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[randomfoggytiger]

Hey, long time no speak, weird question, but do you by any chance have a list of undercover in cult fics?

(Hope you’re well!!!!)

Doing great! :DD Hope you are, too.

Collector's Edition: Cults, Paramilitary Forces, and Post-Colonization Societies

Sort of yes, and sort of no. Included a choice variety; but I coulda sworn there were more fics....

Loose chronological order below~

Anjou's (Ao3) Speechless 01 (Ao3)

"So. I dug a little deeper. His family is originally from Northern Minnesota, where his grandfather and father were part of a Nazi sympathizing paramilitary organization during WWII. They are affiliated with the Church of the Lost Tribe, which has the same claim to fame as the Mormon faith, i.e., they believe that they are the lost tribe of Israel." He craned his head to see her face. "You know what kills me about all these guys? They all want to be the lost tribe, but nobody ever wants to be a Jew."

Scully arched an eyebrow at him.

"You know it's true,"he said placidly.

Post-Tithonus Scully, war-torn and discouraged, joins Mulder and other FBI teams to halt a suspected paramilitary group.

@onpaperfirst's Snakebitten

There were true believers. There were Max Fenigs and Cassandra Spenders. Tremulous and fragile, susceptible to being sucked into cults.

There were conspiracists. Underground groups operating on the fringes that communicated via mimeographed pamphlets and old school mailing lists.

The New Spartans were neither.

AU-- A retelling of Season 5's events leading up to The Pine Bluff Variant: Scully wants her own answers, and Mulder is pulled away through forced secrecy.

Wylfcynne's Imagine

The prisoners were shoved without ceremony into the backseat of one of the Taurus pursuit vehicles. Their cuffs were tied with clothesline to each other's and then their seatbelts were used to fasten them into their seats.

"Y' think the Assistant Director'll dock our pay when we don't show up at that stupid meeting tomorrow morning?" Mulder asked his partner.

She sighed, knowing what he was trying to do. "Probably," she agreed. "Not that I'll be sorry to miss another budget meeting."

"That goes without saying," he agreed.

AU-- Post-S. R. 819 Mulder and Scully discover a black oil cult while on Kersh detail.

@oohnotvery/the_eternal_optimist's (site) Unheard Of

Wiping at her cheeks furiously, Scully blinked rapidly to clear her vision, to make sure what she was seeing was real. To her relief and dismay, the man under the stairs, the person whose breathing was unnatural to the point of frightening, was Mulder.

His face was turned towards the light from her flashlight but his eyes stayed closed. He was naked except for his boxers, but his torso was so covered in mud and dirt and (Scully flinched upon noticing) blood, that she could barely make out his skin beneath. His hands were tied in front of his body with a thin, crude-looking rope, as were his ankles. A gash cut across his forehead.

She couldn’t remember ever seeing him look so . . . lifeless.

S6 Mulder vanishes into the woods; and Scully, a non-believer in his supernatural cult theory, treks out to find him.

@ghostbustermelanieking/skuls's s8's roadrunners AU/cold desert nights

She tells him on the bus. After Doggett is finished cutting the slug out of her, because she’s shouting that it needs to be cut out and Mulder wants to do it but he can’t. His hands are shaking too badly. So he holds hers, lets her squeeze the life out of them as she screams, as the cultists pound on the bus, as Doggett pulls out the slug and shoots it. The cultists are dismayed. Mulder can see the flashing lights through the dusty window of the bus. As Doggett runs outside to deal with it all, Scully collapses woozily against his chest. He presses a quivering hand over the bloody wound at the back of her neck, and he realizes only then that she is sobbing.

