#dcmark

[kuzzirog]

fem drivers

[ineedsomecakee]

Do you want the house tour😉

(Just in case please do not repost this silly video)

[meightyone]

if you still want to see it, the dcmark grid walk bj joke cover up: https://x.com/i/status/1947967822874993103 truly a breathtaking display of homoeroticism

the stuttering at the end... rare for me to say this but god help mark

[notwithoutsins]

the untapped potential of dcmark will never not make me seethe because. because its all shared hotel rooms and comfortable contact and blowjob jokes on a gridwalk and ‘christmas suck and blow’ and “my buddy mark webber is a very handsome man” and “we were one step away from intimate” and “guess who went on top” and “i just couldn’t live with you”. its all so very there and no one is talking about it.

[25points]

MONZA, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 10: David Coulthard talks to Mark Webber after the practice session for the Italian F1 Grand Prix on September 10, 2004, in Monza, Italy. (Photo by Mark Thompson/Getty Images)

[goldenretrievettel]

dcmark is real…

[grawkenn]

[brawngp2009]

man of the house (on ao3)

David Coulthard/Mark Webber; 2k words, e-rated; Mark Webber torture nexus; bets, dom/sub undertones, more tags on ao3.

However one of the things which make the sport so attractive is that anything is possible, even something highly unlikely can happen, and in Mark’s case it’s a podium. The car’s merciful and even docile, the hydraulics and the gearbox survive the ride and Mark converts his pretty good sixth place on the starting grid into the third one on the podium. It’s been a while since Mark’s previous podium finish, but Nürburgring is good to him.

— or: Mark finally scores a podium and wins a bet.