#deadpool x gn!reader

[biting-miguel-ohara]

Thigh Obsession with Wade Wilson

A/N: I had so much fun with this omg. I hope it’s good despite being so short

Based on this request

CW: Fluff, kissing mentions, comfort, implied cuddling, implied sex, implied smut, mentioned thigh-fucking, mentioned clothes sharing, gn!Reader

Wade being obsessed with your thighs would include…

Non-stop touching. All the time. Constantly. If you’re sitting down, he has his hand on your thigh. Laying down? Head on your thighs. Standing? He’s still finding ways to touch your thighs.

Kissing. Lots of it. Like, a ton. He would worship your thighs with kisses. Got muscles? Kisses. Scars? Kisses. Stretch marks? He’s sucking hickeys onto them.

Hugs. For both him and you. Hugs for you, with his arms wrapped around your legs, his face pressed to the warm skin. Hugs for him, with his head perfectly positioned right between your thighs.

Reassurance. You don’t like your thighs? He’s fully prepared to make them your new favorite feature. Having a bad day about them? He’s there with love and cuddles to soothe your worries and hype you back up.

Fucking. You let him between your thighs and he’s on a one way trip to horny land. And oh, when he brings up thigh-fucking, you’d best prepare because it’s about to become his new favorite thing.

And last but not least, clothes sharing. Wade would adore it when you wear his shirts with no pants, showing off your perfect thighs. He would drool over you, immediately pulling you aside for a cuddle or fuck session.

He would truly love your thighs.

[trcshyrea]

Can I request a one shot for poly Deadpool and Wolverine reacting to their GN s/o who admitted to them that you're terrified of when both of them would leave them after realising they could find someone better than you with a happy ending please?

Thank you so much for the request! I absolutely loved writing this, even though it took me way longer than it should have. I really hope you enjoy it and that it’s everything you wanted!

Clouded thoughts

Logan;Worst Wolverine x gn!reader x Wade;Deadpool

Word Count: 3k

Content Warnings: Angst

It had been a few months into dating the chaotic pair, and you loved every second of it. The dynamic between the 3 of you was a work of art. The chemistry is still as strong, if not stronger, than when you 3 first got together. You had to admit you were a bit nervous that when the honeymoon phase ended, they would get bored and leave, but they had so far given you no reason to think that. Unfortunately for you, though, that nervousness and fear never really went away.

Every moment you spent with them was full of love and laughter, but that little voice in the back of your head was always there, creeping around unwelcome. You noticed it immediately. The toxic tar-like thoughts that seemed to never go away. ‘You don’t deserve them.’ ‘They deserve so much more than whatever you could offer them.’ ‘You aren’t good enough for them.’ All of these thoughts plagued your mind, crowded your brain, and made it unbearable to think on some days. But you would continue on, forcing yourself to push the thoughts out. Tucking them into the deep pit in your brain, telling yourself that you will deal with it later.

It was easy to do when Logan and Wade were always nearby. Sticking close in case you needed anything. Blanket? You get all of your favorite blankets in the house. A cup of water? You get it in your favorite glass with a fun straw, added by Wade, of course, along with twin kisses to each of your cheeks. “You need anything else, darlin’?” Logan would ask in his usual low and gruff tone, but there was a hint of sweetness behind his words.

There always was whenever he spoke to you. His voice noticeably, at least to you and Wade, got softer and sweeter. So did Wades. Both of your boys were always so sweet and gentle with you, as if it came naturally to them, because it did. They loved you more than words could ever describe, and they would do anything for you, just like how you would do anything for them.

Unfortunately, the world doesn’t stop for anyone. Bills do need to get paid if none of you want to be homeless after all. “Bills, whoever invented the idea of having them should be burned alive at the stake.” Wade would cry out dramatically every time that time of the month came around.

The days you spent apart from them at work were always the worst. You had nothing to stop yourself from wandering to the dark place in your mind where you had tucked those toxic thoughts away. What if it was true? What if you weren’t good enough for them? What if they realized that? It was only a matter of time before they figured it out for themselves and left you. Those thoughts always scared you the most. The thought of them one day leaving you, alone, broken, and with no one to pull you above water.