AU-- Roadrunners Mulder is returned early (whole, with minor amnesia); but finds Doggett, not Scully, in the basement office.

snow in april (chapter 1 of 8) (Ao3)

Scully had kept ahold of his wrist; she motioned him towards the closet in the corner. They got off of the bed carefully, feet hitting the carpet, and moved together into the closet. The scraping moved towards the door to their room. Scully tugged him hard into the closet and pulled the door most of the way closed - not letting it close all the way to avoid the click, he assumed. She let go of his wrist and wrapped an arm around his waist, leaning hard into him. Her right hand was pressed against her stomach. He moved his left hand down to her stomach, on top of her hand. The baby kicked; Mulder couldn't tell whether it was out of fright or excitement. Don't worry, kid, he thought. I'll protect you.

Outside the closet, the bedroom door slowly creaked open. Scully pressed her face into his shoulder, her hand wrapping tighter around the baby. Please, God, Mulder thought furiously, momentarily forgetting he didn't believe in God.

The strange, scraping footsteps continued across the room, the rug, the floorboards. There were multiple scarecrows; Mulder mentally took stock. His eyes were on the crack where the door hadn't closed all the way, he could see part of a bulky scarecrow arm through it. The baby was kicking furiously under their hands. Scully breathed shakily into his shoulder. 

AU-- Post-Three Words Mulder is called beyond his will to a small, snowed-in town, trapping he and Scully in the mountains.

@dreamingofscully's (Ao3) Dreaming of Scully (particularly, Part III)

“You’re the worst liar, Mulder.” 

His mouth tilted up, but he didn’t look at her or speak.

“Talk to me.”

“It looks like something I remember, but not exactly.”

“Remember from where?”

He traced his finger over the symbol. “You didn’t want to know about it, Scully.”

She exhaled, not realizing she’d been holding her breath. It was unusual for him to keep things from her. Usually, it was her that didn’t trust herself enough to open up. But Mulder? He shared everything. And the only reason he hadn’t been completely transparent about his work lately was because he’d been giving her space.

“The cult,” she stated.

“Yeah.”

AU-- Paranormal investigators Mulder and Scully are sorting through their own recent supernatural experiences while tracking down an old, earth-dwelling entity.

Zoonr's (Ao3) Mesabi Ferrum

Since their trip had started, William hadn't said another word. *He's listening,* Mulder thought. It was an intuitive guess, not unlike those he used to have when he was an agent assigned to the X-Files, and he had no real explanation for it. Mulder wondered just how much William already knew about them, or about himself.

Rob had nearly passed out the moment they started driving, in spite of Liam spending most of the first two hours on the road muttering his nonsensical religious rhetoric. He emphatically wanted Mulder to drive them back to his camp, to meet the other members of his group, which Mulder suspected was more like a cult, and introduce them all to William. Mulder asked Liam in which direction his camp was located. Liam said south; Mulder drove north. After about an hour of whiney protest, Liam had finally and mercifully fallen asleep, and the trip had gone on in silence.

AU-- Colonization begins, prompting Mulder and Scully to find and save their son, with Mr. Van de Kamp, Gibson Praise, Doggett, Reyes, and Jeremiah Smith to boot.

@slippinmickeys/SlippinMickeys/Slippin' Mickeys's North of Zero (Tumblr, Tumblr) and Prompt Drabble Collection - Chapter 47 (Tumblr)

Scully sat up, the coppery taste of blood on her tongue. She looked down at her shirt, which was still soaked red, a jagged slash where the super soldier’s hand pierced her torso. The previous few minutes were a blur of pain and confusion. She remembered trying to stop the soldier from the senseless killing of the cultist woman after they’d been brought aboard the ship, then pain, the cold knowledge of impending death, and then her son. He’d been with her in her mind, in her body and she-

“You healed me,” she said, pulling back from Mulder’s embrace and turning to William. 

He gave her a small smile. “Yes.”

“How did-” she was at an utter loss for words. 

“Hate to tell you this, doc,” said Mulder, rubbing a hand up and down her arm, “but you might be out of a job.” 

AU-- Post-Colonization William, hunted by creatures he doesn't understand, follows his instincts into the wilderness, stumbling upon a small redhead and her partner in the woods.

