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A Forgotten Birthday

A DC Villains Drabble Collection

Summary: Short little drabbles for Bane, Deathstroke, and TwoFace, where they find out the reader's friends have forgotten about their birthday. Separate drabbles. These men are very fond of or in a sort of relationship with the reader.

Notes: I tried to make this as accurate as possible, and put all three in one post so hopefully it's not too much. Idk this whole thing is probably corny :/

More Notes: Thank you also to those who liked the previous post of this that was unfinished and didn't save. Here's the final finished writings!

Bane:

•You sat alone at your kitchen counter, elbows on the counter top, fiddling with the rim of your glass. The sun had set already, but you had no energy to move, to start cleaning up your own party, which didn't even get to start. You looked out the window, half expecting your friends or family to show up late...just a few.

•But no one had shown up.

•You heard the door unlock, and a large hulking presence filled the small entryway.

"Happy Birthday, Mi Vida!"

He bellowed as he walked in, a tiny gift box in his large hands, or maybe he just made it seem small.

•He suddenly stopped, looking at the empty space. Nothing was out of place. He walked over to you in the dark, illuminated by a single kitchen light and almost burnt out candles on the cake. On your cake...which was untouched.

"Did everyone leave?" He'd say, dropping the gift onto the counter, "or did I scare them away?"

•You bit your lip, trying to keep yourself from crying and dissolving into a puddle. Tried to act tough, but Bane was smarter than most, and he saw right through your little act.

•He would walk over to you, taking you into his arms, hugging you against his large frame. Running a hand through your hair or rubbing circles on your back.

"Aye Cariña, what's the matter? It's your birthday, you should be happy? No?"

•His voice would be soft, talking to you as if you were made of glass. He cares for you so much, and seeing you so unhappy would break his heart. He'd let you stay silent, or cry your eyes out, ramble and mumble about the situation. He'll listen. He's a good listener.

•Once he was sure you got it out of your system or were reassured, calmed down slightly, He'd pick you up in his arms and take you to your room, kissing you on the top of your head and then forehead.

"We'll go out tomorrow Cariña, I'll give you the day you deserved," He'd whisper, before lighting a candle and getting you comfortable.

•He'd leave your present for tomorrow on the counter or table, then he'd clean up, put things away, and find your list of guests...because how dare they make you feel neglected and unloved. He's meant to protect you and love you, keep you safe from physical threats and emotional.

•He's hunting down the fools that would abandon you on your special day, and their punishments would be based on his mood and how they reacted and responded. He's almost too calm about the matter, and this huge brick wall of a man being calm and collected is more terrifying than him raging.

•Expect flowers and a kiss in the morning, He'd wrap his arms around you and pull you in against his chest and take a nap with you. He'd make you breakfast in bed or take you out to your favorite spots. It's your special day, and just like every day, he will make you feel loved and cared for...just a little more spoiled.

Deathstroke/Slade Wilson:

•You peeked out your window one more time, convincing yourself that maybe this time there would be a friend or two waiting for you. But, it was late...way past the time everyone should have arrived for your party.

•You sighed, collapsing onto your couch. It was late, and no one was going to show up now. Maybe they all got the date wrong?

•You rubbed some fallen tears from your cheeks and reached for your phone, dialing his number. Waiting for the dial tone you stared at the flowers he had had delivered to you that morning along with a shiny necklace and matching bracelet. He was away on business, what for he never told you, but even though he was busy he had time to send you a message and present.

•It bothered you that coworkers you had seen all week, all day, friends you regularly went out with, had forgotten...but this man who was constantly away, across seas and oceans, had found a way to spoil you.

•You heard the man pick up on the otherside of the phone, snapping you out of your thoughts.

"Hey, Babydoll, how's your party? Didya get my gift?" He'd say casually, smoothly. He sounded proud in a way.

But, he would immediately pick up on the way your voice shook, trying to sound happy, thankful. You were thankful for the gift, but you wanted to cry more than anything.

•The only person you wanted more than anything right now was so far away. You explained your situation, how your day had gone, with a shaky voice.

"It's just you?" His tone was accusatory, but not at you. He was upset, but not at you, "where is everyone?!"

•He immediately would hang up, and a few minutes later would send you a message of how he would be home in the following days. You didn't hear from him often, his work kept him busy or out of service range.

•You also wouldn't hear from any of your so called friends, and a few coworkers, who had flaked on your party.

•He would arrive home days later, a smirk on his face, walking through the door dressed up and a gift of some sort in hand. He'd immediately pull you to him, holding you in his arms.

"Afternoon, Sweetheart," He'd purr, "get dressed in something pretty. I'm taking you out like your friends should have."

You'd make a remark that no one you invited had responded to you or followed up all week. He'd just hold you tighter and grin, telling you to forget about them.

