otherwise.
Simon isn’t so much a ‘fixed’ spoon, but he will position himself on the outside the cuddle pile so that his body is always the closest to the door. That’s because I think he’d always want to be able to react first in case of an attack. If he’s looking at the door, then the threat level is high enough that he’ll probably get in the minimum amount of recharging before going into guard mode. But on the nights where he feels safe, Simon will turn inward and let himself be held by whoever he’s with.
North is kind of touch and go with experiencing contact while in stasis. But on the off chance that she’s feeling up to it, North actually likes sleeping half on top of partner(s). If not, she’s usually alright with laying face-to-face with her bedmates so that they’re the first thing she sees when she wakes up.
Markus just likes being in the middle. He ‘sleeps’ the best when he’s sandwiched between Josh and Simon, with North just sprawled out on top of them all like a starfish. It makes him feel protected in a way that he’s never experienced before meeting them.
What’s their favourite non-sexual activity: Hijinks. Absolute hijinks. Someone suggests, “Hey! Let’s go for a walk!” And within the first half-hour, Josh has gotten into five different arguments with six different strangers, Simon has had to be dragged away from someone he’s convinced is following them, North is plotting a straight-up bank heist, and Markus has posted the entire thing on TikTok because you can’t convince me that he’s not addicted to social media.
I love these morons so fucking much.