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The Adventures of Broccoli Boy Part 9
part 8 can be read here
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"Attention everyone, it's now time to discuss the first item on the list. Now, some of you have been asking for more handicap friendly options-"
"We all know you're talking about Dr. Wheelo!"
Currently there was no way to fit the doctors massive robot body inside the ship, so Broly had taken his brain and placed it into a glass jar (which was currently sitting in one of the audience seats with the rest of the members).
"This is bullshit! Why should a weakling get a list of demands when some of us are far higher in ranking!? Besides, it's not like any of you can say you fought Goku twice!"
Garlic Jr wanted to call the space lizard out on his lie but it was useless since everyone seemed to forget his existence.
"I don't know Cooler. Maybe if you get yourself so torn up that you come back to us as nothing but a disembodied head and wires, then maybe, just maybe, I'll look into your considerations first."
The frost demon rolled his eyes and took out his psp vita. If he was just going to sit here then he might as well play some marvel vs capcom 3.
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Turles was currently seated next to the other space pirate, the two now having a sort of truce after being rescued from the time out room.
"Bojack, I've been meaning to ask you something. Goku was dead during your movie right, so you fought Gohan. Why are you here then?"
"I've become quite lonesome after losing my crew-"
"Didn't you kill Zangya?"
"You're missing my point! I just want to be somewhere I'll be understood. That and I refuse to hang out with Cell. I don't care how much he hates Gohan, I'm not playing a video game!"
Turles then got an idea.
"So what about games in general?"
"That depends. What have you got?"
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"So Ginyu and his crew will be handling the food preparations from now on-"
"You're pulling my leg!" (The irony being that Bojack didn't have a wooden peg leg).
"No, really-"
Broly gave the two of them a death glare.
"NOW AS I WAS SAYING…. Ginyu has graciously offered to prepare-"
"So you ya mean to tell me that kids really do play a game where they stab a man in a barrel?"
"Yup!"
A green burst of light filled the room and now everyone was staring at the fully transformed legendary super saiyan.
"Turles, is there something so important that you feel the need to keep interrupting me!?"
"Actually, there is Broly!"
The pirate then took the chance to walk up onto the stage and grabbed the microphone.
"Behold, the solution to all of our problems!"
Raised arms and resting in his palms was a tiny pirate inside a toy barrel.
"So what is it!?"
Even Cooler, who had been preoccupied with frame data was now interested.
"This is called pop up pirate and it's going to be what we play from now on!"
"Janemba?"
"This is a very special game. You see these swords?"
Turles than placed one into a slot.
"It's chance based so every time the outcome will be different!"
He then started adding more swords.
"I can't deny that I'm intrigued but just what is supposed to be the outcome to all of this?"
"I'm glad that you asked that Zamasu! Could you please join me on the stage?"
"Only if I get to bring Black with me!"
He should have known that the God would pull something like this.
"Fine. Goku Black, get up here too!"
They then both began to smirk and sashay their way on up.
"That's not fair! Why does he get to bring his boyfriend!?"
"It's not our fault that you were born a lowly mortal Freeza. You just lack the special privellges that are reserved for deities such as ourselves!"
"I HAVE A RACE CAR BED! WHAT DO YOU HAVE!?"
"I fuse with my husband!"
Zamasu then added to Blacks statement.
"Every night!"
Cooler than began to chuckle.
"It seems they've got you there brother!"
It was true. He hadn't even shown Yamcha his race car bed yet.
"STOP IT, ALL OF YOU! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!"
Broly then went over to Turles.
"Just letting you know that you have one minute until I unleash my eraser cannon on you."
"Zamasu, Black! I don't mean to annoy you but can you stab the swords into this guy as fast as you can!?"
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It was 45 seconds in now and Turles was considering running for his life but he knew that Broly would chase him down eventually.
"You might want to use your last moments to pray. I mean, your still going to end up in Hell, we all are. I just want to see how pathetic you look, begging for forgiveness-"
"Oh my!"
There was a loud pop and the pirate launched itself into the air. Broly, hoping that he would get to let off some steam and cause some destruction/murder (A.K.A. fun) was now bitter.
"Oh boy, looks like they made it in time! Guess I'm saved huh?"
That only got him a look that screamed malice.
…
"Is it supposed to be stuck up there?"
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Once they had gotten the piece down, everyone began to marvel at the magnificence that is known as pop up pirate. It turns out that giving an object to repeatedly stab would make a group of psychopaths calm down somewhat. Who knew?
"You're just lucky your little stunt worked Turles! Now, I'm going to need you to bring a whole batch for the next meeting."
