ok i really really want techno and tommy to crash tommy’s funeral, whether it be on accident or on purpose.
like, imagine if the funeral is on tubbo’s birthday-
IMAGINE IF THE FUNERAL IS ON TUBBO’S BIRTHDAY
AND LIKE TOMMY WANTS TO GO TO LMANBERG “BUILD MORE SECRET BASES” BUT HIM AND TECHNO BOTH KNOW THAT HE JUST WANTS TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TUBBO
AND THEN, TECHNO FEELS SYMPATHY OR SOME SHIT AND HE’S LIKE, “fine, we can go.”
THEN LIKE, THEY WALK INTO A GATHERING OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN BLACK CLOTHING AND THEYRE SO CONFUSED
Tommy: Why are they all gathered here?
Techno: I dunno, maybe tubbo’s birthday party.
Tommy: But, they’re all wearing black.
Techno: I can see that Tommy.
Tommy: Oh, and Phil’s there. Wasn’t he on house arrest?
Techno: Yeah... I feel like if he got let out he would tell us.
Tommy: Even ghostbur’s there! And, he looks super confused. Maybe we should go get him.. yunno, be good brothers.
Techno: Shut up, we can’t control him.
Tommy: Bitch.
Techno: I hate you.
and ranboo is hanging near the back of the crowd and hears techno and tommy and as he sees them his eyes widen and he desperately gestures for them to go away
Tommy: Why is Ranboo waving at us? *waves back*
Techno, already slapping Tommy’s hands down: We aren’t supposed to drag attention to ourselves.
Phill, who’s also near the back, sees where ranboo’s looking and, he just about bursts a blood vessel.
Tommy just waves again, and this time techno just rolls his eyes in annoyance.
And, of course, in true tommy fashion, tommy drinks an invisibility potion to go to talk to ranboo/phil about what’s happening. Techno just sits there like, “hes gonna get himself killed. im going to be an only child.”
but, tommy walks out there no problem.
once tommy gets to ranboo, he lightly pushes ranboo to let him know hes there.
Tommy: whats going on? Isnt is tubbo’s birthday? why is no one celebrating
Ranboo: get out of here tommy!!!
Tommy: but, its such a good day for minor terrorism :(
meanwhile techno just says, “screw it” and drinks an invisibility potion to talk to phil.
Phil: techno, you and tommy couldnt have chosen a worse time to come here!! get out, or we’ll all die!!
Techno: all of us, or just me and tommy
Phil: anyone who knows your alive!!
Techno: doesnt everyone know were alive?
Phil, visibly distressed: just get out!! ranboo can go explain to you guys later
Then tubbo’s voice starts giving a speech
Tubbo: i’m really gonna miss him. he really was the best friend i ever had. i cant believe i havent talked to him for weeks now.
cut back to ranboo and tommy
Tommy: oh, so its a funeral! also, i thought i was the best friend he ever had...
Ranboo: I mean, you’re right...
Techno: who died?
Phil, not wasting any time: tommy.
Techno: wait what
Tubbo: I really wish things had gone differently. I wish i visited him. i wish so much, but now hes gone forever.
then, like right then, tommy’s potion wears off and ranboo, phil, and techno are like, oh shit.
Tubbo notices first, being the only one directly facing the crowd, and his face drops as he starts crying. everyone else is slightly confused at first, but then they turn around and see tommy, standing next to ranboo and they all just sit there for a few moments.
and of course, that’s when techno’s potion wears off.
everyone’s attention turns to him now, and everyone starts rushing to hug tommy and/or rushing to kill techno.
ghostbur just starts yelling at tubbo: i told you hes not dead!! i saw him yesterday with technoblade! i told you!
dream, having no reason to believe that tommy was alive is amazed too. and, to see tommy look normal and happy, it was weird to see after all the manipulation dream put tommy through
anyways, sbi+ranboo run for their lives. phil and ranboo, technically have betrayed the country, and techno and tommy being banned. and, of course, tommy gets to perform his minor terrorism. and hes finally happy
this makes no sense
dont blame me, i wrote this at four in the morning