Whenever those thoughts started to make themselves known, your phone would ding. Breaking you from your spiral for just a moment to check it. And every time it was Logan and Wade. Almost like they could sense something was wrong with you and you needed someone to pull you out of the deep end. Most of the texts consisted of them both telling you how much they missed you and couldn’t wait for you to be back in their arms once again. Safe. On occasion, the texts were a bit more….entertaining than loving, but you found that you loved those texts just as much, and it always pulled you back down to earth.

“Fuck pookie! You just missed the most jaw-dropping, mouth-watering, SEXIEST things I have ever seen!!!! Besides you of course <3. But don’t you worry your pretty little head, cause I managed to swipe a photo just for you. Now you can’t say I’ve never done anything for you. (;”

*Insert picture of Logan shirtless, sweating and ripping a man in half*

It never failed to cheer you up and put a smile on your face, making those thoughts seem insignificant, like a small coffee stain in the rug. However, much like the small coffee stain, it’s still there and very much not going away. It might be able to go unnoticed, flying under the radar for a while until it catches someone’s eye, and the second it does? Well, let’s just say the small coffee stain had recently caught your eye, or more so, brought to your attention.

Hence, why for the past week you have been a mess. Logan and Wade noticed it immediately; they always did. Whenever they caught any shift in your expression, the light in your eyes shining less, your voice lower than usual, hell, even if you breathed differently. They would catch it. It was one of the things you both adored and hated about them.

They desperately wanted to help but were unsure how. Maybe it was them? Maybe they had said something to make you upset without realizing it? Maybe you were getting tired of them being around you so often? But they had done nothing to make you upset, quite the opposite in fact. That prize belonged to an old college friend who had recently reached out.

Admittedly, you were hesitant to make plans to meet up with them. They never really were the kindest friend to you in college. Always making slightly off comments that you were never really sure if they were playful or intentional jabs. Even to this day, you weren’t sure. But despite your weariness, you accepted under the thought that maybe they had changed. College felt like a lifetime ago now. A lot can change in that time. Right?

After meeting up for coffee, the two of you decided to go back to your place to talk, as you both wanted a more private setting to catch up. You hadn’t even realized how much time had passed until your front door opened and in walked Logan and Wade. Both covered in sweat and blood from a hard day of mercenary work. Wade is the first to speak. “Baby cakes! We missed you!” Wade would announce excitedly as he practically skipped over to you before placing a loving kiss on your cheek. “Who’s your friend?” He asked with a grin while standing close to your side.

“Wade, Logan, this is my friend from college I was telling you about.” You say with a soft smile as you introduce them to each other. Wade shoots your friend a smile while Logan grunts out a not-so-enthusiastic ‘Hey..’ on his walk over to you and Wade. “You’ll have to forgive our peanut here. He isn’t too big on talking.” Wade teased with a grin before waving bye to your friend and giving you another quick kiss on the cheek, soon disappearing into your shared bedroom with Logan close behind.

“Wow, those are your boyfriends? Fuck how did you manage to pull that!?” They leaned in and whispered once the two were presumably out of earshot. You didn’t like where this was going. It always started out like that. A slightly off comment that grew into something that hit you like a gut punch right to your heart.

“You’re so lucky, I would kill to have two hot men like that falling for me. Sadly, men are only interested in looks. Lucky for you that you found two that are more interested in personality than looks.” There it was.

That single comment was enough to throw you over the edge. Sending you into a spiral that you couldn’t escape from this time. All of your previous thoughts are now amplified and practically screaming in your head every time you look at Wade or Logan.

‘Not good enough.’

Logan and Wade instantly picked up on your off behavior. Questioning you about the sudden change, but you would just brush them off. Telling them that everything was fine and that you were just overworked. Tired. Both men would glance at each other with nervous expressions before speaking up. “Ok, baby. But if you need anything, we are always here for you. We love you.”