•You'd be promptly spoiled on your belated birthday day. Anything and everything you want is yours, no matter how simple or extravagant...but he is taking you out to eat at the very least. He loves showing you off and making sure people know how important you are to him.

•If you want to stay home and eat or watch a movie, have a little lazy day, he isn't apposed, it's your day after all. He wants to do everything in his power to make you feel special and loved and seen...forget about those who wronged you. He might get a little handsy, but he's just missed you and needs you to feel cared for.

Twoface:

•You sat alone in the living room of his Penthouse. It was large and spacious with high ceilings and streamers and balloons hung from the floor to ceiling windows. Everything was decorated in half and half colors and thrown around in halfhazzard fashion, but his henchmen had seemed more than willing to decorate for your party.

•Still as the day and night went by and balloons deflated, not a single one of your guests had arrived. Not a call or text, not a card or email. It seemed they'd all forgotten...or maybe they were too scared to come? But even then they could send you a message.

•It was late when he came back with his two favorite henchmen (holding huge wrapped presents), bursting through the doors, you could hear the mix of Harvey and TwoFace in his voice,

"Happy Birthday, Baby!"

•You'd look over at him, tears in your eyes, seeing more gifts from him and how excited he looks. He'd notice immediately how upset you looked, how empty the space was. It wasn’t right.

"Where is everyone? Did I scare them away? I'm sorry, My Love,"

In some way he would be fighting with himself, thinking it's his fault, that he ruined your day. Maybe his reputation...the way he looked possibly scared your friends away.

•Him saying that, asking that, would make you feel worse, he doesn't intend to make you feel worse, but he cares about you so much and wanted your day to be perfect. He can't help but feeling sad and mad.

•He would hold you and hug you and try to calm you down. You can cry on his shoulder, mess up his suit, he doesn't care. He only cares about making you feel better. He'll let you rant or complain, explain your feelings. Get it all out, he's listening.

•Of course he's listening to every detail, finding out who would stand you up, ruin your birthday party. He's not letting them get away with abandoning you, for making you feel forgotten...unwanted.

•He'd have his henchmen do the activities you had planned, if you wanted to still do them of course. Otherwise he'd reserve a whole restaurant or venue and take you out. Whatever you want to do, whenever, he'll arrange it for you.

•He wants everything to be perfect. You're perfect to him. You care about him, put up with him, of course he's going to do everything in his power to keep you happy and feeling loved, especially on your special day!

•He'd bake you a cake if you wanted it, memorize your favorite songs and movie. He's going to hold you close and make you feel special. He loves giving you little kisses on your forehead and top of your head.

•He'd love to have you sit in his lap or right next to him while you open your presents and cards from him and his men. He'll make you feel like royalty. Seeing you light up and smile makes him happy, he has this low-light-hearted chuckle that comes out when you smile or make weird faces at what his men put in the cards and envelopes.

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Slade Wilson X batsis!reader

sorry this was a long gap, i had class registrations which was like hunger games( I got the exact classes I wanted !!)

Daddy vibes? yes. I mean slade is older than bruce?? Im assuming you are like twin age of jason ...so he is much much older to you.

The only two ways that I can think where the batfamily or you don't assume its all a trick, a strategy of some sort is if - 1. he met you undercover and had no idea who you were, 2. genuinely gave up his life for you

I also love the idea of slade getting close to you for the sake of your batfam and to get info/leverage but ends up falling in love . Then spends forever to convince the rest that he genuinely loves you.

there are so many problems that the batfam brings up- 1. he is a villain, 2. he is double you age at least, 3. this could be an elaborate plan, 4. he is incapable of love for all his past crimes.

But in the soft moments when he pulls you to the inside of the sidewalk, holds you hair when your washing your face, offers you his choice when u don't like what u picked up to drink/eat, kisses your ring finger as if just the mere thought of marrying you could heal his recent stab wound.

Its when u wake up to see him already looking at you or when he strokes small patters on you back and when you ask him what he is thinking he says something so deep, so romantic, so vulnerable and genuine- yea you trust him

his love language is acts of service. He lowkey sucks at the rest but when I mean service, I mean everything. ties you shoelaces, learns to cook your favorite meal, burns cities in the shape of I love you on the world map...everything.

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Hola!,Could you write about Bane, Two-Face, and Slade x Reader Latina on Valentine's Day? (separately) They were too busy to take care of Valentine's Day, worried that Reader might be disappointed, angry, or sad. When they get home, they see that Reader prepared a Valentine's Day surprise for them? Delicious food, lit candles, romantic music, and maybe a personalized gift to their liking?

(By the way, I love your writing.) feliz san Valentín! Espero que tengas un hermoso dia!

