evil women derangement syndrome

tabitha, 30, they/she. I watch spn for the side characters and fight the good fight against cishet sam truthing on destiel tumblr. main: @homosexualslug • icon: @kippdipp

[billiewena]

about me, before you follow, DNIs, etc.

main: @homophobicslug @homosexualslug​ <3 (he came out)

sideblog to this sideblog: @alivegirlsam​ (aka sam 24/7)

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tracking #usertabitha (tag me in stuff pls)

masterlist of masterlists

spn/destiel bloggers with tracking tags or for content taglists (updated 1/13/22)

honeypie amv cinematic universe

billie rec list

boost bash masterpost

lgbt sam 101 for the destiel shipper

**hosting a content creator event from 9/29/22 - 10/2/22! details**

[onrainynights]

phrases in the desticule lexicon (not exhaustive, feel free to add):

Michael wave

physical and sexual behemoth Jared Padalecki

untouched and virginal Jensen Ackles

lawboy

chief Justice Jared Padalecki

[gunshots]

Orpheus’ gay cajun vampire side piece

greetings blood freak

wax your chest father of two, it’s fanservice time

chewing glass

jacting joices

Stanford, law school even

jender and mender

jackles’ sexy sexy silence

pack it up George W. Butch

(Cas and Crowley) gay on gay violence

Heller [insert politician]

pspspsps I promise I won’t psychoanalyze you

whore boots/Dean’s “fuck me” pumps

rogue translator

comrade [insert cast member]

cw sniper

[Texas accent] what

if [x] then WHY [y]

hi hellers!

president Biden your silence on [insert destiel event] is deafening

did you fuck the Michael sword castiel?

too much enrichment in the enclosure

clicky noises/oh clicky noises amv we’re really in it now

THEE [insert biblical figure]

they didn’t even cast ABEL!

WHY lamp/tree/barn/dog/etc.

JUSSY JOWER

God Jensen, Dean’s never gonna fuck you

rancid nutwork

season 16

musty wail

party city wig

blurry wife

nephew what’s all this then

[insert writer(s)/showrunner]natural

[insert crossover media]natural

country boys make do

ok so fuck me then

I am once again asking WHO won the 10 minute jackles zoom

jackles release the tapes

jackles I am no longer asking

the epic highs and lows of Nov. 5th

superhell/turbohell (this was mainly used by people outside the desticule but I’m including it)

desticule/destielcule

chewing drywall (precursor to chewing glass; no longer in use)

ghost baby abortion

(diagnosed with) winchester derangement syndrome (this technically is from a deleted scene of spn but we say it so much I have to include it)

baldnatural (courtesy of @thatisahotsoup)

hbo spn

someone please microwave me

Jensen “Dean kinnie” Ackles

homophobic Jimmy Novak

closeted Jimmy Novak

wrist not limp enough. boil it.

canonically dead Kansas the band

Sam Winchester canonically cucked and robbed Jared Padalecki

widower arc and divorce arc

allegorical mpreg/he died in childbirth TWICE

easily the most show/THEE show of all time

unparalleled media experience

If you understand all of these you may need therapy. God bless.

(this list was made with the help of the folks in the hell discord! thanks for your help, guys!)

[butchcastiel]

• [character] coded [character] girl

• hunting John Winchester for sport

• dog heaven squirrel hell

• finale denialist

• gaslight gatekeep girlboss

• [word] (derogatory)

• [word] (honorific)

• Lucifer’s insane gay little brother

• THEE biblical Cain (and his OC wife Collette)

• I am studying [person] under a microscope

• Sam “Class Traitor” Winchester

• Sam canonically fucks military wives

• Good Omens Crowley is dust

• TJLC (The Jackles Long Con)

[a-queer-who-is-easily-baited]

[bitter-cas-girl]

Cartwright twins

[spnheritageposts]

Spn heritage post

[demetriustheangel]

hello tumblr

[cas-dyke]

remember when castiel made a death deal that hinged on him experiencing true happiness and he was like “they don’t know i know this hack: that will never happen”

[sicksicksixx]

jensen ackles was just struck by dry lightning somewhere on the amazon studio lots

[plasticcyborg]

tried to explain supernatural to a friend. think this might make it worse actually

[superhell]

i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

[brobeccks]

“Nice girls, they're pathetic. Here's to evil skanks”

- Rowena Macleod

a process vid (x)

[maxadecillion]

🙃

[youre-only-gay-once]

Normal straight guy: free coffee, nice.

Normal gay guy: free coffee, nice.

Abnormal straight guy: I'm not drinking out of small cups that's gay.

Dean winchester, abnormal ??? guy: these cups are gay. this coffee is gay. No don't take it back I'm gonna drink it I just wanted to let you know it's gay but I am going to drink this gay coffee.

[superhell]

i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

[tiktaalic]

The thing about supernatural. Hello. I hope everyone is having a good day. The thing about supernatural is that I do think there is a part of jensen acjles that thinks if he makes the environment just a littleeeeeeeee more hostile. It’ll kill off destiel. The problem with this. Of course. Is that it is nigh impossible. To kill somebody with radiation. When you were feeding them the elephant’s foot when they were 14. This is my natural habitat now. Intolerable to life? Not to me. not in the world I’m living in.

[pbeeanjay]

falling in line

[castiellesbian]

i'm not happy with the question asker bc i feel at this point we should know better than to bring up destiel with him, but on the other hand openly arguing with him and misha at the mic was good and i wish people did that more at these things

[shit-happens-bitchachos]

Idk i thought the question was good actually, it's not the asker's fault that the actors lack listening skills. It's not the first time they answer a question that was never asked or just say something so plain stupid that you wonder if they even have any memories about the show.

I think that we shouldn't tell people what to ask or not ask about at conventions they paid for. I think the actors should go to therapy and learn to not be fucking homophobic

[castiellesbian]

I'm not telling people anything, I'm talking on my own blog. And so many destiel questions have been asked and they hardly ever lead to anything good so it's just annoying to me personally when people keep bringing it up. and "at conventions they pay for" and yeah i think we should stop giving those men our money.

[daalcuntynatural]

alright fine. i’ll admit it. i miss dean winchester

[daalcuntynatural]

:/

[edisdumbdumbdumb]

you could teach me to be cruel like the way they tortured youuuuu

[chocolatecakecas]

when you accept a family member