A Rhyme About How I Drop Posts Like Batman Drops Villains
I’m in school, don’t wanna be here, So I’m editing my posts, bringin' the cheer. Got my iPad, I’m on the grind, Not paying attention—who’s got the time?
I’m like the Flash, but my posts are faster, Ignore the classwork, I’m the writing master. Don’t need no lessons, I’m in my zone, Posting like I'm the Queen of the Batcave throne.
Call me Catwoman, I steal your attention, Droppin' content like it’s my sole intention. I’m like Poison Ivy, I got a green thumb for words, But all I’m growing are these posts—no birds!
I’m like Harley Quinn, chaotic, but fine, Droppin’ posts quicker than the Joker drops lines. You want a meme? I’ll give you a show, I’m a schoolgirl by day, a Batfam pro.
So yeah, I’m in school, but who’s keeping track? While you’re all learnin’, I’m postin' back to back. You think I care about math or some test? Nah, I’m busy with AUs and getting my rest.
So if you see me postin' like there’s no tomorrow, Just know I’m procrastinating my sorrow. But hey, who needs focus? Not me, babe, not today, I’d rather drop 10 posts and get lost in my way.