"Yeah, that's not happening."
"What!?"
"I stole this off some little kid!"
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"Don't look at me like that, I'm a pirate! I steal things, it's what we're known for! You didn't expect me to just magically bring you a whole warehouse full of these did you? Hell, I don't even know if they're available to purchase on the market anymore!"
Broly then addressed the rest of the room.
"I'm going to take a five minute break and speak with Turles outside everyone. I trust that you can all behave yourselves?"
He then grabbed the saiyan by his tail.
"You can't be serious right!?"
Broly then walked towards the entrance.
"Oh Kami, you are…"
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While everyone else was playing the game, the screams of Turles in agony could be heard.
"What do you think they're talking about?"
"I don't know and if you value your life than you should shut up and stay inside!"
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It was now 10 minutes later and a very bloody Broly walked back inside, followed by a mauled Turles who was now limping.
"…Just what did you do to him…?"
He shrugged.
"I can't be expected to remember every detail of a rage attack can I?"
Broly then went to lick the blood nonchalantly off his lips, almost as if he was a cat.
"Turles…?"
The saiyan couldn't respond. It was like seeing a soldier return home from war.
"KAMI, HE'S MISSING HIS TAIL!"
Broly, annoyed at the attention he wasn't receiving, weighed in.
"Oh please, it's not as if it won't grow back!"
"GUYS, THERE'S TRACES OF FUR ON HIS FACE!"
"OH MY KAMI, DID HE MAKE HIM EAT HIS OWN TAIL!?"
"You know what, I think we're done for today! That's it everyone, time to go home!"
He then left before everyone else and flew off.
"It goes without saying but we should avoid pissing off Broly from now on you guys…"
"This wouldn't be an issue for you all if you weren't frail mortals."
Everyone then started to yell at Zamasu and Black.
"Why are you booing me, you know that I'm right!"
Android 13 and the Space Pirate he pulled by being country.
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THIS IS FOR THE BOJACK X ANDROID 13 SHIPPERS WHO ARE STILL ALIVE AND ACTIVE! Also, as a celebration that people do indeed ship this and not some random skit I made in my head at night, let's just see how this goes!
"Gamma Goes Wrong" (Peter Pan Goes Wrong Crossover Casting...)
NOTE: It is not technically a crossover, but we do get a cameo at the end. So hope that helps.
Android 13 as Wendy (Dragon Ball Z: Super Android 13)
Android 14 as Michael (Dragon Ball Z: Super Android 13)
Android 15 as John (Dragon Ball Z: Super Android 13)
Dr. Gero as George (Dragon Ball Z)
Android 21 as Mary (Dragon Ball FighterZ)
Gamma 2 as Peter Pan (Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero)
Gamma 1 as Peter Pan's Shadow (Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero)
Gamma Gally/Gamma 3 as Tinkerbell (Dragon Ball OC/ Dragon's Crystal: Legend's Amulet)
Jaco as Tootles (Dragon Ball/Jaco the Galactic Patrolman)
Tights as Nibs (Dragon Ball/Jaco the Galactic Patrolman)
Goten as Slightly (Dragon Ball Z)
Buu as Curly (Dragon Ball Z)
Bojack as Captain Hook (Dragon Ball Z: Bojack Unbound)
Bojack's Crew as Captain Hook's Crew (Dragon Ball Z: Bojack Unbound)
Bee as Nana (Dragon Ball Z)
Chi-Chi as That One Maid (Dragon Ball Z)
Whis as The Narrator/The One Reading the Story to the Audience (Dragon Ball Super)
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CAMEO:
Frog as Himself (Chrono Trigger)
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BONUS INCORRECT QUOTE: - - - - Android 13: Mama? Will anything harm us when the night light is lit? Android 21: Nothing, precious. *top bunk falls on top of 14's bunk, startling 13* Android 21: *trying to keep cool* They are the eyes a mother leaves behind to guard her children. Android 14: *peeking between the fallen bunk and his* Mother, you look pretty tonight. Android 21: Are you tucked in, 14? Android 14: Yes, mother. *struggling* Android 21: Are you comfortable? Android 14: *lifts the bunk above him* YES, MOTHER. Android 21: And you, 13? Android 13: Yes, mama- *both bunks fall on top of each other, before landing on top of Android 15's bunk* Android 21: And you, sweet 15, are you feeling sleepy? Android 15: *slams his hand against the bunkbed's frame* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-
The Adventures of Broccoli Boy Part 46
Part 45 can be read here
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"THE DEAL'S OFF!"
