Because I swore part of what makes Dr. Sexy sexy is the fact that he wears cowboy boots. Not tennis shoes.
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Because I swore part of what makes Dr. Sexy sexy is the fact that he wears cowboy boots. Not tennis shoes.
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Favorite Underrated Queer!Dean Moments (as voted by you): #5 You Are So Strong with Garth in "The Heroes' Journey"
which ship has the nastiest dirtiest sex (dean edition)
dean/cas
dean/crowley
dean/cassie
dean/victor
dean/gordon
dean/bela
dean/ash
dean/gabriel
dean/anna
dean/benny
dean/garth
dean/pamela
Dean finding out Garth and Bess are in an open relationship.
Dean finding out because Garth told him, as he was apologizing. For transforming into an even bigger, furrier werewolf form while they were hunting that moon warlock, and going into an insane horny rage. For backing Dean into a corner…poor, definitely helpless Dean, who’s reeking of arousal and shame while he uses his shotgun to hide his boner. Poor, helpless Dean making the most desperate noises as Garth’s now huge tongue pushes halfway down his throat…after he threw away his shotgun, of course. Poor, clothes-ripped-off, actually-starting-to-feel-helpless-but-is-so-hard-it-hurts Dean begging Garth to slow down, even when he doesn’t mean it.
Garth not slowing down, not until the knot starts forming and it needs to go inside. Dean is begging or something at that point, but nothing else matters, it NEEDS to GO IN. One long, agonizing, orgasm inducing push later, Dean is screaming and cumming all over himself, and doesn’t appear to be able to stop. No matter, now that it’s safely inside and pumping Dean with an alarming amount of werewolf spunk, he can calm his temporary mate with more deep tongue kisses.
The next morning, and about half a dozen more knottings later, Garth apologizes. Dean starts crying in relief at not messing up Garth’s marriage, tells Garth that he and Cas are open too…and immediately asks when Garth can knot him again.
OBSESSED
let's go multishippers, let's go (dean edition)
dean/benny
dean/cassie
dean/lee
dean/victor
dean/crowley
dean/garth
dean/aaron (his gay thing)
dean/impala
dean/carlos (what happens when you time travel to the 70s stays in the 70s)
dean/rusty nail
dean wants to blow garth so bad he looks stupid
Wrt my tags on that last poll I reblogged, now I'm thinking about Dean, post-Garth hook up, going around to all his friends/frenemies for advice of how to make Garth fall in love with him (bc he wants to be the Cool Guy who lets the other guy down gently) and he brings Garth along (to prove that he's chill about their hook up and is fine and normal actually). And Garth ends up having love affairs with all of them. Garth-Jody-Donna threesome where he helps them work out their feelings for each other. Garth-Victor where Dean has to drag Garth out of there immediately bc Victor is showing signs of becoming obsessed in the same way Dean is. ALMOST NEARLY SO CLOSE TO Garth-Cas but Dean manages to intervene. Garth-Pamela. I'm just listing names at this point. It happens.
Garth always cooks eggs for them the day after, whistling, which is what clues Dean in to a lot of them, so they have a lot of Dean saying HOW AND WHO and Garth shrugs easily, 'you can't keep the beast in it's cage 😊'
Garth eventually calls him out on it and is like 'Dean our time together was very special. I'm sorry if me being a stone cold stud is hurting your feelings :(' and Dean's lile 'no, no don't apologise, it's just....when people start to walk away I have to cling on tighter or I'll never see them again. If I could get you to fall for me then I could make you stick around.' And Garth's like 'what about all those fine folks we road tripped around who showed up for you when you dropped in with a problem? Seems like you've got more friends than you think.'
Next morning Dean sleeps in from being emotionally drained and gets a knock on the door - Garth comes in with a breakfast tray just for him as friends, and they share it ❤
bestgirl garth and gayboy dean love at first sight <3