#deadpool incorrect quotes

[incorrectanything]

Y/N: Can I go to the movies tonight?

Logan: Bub, I'm not your dad, you can do whatever the hell you want.

Y/N:

Y/N: Okay-

Logan: Be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the road.

Y/N:

Logan: Here, ten bucks for popcorn.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: Trust me.

Y/N: I wouldn't trust you to tie my shoes without stealing the laces.

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Daredevil, about Spiderman: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Deadpool: Are we stealing them?

Y/N: New or used?

Daredevil: Wonderful responses, both of you.

[demigoddessqueens]

Y/n: this is my boyfriend Wade and this is Wade’s boyfriend, Logan, the Wolverine

[burningmoonus]

[lil-lexington]

*Wade is chattering away at a brick wall as if he’s talking to another person.*

Logan, confused: Who the hell is he talking to??

Y/N: He either thinks he’s Dora the Explorer or the voices in his head are getting louder.

[annmaximoff18]

Y/N: ooww what a beautiful puppy

Wade: Do you know that he is a variant of my truth? referring to dogpool

Y/N: Yes, but this one is much cuter, right? gives him kisses and caresses

Wade: wow, they traded me for a dog

Logan: Well, she's right, that thing is prettier than you.

Wade: Oh really? My girlfriend and my best friend?

Logan: we are not best friends

[ungrateful-sneeze]

There’s a fun game that team red like to play called suit roulette were they each traded suits for a week and have to fight the others villains.

Spider-Man’s villains are all highly concerned and keep asking if he’s ok cause Matt just isn’t talking at all and they are used to banter

Peter has managed to make friends with a bunch of Deadpool’s villains after chatting with them and promising not to kill them if they stopped being ‘bad guys’ because it’s ‘just not cool anymore’

And Daredevils villains are just all ducking confused at why the hell he’s not even fighting back (Wade is literally just standing there letting them stab and shoot him whilst chatting about his life- he’s using them as free therapy)