"Why are you dressed like your father?"
Broly stormed back home, only to run into a group of confused villains that he unfortunately lived with.
"Move past that already! Unless you're my old man, then you can beat it!"
The gang spoke in hushed whispers.
"I guess that explains why Paragus is nearly nude and sporting a black eye..."
"Should we put him in a healing tank?"
"Raditz, you idiot! You know that we don't have those!"
"Well, what else are we supposed to do? Put him to bed and nurse him back to health!?"
They then all looked at Black.
"For the last time, just because I enjoy cooking, that doesn't mean you all can treat me as a maid!"
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Unbeknownst to them, a stranger lurking outside happened to hear their conversation.
"A maid hmm. That gives me an idea..."
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After debating over what to do about their landlord, the tenants just gave Paragus to Krang. They figured the octopus would know what to do with the one eyed man. Besides, it was dinner time and they didn't want to delay it any longer. While Black was at the oven, he heard his phone start to ring.
"Blasted mortal inventions! Can one of you ningens get it?"
"You can't keep using that word on us!"
"Yes I can, I'm Goku Black! Even if I'm stuck in human flesh, I'm still a God! Now will you answer the phone or do I need to bring the scythe out!?"
"I'll get it..."
Turles was currently left with nothing else to do after his failure to show his roommates that infamous shock video.
"Yello?"
Without checking the ID, he answered the call.
"May I speak to Black?"
"Who is this?"
"...And just who exactly am I speaking with?"
"Turles. It's actually Tullece but everyone just calls me-"
"I don't care!-"
The stranger then composed themselves.
"My apologies... I'm calling about that contest-"
"What contest?"
"...Is that really important?..."
"Yes."
"You know, I would really be much more comfortable with Mr. Black on the phone..."
"Too bad cause he's busy."
"...How else am I supposed to tell him when to pick up his prize-"
"Prize? What prize? Is it good?"
"I can assure you that Black will love it! I just need him to reach this address-"
"Whatever you need signed, I'll do it, just drop it off here!"
"My... Persistent aren't we?"
"What can I say, I'm just a guy who likes treasure!"
"..."
"Hello?"
There was just a dial tone coming from the other end now.
"Eh, I'm sure it's fine!"
- Meanwhile on the other end -
"Fine! If I can't get Black to see me than I'll just have to go visit him!"
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"Did you guys hear that?"
"Oh boy, my package!"
Turles rushed outside and saw a crude, cardboard box on the door step.
"Man, that was fast!"
Hey went back inside and placed it on the table.
"What is that you're holding?"
"Dunno Bojack, guess we're gonna find out!"
Right as he was about to open it, the lid flew open and the content came out.
"What the?"
"Is that fucking Zamasu!?"
The God stood on the table, scowling down at Turles.
"I thought this was supposed to be a present!"
"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR BLACK, NOT YOU!"
The green kai was dressed in a French dress, with a choker, black high heels and lace fishnet stockings.
"Ooooohhh, that's why you kept wanting me to put him on the phone-"
"YES!"
The loud noise was now attracting other members of the household.
"Can you cut it with the shouting!? If Broly wakes up then we're doom- ...Zamasu?"
"It's so good to see you!"
"I don't understand, how did you even manage to find me!?"
"I put a tracker on your phone. Mortal technology was never your strong suit."
"You shouldn't be here!"
"I know... I've thought about what you said and you're right. I've decided to let you eat food-"
"The fuck does he mean by decided!?"
"That's not going to make me change my mind."
"What if I served you wearing just this?"
"Don't do it Black! Hoes before bros!"
"That's right! If she breathes, she's a thot!"
Turles and Bojack then looked at each other.
"Wait, isn't Zamasu gay?"
"But I thought the kais were non binary? They come from trees right?"
"But then why would Arinsu have boobs?"
"You know what, I'm done here. My brain can only think so much at a time!"
"Screw it, why don't we get drunk and marathon Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Turles gave Bojack the manliest hug of all time.
"You know me so well man!"
The two Gods watched as they held hands while chanting merry sea shanties. They then waited for the mortals to leave the room.
"I'm glad that nonsense is over with!"
"So what do you say Black? Will you take me back?"
"I'd like to but I'm currently living here and I doubt that you would be able to room with me..."
"I know a simple solution."
"What do you have in mind?"
"Let's fuse! That way we can be together and it will still work out!"
"I love you!"
"I love you more!"
They then touched tips and became one. Fused Zamasu was looking at his body when he felt his hand clamp over his mouth.
"It seems that I have the sudden urge to vomit an entire months worth of meat!"