Deadcanons's X-Tropy

 “I met some young people outside the teahouse, who helped me get here,” Reyes went on. “By my assessment, they were the sort of people who are often targeted by cult leaders. One of them in particular, Ileana, was highly spiritual, quick to trust, and eager to help. That’s exactly the kind of personality profile that cult leaders seek out.”

Scully looked stunned. “This is the same woman I called to the house... What, almost 15 years ago?”

Reyes nodded. “If it’s any consolation, she probably wasn’t up to anything back then. Based on the recurring faces I saw at the teahouse, I would assume the cult has somewhere between 80 to 120 members. For an outfit of that size, she’s probably been doing this for four or five years. I doubt this cult could have survived for longer than a decade.”

Scully was silent for a long moment, processing this. “And Jasmine has been taking commissions from her. All this time...”

“What’s our next move?” Reyes asked.

“Monica, you can’t be serious. You’re 97 years old.”

 “And you can’t go back home,” she retorted. 

AU-- Immortal Scully leaves her apartment alongside Mulder, loses her partner, goes into hiding as the world and the people she knows age around her, and returns after an estrangement from her kids, a run-in with a cult, and multiple Mulder visitations.

BONUS

@writingwell/RocketMan/Darkstryder's (xffics) Holding Me (Gossamer)

"Get your gun out, Scully. I don't like this."

She nodded. She trusted his instinct. The gun slipped from her holster with a thick sound of leather; she checked that the safety was on and licked her lips. For the first time since her Academy days, it felt unnaturally heavy.

Then the whole world seemed to blink. Every light everywhere was gone for an instant and Mulder reacted at once, swerving the car to a stop and calling on the CB for backup.

Then he saw it, just in the rearview mirror. The set-up.

Cancer arc Mulder decides to put the moves on Scully right before their stakeout is busted.

The Way (01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09)

"When did you suddenly join a children's crusade?" she whispered.

"Since they could be yours . . ."

He heard her hiss and felt her jump from his fingers as if he'd stung her.

"Mulder, we have no proof of any of what she said. We don't even know if she's *real*, let alone telling us the whole truth."

"Scully."

"She could be some kind of clone sent to make you-"

"Scully." "

-think that something's going on, when instead, it's all an-"

"Scully."

"-elaborate hoax to get us shut down-"

His hands shot out and grabbed her hard, yanking her back to him.

She stopped breathing and stared up at him. His eyes were wide and his pupils dilated as if he had suddenly snapped.

"Scully. Either way. I can't let this go."

She sagged in his grip and he let her fall to his couch.

"I know, Mulder. I know."

AU-- Post-Redux II Mulder is rejected by Samantha; and Scully is haunted by his distance. She becomes plagued with nightmares, forced to lean on his help when her dreams lead them to their "mini me"s.

Dragon Kings Daughter (Gossamer)

He lowered his body to the floor beside her and laid his head close to hers, willing her to wake up and see him there, wanting to see her eyes as they opened and were unguarded with him.

It took but a moment, and soon her eyes were peering into his, a sleepy indifference making them seem deep and dark. "What'd you find?" she whispered, her voice still low from sleep.

He grinned in triumph. "Lots. How about you?"

Her eyes drifted shut for one last moment of unreality, then she sat up, pushing her hair from her face.

Post-The Red and the Black Mulder and Scully discover a connection to her past life.

eponine119’s Resignation

In some ways, life on the commune was a relief. It had become a strain on me keeping the chores done and the bills paid as my mom became increasingly dysfunctional. On the commune, everything was taken care of.

Granted, we were all required to dress in orange bell bottomed uniforms and shave our bodies free of hair. There were hours of prayer under the fevered eyes of the leader, and rarely did we have anything more than rice to eat. I didn't believe a word of it - I was old enough to know this wasn't normal. I was also old enough to know better than to rebel or argue.