It was like rubbing salt into the wound with how sweet, gentle, and patient they were with you, even in this state. How willing to give you space they were when believing that that might be what you needed. They were basically glued to your hip, any chance they got. Maybe you just needed some time to yourself.

Unfortunately, that was the exact opposite of what you needed. But you, not wanting to burden them with your thoughts, stayed quiet. Shoving your emotions deep, deep down. It wouldn’t be fair to them if you threw all of your stress and worries on them. They had plenty of other things to worry about. You adding to that is something you never intended on doing. So you didn’t.

Instead, you choose to stay silent. Holding in your pain and putting up a front for Logan and Wade. Which never really worked, but it didn’t stop you from trying.

Under the cover of night is when you would let the mask slip. Once the pair were asleep, you would sneak out of the bed. Making your way to the fire escape, sitting on the cold, hard metal, and staring out at the city. Watching with dull eyes as cars and people moved below you, unbothered and unaware of your pain. The cold air hitting your skin, a nice contrast to the fire of agony in your body.

As you press your cheek into the cold, familiar metal railing, you let yourself fall apart. Tears prick your eyes as you try to hold back the ugly sobs that threaten to leave your throat. This is how you had spent the past couple of nights. Silently crying to yourself on the fire escape as you wished for the thoughts to go away. After a few hours, your body would start to feel exhausted, and you would force yourself to go back inside. Lying between your two partners like nothing had happened.

Except tonight had been different. As you press your cheek against the metal railing and let the tears fall silently down your face, you hear an all too familiar voice behind you.

“Darlin’?”

You freeze. Breath catching in your throat as you silently curse yourself. You knew you weren’t that quiet leaving, but you had thought it went unnoticed. Apparently not. You reach up to whip away your tears before turning to face Logan. Except it wasn’t just Logan. Your eyes met Wade's as he stood next to Logan, both looking at you through the window that led out to the fire escape. Concern etched on their faces as they take in the state of you. Wade, of course, is the first to speak up. “These seats taken?”

Silence. Then you shake your head. A small smile tugs at the corners of Wade's lips. “Great.” He says before making his way out onto the balcony and finding his spot right next to you. Logan follows soon after silently. The air around the 3 of you is silent as the two men sit next to you, all looking out at the busy city below.

“I’m sorry.” You finally speak out. Your voice shaky as you continue to stare down at the city, Logan and Wade stay silent next to you, not wanting to interrupt, in fear you might stop talking. “For being distant..” You finally say as you let out a shaky breath. Wade’s hand is quick to find yours and give you a reassuring squeeze.

After a few moments, you finally look over to him. Once your eyes meet, Wade gives you a weary smile. “Hey..it’s ok. We are just worried about you, sweet cheeks..” Wade’s voice is gentle but carries a more light-hearted tone as he speaks. However, his eyes searched yours for answers, and his grip on your hand tight as if he was scared you would disappear if he let go. “I know me and Peanut can be a bit much..” Logan lets out a low grunt, which you weren’t sure was agreeing or disagreeing with Wade. “But you don’t have to act like we are the hot blondes at the party you are trying to avoid.”

A soft laugh can’t help but escape your mouth at his words. Wade was always good at that. Being able to pull a laugh from you, no matter the circumstances. It was something he prided himself on, and he always made a point to try. “There they are.” Wade spoke with a smile.

You nod as you gather your thoughts. “Promise not to get mad?” Unsure of yourself, but knowing they deserve some sort of explanation for your lack of communication the past week. “We promise.” Wade says with a smile while glancing over at Logan, who gives a soft nod before capturing your other hand in his own.

Taking in deep breath, you nod before speaking. “Well, remember when I had that friend over the other day?” You begin, breaking eye contact with Wade to look back at the city in hopes it will help you to gather your racing thoughts. “Well..they had made a comment..” you trail off, not sure if you want to leave it at that and hope they don’t ask anymore. Logan squeezes your hand, his thumb rubbing your knuckles for reassurance. “And that was?” Fuck. You scrunch your nose at the question. Not really wanting to answer, but knowing now that it was out in the open, you had to say something.

