Dear Santa,
I've been through a lot in the last 12 months, so it's been really hard to be good all the time, but I promise I did my best. If it's not too much to ask, this year for Christmas I would like,
1. A vintage typewriter, maybe blue, still works and has a case
2. Stranger Things Blu-ray Series Box Set (I don't really need the one with all the extra hooey, but if that's all that's left, I'll take it)
3. A night at the Drive-In to see Practical Magic 2 just after my birthday
4. A slow roasted pot roast dinner with red potatoes and carrots with fresh fluffy buttery rolls and Caesar salad
5. A little cabin in the woods that has a fireplace with lots of firewood and maybe a really nice bathtub and a nice window to sit by and read and watch snow falling with a cozy quilt and my dog curled up on me and no people for as long as it takes
6. A Job that actually pays the bills and doesn't leave me dead inside
7. A car that has AC and isn't going to cost me lots of repairs just to keep it limping along (also maybe has a perpetual energy spell, gas is archaic and expensive)
8. Family that cares about me enough to want to spend time with me regularly
9. A Best Friend
10. Unlimited Dole Whip Pineapple Soft Serve Icecream
(If none, then painless death while sleeping will do, thx)
Pretty please with sugar on top,
Hailey🩵
PS I wrote to you once already, but I misspelled your name and accidentally sent it to Satan instead. It's not a competition, but he made me a promising offer. I'm really hoping you pull through, but he also said you're not real and the Christians stole Christmas from the Pagans. I'm not sure what to believe anymore. Only 173 days to go, may the odds be ever in your favor.
