Jul 27, 2025
Imagine getting Deadpool and Spider-Man confused. Sure, they're both guys in red suits. The difference is that one is saving you from imminent peril and the other is, like... Teaching your aunt how to twerk in the town square.
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Imagine getting Deadpool and Spider-Man confused. Sure, they're both guys in red suits. The difference is that one is saving you from imminent peril and the other is, like... Teaching your aunt how to twerk in the town square.
why is this body so Young and Skinny
Imagine, if you will.
Peter Parker, but he has one of those corny shirts that’s like “I’m not saying I’m Spider-Man, but have you ever seen me and Spider-Man in the same room together?”
Pure comedic genius. The guy is SLEEPING on these opportunities.
Contrary to popular belief, my greatest power is actually just the ability to eat like 30 corn dogs in one sitting.
Can you imagine how lame you’d have to be to be a superhero full time? Like. You’d have to be able to drop whatever you’re doing at any time. Get a life!
Hey sweet stuff, are you a chimichanga?
Because I wanna wrap you up in my love, deep fry you with attention, and eat you at 3 am while crying.
me vs. trying to write a college application essay as an 18 year old kid that i Am Not
the longer i’m in the front the more kids i adopt please help me