“That I was lucky…to have two men who care more about personality than appearances..” You sit silent after the words fall out of your mouth. Waiting with bated breath for a reaction. You can feel the anger rolling off of the two men next to you despite their promise, and in your clouded thoughts for a moment, you believe that maybe they are mad with you somehow, but before you could blurt out an apology, you are pulled into Logan. His arms wrap around your waist to hold you close before Wade’s hand finds your chin, forcing you to meet his eyes. “Baby, you can’t possibly believe that.”

Your breath catches in your throat at the softness and worry in Wade's voice as he speaks to you. Tears once again prick the corners of your eyes at his question. A mix of emotions show in his eyes as he stares at you. Anger, of course, but more prominent is worry. Worry that you might believe someone else’s toxic words about their feelings for you. A tear slips down your cheek as you choke out your words. “It’s just..there are so many people out there…so many who look better than me. Who are better than me…” The thoughts that have been flooding your brain finally start to spill as more tears run down your cheeks. “I’m scared you might realize that and leave…”

“No.” Wade’s answer is quick to leave his mouth. It almost gives you whiplash at the sudden change in him as he stares you down. “N..no?” You weren’t really expecting that response. Logan is the one to speak next as his grip around your waist tightens. Your eyes moving to meet his for the first time tonight. “We ain’t going anywhere, sweetheart.” His voice is low, and you can hear the sincerity in his tone.

“But I-“ Your thought is cut short as Wade speaks up once again. “You are perfect. There is nothing either of us would change about you, honey.” Wade's tone holds no humor. Something you have never heard before. With all of the words that leave that man’s mouth, there is always, always a humorous undertone to them. But not this time. Your words get caught in your throat at his statement.

Logan’s free hand moves to cup your cheek. Rubbing his thumb across your skin and causing a few tears to fall. He whips them away, concern clear in his eyes. “Sweetheart, I’ve lived a very long life. In two different timelines, and I’ve met many different people.” His voice is soft, sweet. No gruff or angry undertone to it like it usually has. “There is no one out there that I would want if it isn’t you and that idiot sitting next to you.”

Wade pouts at Logan’s words but agrees with him as he places his hand on your thigh with a smile. “Besides, do you really think anyone else could handle me and Peanut? You are the only one I know who can look absolutely stunning while cleaning blood off the floor that we drag in without complaints and then use that very scary, but very sexy might I add, voice if I finish the rest of your shampoo!”

Another laugh escapes your mouth as you roll your eyes at him. “You still owe me a new one by the way..” Wade’s smile widens, and you swear you can feel butterflies in your stomach as you watch his playful eyes return. “See! And that’s why we are all so perfect together, Pookie. I use your shampoo, you get mad, I forgot to buy you more, and Peanut eventually breaks and buys it because he is sick of us arguing about it.” Logan lets out another grumble at his words, this time sounding more annoyed, but the small smile that he tries to hide gives him away.

A smile of your own soon finds its way to your face as you laugh. Wade was right. You all were perfect for each other. Fitting together like puzzle pieces. As corny as that sounded. But if being corny meant that you could stay here, wrapped in their arms, being told how much you belong here. With them. Then you would.

“I love you….Both of you.” Wade’s smile grows impossibly bigger as the grip Logan has on your waist tightens. “We love you too, Darlin’”

“And we always will……….now on another note that isn’t related to this conversation in any way, do you happen to know the address of that “friend” you had over the other night? I would like to pay them a friendly visit.”

Yeah, this is right where you belong.

Thank you so much for reading! I really hope you enjoyed it and if you have any feedback please feel free to let me know. I’m still working on my writing skills and trying to improve as I go. If you like my work I have another story on my page linked in my navigation page that you should definitely check out! Thank you all again so much and I look forward to continuing making more stories for you all!

[pendragon-writes]

𝒟𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝐵𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽𝓈

Deadpool x Gn!Reader

An: Sorry if it's a bit short but I hope you like it!

Requested: Yes

TW: Panic attack, anxiety, cursing, mentions of blood (Not Wade's or Readers).