Post-One Son Jeffrey's experience in Cassandra Spender's "cult."

Thanks for reading~

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[cometcrystal]

my fav mh trinkets

i was originally gonna call this "accessories" but that didnt really fit. im only counting things that aren't Part Of the Outfit. like a headband or sunglasses wouldn't count, but the purse does. anything On The Doll doesn't count.

gloom beach frankie's purse. i've always liked it idk. the jumper cable handles are really cute and clever

gloom beach cleo's fan. its very dainty and pretty. A+ doll accessory

school's out cleo's purse. first of all it's a treat whenever things use actual fabric. second, just look at it. the cunt slayage

MORE UNDER CUT BECAUSE THIS WILL GET LONG

dead tired robecca's little gramophone speaker. its so cutie...

dead tired ghoulia's brain puffs. hell. fucking. yes.

classroom lagoona's frog. this thing is awesome basically.

classroom cleo and ghoulia's flasks + tube thing. i think this has a specific name but i cannot remember it. anyway this is awesome.

these key things that came with the sweet 1600 dolls. i love nothing more than having a Key

art class draculaura's self portrait. look at her go!!

art class robecca's Little Guy. do i need to explain this. i love it when dolls come with a little guy

swim class robecca's purse. i really like the color and general vibes of this one

power ghouls clawdeen's shield. she was my fav out of this line and thats 80% because of this sick ass shield. shes so cool

scaris catrine's purse. as much as i dislike catrine on principle i will admit i love this purse a lot

scaris clawdeen's suitcase. this is a bad picture but i love all the suitcases in this line and this is my fav one

river's staff. having a grim reaper character with visible bones is already SO cool but the staff completes the lewk....

gloom and bloom cleo's purse. sooo beautiful. everything about this doll is perfect. god

school club fashion pack ghoulia's deadfast action figure. i love this thing. i dont own one irl but we should have gotten more action figure/mini doll accessories

ghoul fair scarah's slime bucket. i can't explain my poetry often. i love that there is a doll with a nickelodeon slime bucket. that's all

g2 how do you boo frankie's bike. this is just a straight up bike. so cool....

dance the fright away deuce's mask. literally the funniest possible way they could have given him sunglasses. he's such a loser i love him

dance the fright away moanica's mask. literally useless. fashion over function. obsessed

music class cleo's harp. i love how it looks like teeth!! very monstery and fun

party ghouls rochelle's this thing. is it a purse?? is it a friend??? idk i love it

monster family pharrah's board game. this is just a better version of the board game that deuce and gil 2 pack came with. i fucking love this thing for real

core refresh frankie's Everything. yeah im counting everything

core refresh draculaura's spell book. i'm too lazy to get a picture but you can open it up and theres writing inside. i LOVE tiny details so much. i love tiny books with real things in them

core refresh cleo's scroll thing + heart. g3 has REALLY good trinkets. idk what the scroll is for but as i said i love tiny details. and her HEART.....HER HEART!!!

faboolous pets cleo's hissette. i haven't been counting the pets but im making an exception for her because she is built for cleo to hold in her arms <3 i love you hissette

fearbook draculaura's script. i will reiterate. i love tiny details and tiny books with real things. so basically this is awesome.

monster fest cleo's purse. THIS THING IS GORGEOUSSSS. it's so big and beautiful. it might be like top 5 fav mh purses of all time for me honestly. 5 stars

[nixotinix]

Had a super busy day today and am due for an even busier one tomorrow, so, to hold you fiends over, here is:

Miscellaneous Jackson Jekyll/Holt Hyde headcanons Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

-Starting out with a few headcanons about Jax's time on the casketball team. Jax is much more athletic than Holt thanks to his time on the team and the fact that he cares about his physical health a lot more than Holt does.

-Though, out of all the casketball team members, Jackson is the most likely to foul out. On one particular occasion, he was just about to foul out and asked if he could "throatslam player 8" instead of "fouling out in a lame way". Clawd okay-ed this.

