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Logan: Crushes are so fucking dumb. What are you,eight?

Wade: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Logan: But you’re always acting fucking stupid,bub?

Wade: ...

Wade: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Deadpool: We’re in a pandemic right now; A pandemic of haters.

Wolverine: It’s true, I’m one of them

"Take your clothes off, but leave the helmets. And this isn't Pretty Woman, we're kissing."

-Wade Wilson

Varian: It got lost in translation! Yong, this is no way to win her heart back!

Hugo: I'm so proud of you

Varian: Drop the kid off safe, and gentle like

Hugo:Kill him

Varian: And then, win her back with your boyish charm!

Hugo: Kidnap her.

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!

“Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.”

~Deadpool

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