No no no no no, this wasn't supposed to happen. You were standing outside of the bar you worked at when what was supposed to be a smoke break turned into a panic attack, well you called it a smoke break but really what happened was someone said something that triggered a panic attack and made you tell your co-worker to cover.

You tried your best to use all of the breathing methods you knew but it wasn't working, your eyes were getting blurry and the tears just wouldn't stop. So you called the only person you know who would be awake at this time.

"Hey if it isn't my favorite bartender!" You heard over to your right, with the voice came the blasting music of 'El Sonidito'. You didn't respond and you fell more and more onto the floor. "Oh shit, it's serious." He mumbled, as he quickly turned off the music and put the car in park, and jumped to you.

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You suddenly felt some ice in one of your palms and your favorite food filling the air. Then you slightly looked up to see the man you called standing in front of you, Deadpool.

"Alright, easy now, I'm here you're safe and no one is going to hurt you, let's try the 5-step method yeah?" You nodded slightly which signaled him to start. "Alright, what are five things you hear?" "T-the cars passing by, the bar music playing, your voice, people in the bar talking, and my breathing," "Alright alright, good start" He praised. "Now, how about four things you see?" "The building behind you, your mask, some blood, and the door behind you". "Great job bud! Only three more steps you got this" Already you started slightly calming down but it wasn't enough. "What are three things you can feel from here?" "I can feel the ice, my clothes, and the cold floor". "Two things you can smell?" "(Favorite food), and blood". "Yeah that blood isn't mine thankfully" he chuckled. "Now last step and then you'll get this bag of goodies," he said shaking the bag slightly. "What is one thing you taste?" "My saliva" you answered, finally calming down for good.

"How about we get off this dirty floor, go into my car for a bit, and eat this good? I'll even play your favorite songs~" You chuckled at this and agreed to his proposal. "Sure Wade, that sounds good".

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"So... You wanna tell me what happened back there?" He asked, taking a bite out of his pancakes, which he somehow got. "Oh it's nothing to worry about," You muttered, softly biting into your food. "Nothing? (Y/n) you had a panic attack not too long ago, I get not wanting to talk about these kinds of things but it's me, your pal, the one and only mercenary in red". "Alright fine, just stop listing off things will ya?" "Deal!" He smiled cheekily.

You took a deep breath before speaking. "In the back of the bar I overheard these two guys talking to each other and, I don't know, I guess they said something triggering because before I knew it the music started to blur out and my heart was racing". "Do you think you'll be able to go back to work or am I going to have to threaten your boss to give you a break?" "No, I'll be fine. But thanks for the offer," you laughed at the end. Wade smiled at this. "Good, in that case, finish up your food, I think someone back at work might get worried that you've been kidnapped or something,"

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"Thanks again Wade," "It's no problem! Now I should probably get going, the blind granny I'm living with might get worried and think I'm dead" "Alright, bye Wade" He responded back with a salute and rushed to his car.

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"Now, the person reading this, that's right, a fourth wall break. Betcha didn't expect that here huh? Well you should, it's me after all. Just here to send a public announcement, if you are having a panic attack and don't have anyone to talk to there is a hotline out there to help, that hotline is 1-800-64-PANIC (72642), remember, there are people who can help you. Now, what are you doing sitting around for, go find something new to read!"

[biting-miguel-ohara]

Jealousy Headcanons with Wade Wilson

A/N: I’m going to be totally honest, most of my experience with jealousy has either been from toxic situations or yandere stories, so I pulled heavily from that. I also think Wade is just a little bit too unstable at times to not slip into yandere tendencies, but that’s just my personal opinion

Gonna stress this really heavily, if you don’t like the tags, don’t read the headcanons!!!

