#ddcjessica

[leftonthedrawingboard]

The Beautiful People || Jessica & Oswald

Okay, he couldn't help it. Well he could, but he was doing it anyway, just because why not? It was there, and it wasn't like he was a creep. He knew it was a performance and that there was no obligation to him after it was over, so he didn't see the harm. Besides, when was the last time he'd just done something for the hell of it? A long time ago, that's for sure.

So he pushed the entrance flap of the burlesque tent to the side, and strolled in, a hand in his pocket. If he was going to be here he preferred not to be like the dads in shorts and baseball caps that no doubt frequented the place, opting for something a little nicer instead.

But he still felt a little awkward being there. After all, these were his coworkers. He stood near the edge of tent for a moment, rubbing his arm and trying to figure out what to do. Okay, so there was an empty table over there.

He made up his mind and was heading for it, when his attention was suddenly caught by someone walking towards him and-- well holy shit. He'd be lying if he said she weren't one of the more attractive women he'd seen, and he really honestly tried not to stare, but he ended up with his eyes staring vaguely and pointedly in the opposite direction because staring from across the room when a show wasn't even going on was creepy and he didn't want to be creepy.

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Do you think that either Rodger or Jessica's room mate will walk in on them one day?

I’d say just lock the door, but the roomies would have the key too. Hmmm. Chances are high. Have fun figuring that one out you two.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

How do you think this whole Rodger/Jessica thing is gonna go. Even more so with all the guys eyes on Jessica.

To be honest, not sure. I mean there has to be some grievances they have from being separate for months that they haven’t yet addressed. It seems like a second honeymoon period to me, cute as they may be— it can’t last long. I can’t say I blame all the people with eyes on Jessica though. Even I’d have my eyes on her.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Well, well, looks like the Human Target's stuck between Merida and Jessica. Who would you rather see him with yourself, Snitch?

Can’t they start up a polyamourous relationship and save us all the love triangle? I’m going to pitch a wild one here though— neither. Roger and Tramp. Bingo bammo, something fresh for you all to think about.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

WHOA alright. First Merida kisses Tramp while he has a girlfriend and THEN Roger while his ex wife just came back? What do make of all this, Snitch??

Bad luck, mostly. Don’t get me wrong, she should save kissing taken men for when she’s invited to have a threesome, but to be fair— Roger and Jessica were separated for several months, and even I thought Roger was pretty into Merida. But he ended up still caring for his wife, which isn’t really her fault. As for Tramp, well, I don’t know what was going on there but let’s give her her one lucky break here and say that that was just a misjudged happenstance. She’ll eventually find someone that’s not taken to smooch though.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Jessica Rabbit has joined our show and Rodger and her have found each other in a not so nice way- Red Curls is still in the picture and it appears Rodger might have feelings for his good friend; what do you think of the whole mess?

I think that Roger’s still got a ring on his finger and needs to sort that out before he even thinks of doing anything with Little Orphan Annie— it’s great if you wanna move on but as far as I know, you and Miss Bunny are still legally married. You have a choice to make Roger, hop to it.

— The Snitch

[thecarnivalsnitch]

Hey there, Snitch. Merida and Roger seem pretty dang close. Do you think this is just a brother sister relationship, or something more??

I actually think it looks more like a ginger cult. Sally, Stitch and Jessica will no doubt be recruited sometime soon.

To be honest, I don’t think this relationship will ever get out of the friend zone, the sibling zone, what have you. Especially with Jessica now in the picture again.

— The Snitch