-During the casketball national tournament, on the first night, Granite High stole the hubcaps from the Monster High school bus. In retaliation, Jackson and Deuce formulated a plan to siphon the gas from the Granite High bus. They were never caught.

-Jackson can hold his own rather well in fights, even though he isn't as aggressive or reckless as Holt, especially when it comes to physical altercations. Though, even still, Jax usually loses his fights thanks to the fact that most people that pick fights with him are full-blood monsters.

-Holt's eyesight is just about as bad, if not worse than Jackson's. He absolutely refuses to wear contacts or glasses for fear of looking like a "total nerd". He also refuses to wear his fearing aids.

-Holt's voice always sounds like there's just a little bit of autotune on it. Not much, but enough to be noticable.

-Holt carries around a kazoo everywhere he goes. "For emergencies".

-Jackson can stomach almost anything. Sweet, sour, spicy, you name it. Holt, on the other hand, is severely lactose intolerant and deathly allergic to raspberries.

-Catty Noir, Operetta, and Holt all have a group chat. Holt has lovingly titled it "Sax on the Beach" thanks to the jazz-rock album they're working on together.

-Deuce once mistook Holt's cork grease (for his saxophone) as chapstick. Holt tried to warn him. It was too late.

-Thats it! Expect me to update this post every now and then with newer headcanons. And feel free to add your own headcanons in replies or reblogs!

[muralmxse]

👫 - for Draculaura and Clawd

Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship || [ Accepting ]

For @strcngered || Clawed Hearts (Clawd x Draculaura)

Clawd is a good listener. And not just for his high senses. He always made sure to remember important things the best to his abilities. He always listens to Draculaura whether she's rambling about her day or more important things such as her allergy to garlic and phobia to meat.

Draculaura didn't quit playing SKRM. She was eager to play as a substitute cause she enjoyed the game despite her timid start. Clawd always made sure to help her out with new techniques, especially when she gets her powers.

Since the Valentine incident, Clawd knows now that sentimental gifts are more meaningful that what was on sale. He also made sure to not let anyone's approval get to him because it's about what Draculaura thought of him.

Surprisingly, Clawd and Laura's parents get along very well... too well at times that it freaks them out. But it was better than have them fighting.

[curiosweet]

Let's visualize it: Monster High Deadcanons

-Older mummies wear wigs because their hair fell out over time (preservation can only save so much).

-The undead do not age. They only deteriorate if not upkept. Undead Constructs (ie: Frankie) have to undergo reconstruction to look older.

-Water monsters, robots, and plants monsters do not have breasts. (ie: Lagoona, Venus, Amanita, Lorna, Robecca, etc. are all flat chested.)

-Yeti at adult height grow between 7-10feet tall. Male yetis are only a slightly taller height average than female yetis. Male yetis have horns, female yetis have larger tusks. Both are quite hairy, however the male yetis have thicker beards.

-Vampires have a tapetum lucidum (aka their eyes reflect in the dark).

-Draculaura has features that reflect tuberculosis (TB) (see possible vampire lore origins).

-Werewolf appearances fluctuate depending on the moon's phases. The closer to the full moon the more monster like they become and vice versa for a new moon.

-Clawdeen often wears her hair in braids.

-Fire elementals have imp-like features, though they are an unrelated monster.

[ghoststudios]

Would zombies and non verbal monsters have the option to use sign language?

Like I can totally see slomo using to comunicate it as it’s faster than talking. (It’s also more likely than zombie speaking in English MOANICA)

Other note: Nora’s body (bloodgood) totally speaks in sign.

[dotsz]

okay this is gonna be another post i make late at night when i’m incapable of thinking coherently but consider: everything is the same but sam is a jock instead of a goth and everyone is confused cause all the a-listers are jocks/preps but she’s like the only one who isn’t and and and Drama and Letterman Jackets