Written for this request

CW: jealousy, lying, pettiness, clinginess, emotional manipulation, stalking, being distant, this is really kinda yandere, toxic jealousy, gn!Reader

Wade being jealous would include…

Lying about it

Wade would absolutely lie about being jealous. To you, to his friends, and especially to himself

He’d try to rationalize it. He’s not being jealous. He’s just… missing you. Angrily

It’s totally jealousy though

It wouldn’t be any better once his lies run out though. That’s when the real problems start

Being petty

Wade would totally be petty once he realized he’s jealous

He’d be making comments about the person, inconveniencing you at every opportunity, really just being a pest

No, he didn’t know that was the dress you were going to wear. He wouldn’t have spilled juice on it if he had… >;)

Being clingy

Wade would be soooooo clingy. Physically and emotionally

Physically, he’d be hanging off you at every possible moment. Hugs, touches, cuddles; he wants it all

And emotionally? He’s opening up about his past, being vulnerable with you. Slowly but surely prying childhood secrets from you in exchange

Stalking

He’d absolutely stalk you at first, to see who it is you’re spending time with more than him. And once he figures it out?

Well, he’s not good at his job for nothing

He’s looking up everything about the person. Name, job, socials, government information

Anything and everything he can get his hands on

Of course, it’s all rationalized too. He’s only trying to make sure the person isn’t a creep

Being distant

Once he realizes he’s not going to convince you about your new person, he goes cold

It’s really an attempt to protect himself, but it hurts you all the same

Your friendship? Stiff

Any romance? Cold

Guidance or advice? Dead in its grave

Unless, of course, you come back to him

Then it’s like nothing ever happened at all

[biting-miguel-ohara]

Obsession Headcanons with Wade Wilson

A/N: Apparently I love pre-relationship headcanons because here we are again. They can totally be read as in-relationship too; just ignore a few of the points

As always, do not read if any of the warnings make you uncomfortable!!

Written for this request

CW: possessiveness, obsession, clinginess, touching, stalking, lying, Reader is called babycakes once, stealing, plotting deaths, emotional manipulation, I think elements of this can be considered gaslighting?, dubcon relationship, yandere behavior, creepy behavior

Wade being possessive and obsessive would include…

Clinginess

From the moment he met you, Wade was clingy

But once he realizes just how much you mean to him?

It gets so much worse

Every time you two hang out, he’s touching you in some way

Arm around the shoulders or playing with your hair or laying on your lap

He has to be touching you

Stalking

He’s following you around

Not even when you’re with people

Though it gets much worse when you are

But just… casually

He’s following you to your favorite hangouts. To your work. To where you get your hair cut

He’s following you everywhere

And when you’re with people?

That’s when he starts to show himself

Just little glimpses here and there

Enough to make you doubt yourself without giving anything away

Lying

Of course, he lies about it

“A stalker? Me? Come on, babycakes, you know me better than that”

But he also starts lying about other things

About his job. His life. Making it seem like he’s cleaning up his act

Anything to get your attention and warmth

Stealing

He would absolutely steal your stuff

He does it little by little

Just clothes you never wear or things you wouldn’t miss

Then he gets bolder

Stealing underwear and shirts you love

Pretending you left them over at his place

All so he can bury his face against them and pretend for a moment that it’s you

Plotting

If you even think about someone else while he’s with you, Wade’s plotting to get rid of them

New friend at work? ‘Mysteriously’ goes missing

Old friend from school? Oops, turns out he’s now a super spy working for evil and must be stopped

Family member stopping by? Car accident

He’s slowly but surely pulling you away from others, bringing you closer to him and only him

Emotional manipulation

And the cherry on top?

It’s when he starts ‘opening up’ to you

Trusting you with secrets about him

About his past

About what he went through

Making you sympathize and relate and understand him

Emotional nights leading to moments together

Stolen kisses after a crying session

Sleeping together after a particularly vulnerable night

One thing after another until you’re in a relationship before you can say no

And once you’re in it, he’s doing everything in his power to keep you there

[pendragon-writes]

𝒲𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓈𝑜𝓃 "𝒟𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓅𝑜𝑜𝓁"

❤️=Romantic 💙=Platonic

💊=Hurt/Comfort 💛=Fluff 🌎=Au 📖=Series

Deep Breaths ❤️/💙💊💛 Gn!Reader

Friends (Skit) Male!Reader