#death asks

[grelleswife]

Just randomly remembered At the Heart of Justice AND ofc I have to reread it now. Also I hope lawliet-imagines is still around and everything is okay with them🤍 That was literally one of the best works I've read and indeed as author stated very close in style to the canonical LAPD book. Like the writing is just so well. It's been several years since I've read it actually...and I still remember their first kiss XD

I wish it was canon dammit. Ray pebbles can go somewhere else(or have a fate like in canon idk). Naomi deserved so much better...another character assassination and men's inability to write women...

Anyways #LawmassacreForever

p.s. also do you guys still have l×naomi week? This was the smallest fandom I've ever been in but it had so many talented people ❣️

The fic that kindled my love for L x Naomi, served as the catalyst for my foray into fandom, and remains, in my humble opinion, the definitive work for this ship…you’re making me nostalgic, anon! :’) @lawliet-imagines did a great job of establishing the atmosphere of a detective novel while also developing the relationship between agent and frog, but without the misogyny that pervades much of Death Note’s canon. 🙏 As far as I’m aware, she’s doing fine—just occupied with responsibilities out in the three-dimensional world.

Kick Rage Pebble to the curb. 😤 If only Naomi had been given a partner with whom she was equally matched and had the chance to achieve her full potential rather than be snuffed out by Ohba and Obata because her intelligence would have halted Light’s schemes in their tracks!

But nonetheless, the spirit of Lawmassacre shall live on! ✊

There are no immediate plans for another L x Naomi Week, but I’d happily support any similar endeavors hosted by other blogs. By nature, rarepair communities tend to be a drop in the vast lake of the overall fandom, but we shine brightly with passion and enthusiasm!

[emeritus-fuckers]

ngl, i think river should do to me what they do to their guitar.

Or mountain could bang you like he bangs his drums- Death

[pi-jessicajones]

What do you think is the worst possible way to die?

((Thank goodness this is asking the muse and not the mun because if it was the mun it would be a never-ending list.))

“Prolonged torture where they have scarred me with images of murdering or torturing my loved ones and then killing me before I can save them. It’s not a way of dying I fear but something that happens before I die that frightens me. Knowing that I failed to protect my family again…by dying. Is the worst possible way for me to die.”  

[ask-jumblr]

is it traditionally allowed to be buried in a peat bog?

[emeritus-fuckers]

U just seem really kind and relaxed, like you’d be a nice person to talk to/be around 🙈

…thank you? -Death

[emeritus-fuckers]

It may or may not be a little platonic crush on Death 🫣 <3

May I ask…why me? - Death

[calleo-bricriu]

How do you think you'll die?

Ah, a cheerful one!

I’m hoping for any combination of the following:

- Making a pun at the wrong person.

- In circumstances so out of the ordinary that it becomes a Muggle urban myth.

- Eaten by a house cat.

- Ask the crows to explain why a group of them is called a murder and they decide to show me.

- Realistically either by failing a critical dodge or having something experimental backfire.

- Any given forty or so high story staircases at [STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD] have an innate ability to probably kill most people on account of there being so many that are so narrow and steep.

- [REDACTED]. No, no, not that  [REDACTED] the other one!

- At my desk at work, where they’ll still expect my ghost to turn up on time and work longer hours because ghosts don’t need things like food, water, rest, or sleep.