I tried my absolute hardest to get this done before Valentine's day, I think this is the absolute sweetest prompt and wanted to make sure you had some lovely headcanons for the day! I hope they are in character and close to what you had in mind! I love writing these for you lovely readers and hope you enjoy! ♡

His Sweet Valentine

A DC Villains Drabble Collection

Summary: Some short little drabbles of how the characters Bane, Deathstroke, and TwoFace would react to a reader/significant other that takes care of all the Valentine’s decorations and activities. They didn’t get you anything and feel awful, but you make everything better.

Notes: I’m sorry if this isn’t exactly what you were looking for, or maybe it’s too generic, but I hope it’s still in character. I really do believe all these men are softies at heart, at least just for you, and some are definitely softer for you than others. Every single one of these men will spoil you like crazy, so it’s a little weird to them that you're spoiling them, but they'd find it so endearing. Like you already put up with them, how could you possibly get any sweeter?

Bane was smart, he never forgot anything, he was always two steps ahead, so how could he possibly forget Valentine’s day, especially when all the signs had been there.

Bane:

He'd seen you bringing home supplies, hauling in way more groceries than usual, and he didn’t look in the bags when he helped you. The vinyl's, asking him to find a record player, the candle shopping, you asking him how late he’d be before getting home. He silently cursed himself for being so stupid.

Then he thought to how mad you probably were with him...or even worse disappointed and sad that he hadn’t seemed to show any interest, and now you were sitting home alone, waiting for him to show. He immediately left the meeting he was in, he wasn’t listening anyways, plus whether his associates knew or not he had already taken care of the issue.

He rushed home to you, irritated with himself, scared that you would be mad at him...or maybe just disappointed, which would be worse in his mind. How could he slip up when it mattered the most, when it was about you.

He knocked timidly on the door (how a man his size could, who knows), then opened it slowly,

“Carina, forgive me for not-”

He stood in the room, heart decorations and tinsel and streamers surrounded him, rose petals covered the floor leading to the kitchen. He could smell the food before he got there, feeling at home and comforted, the guilt slowly dissolving but not fully.

You smiled at him, clearly excited he was finally there, and finished setting up the little table, a pretty red tablecloth, twin candles and matching place settings. All the effort you put in, all the special pieces, he grinned at the music you played softly in the background. He didn’t say anything for awhile, taking everything in. Taking you in, so full of pride and delight, not dismay or anger.

“Is all of this for me Mi Vida? It’s wonderful, thank you,” he’d smile, pulling you in and off the floor to kiss you gingerly.

He looks like a giant teddy bear as he eats every single dish you prepared happily, complimenting you and the food. He’ll ask you where you got the recipes, or say it reminds him of a memory from long ago. For once he looks at peace, like his mind is calm, and it’s not because of the food or the decorations, it’s because you look so beautiful to him. You’re beaming with pride and joy over the evening you planned. That is attractive to him, your confidence, and your heart.

There’s no left overs, even though you got extra ingredients, and Bane will make sure to clean everything up, it’s the least he can do. Sit on the counter or a chair nearby and just talk his ear off or tell him about every thought that went into planning the evening, he adores listening to you and hearing how your mind works.

You’ll give him a little present when he’s done, and you’ll have to open it for him, since he’ll feel guilty for not getting you anything...

“I can’t accept your gift, I got you nothing, you’ve already planned such a beautiful evening,” he just doesn’t want to open it because he knows he’ll probably cry.

Everything about the evening was perfect, and he’ll probably want to just curl up with you and watch a cheesy rom-com. He’ll kiss the top of your head, tell you how lucky is to have you, how wonderful you are. He really loves you and will think about the way you smiled and spoke about planning the evening for the next few months (or let's be honest forever).

Deathstroke/Slade:

Slade sat covered in blood as he cleaned off his Kitana and carefully cleaned and packed up his guns. It was late, and he wanted nothing more than to finish this mission and get home, thankfully he wasn’t too far away this time.

As he arrived back home he noticed all of the Valentine’s signs and advertisements, which he definitely wasn’t going to make it back in time for the actual day if he stopped to pick up anything. He loved spoiling you, getting you little gifts or treats, but he wanted to see you on Valentine’s day, not the day after!

Slade rushed home and up to your door, rocketing through the entry. It was so late, he had no gift for you, well nothing he could give you that wasn’t covered in blood or pawned off. He finally snapped out of his self pity as he heard soft music playing.

He looked around the room and to his absolute delight (and regret) you had already decorated and taken care of everything. He loved the little details like the flower petals scattered on the floor, the soft light of candles, and the table set with wine and a tiny present on his plate. He could smell the food you made, making his stomach rumble and his mouth water, (what even a super solider needed to eat).

You wandered out of your bedroom, the cutest Valentine’s day themed outfit on, your hair was a little messy, and you still made his heart flutter. You’d be so excited he’s home, not at all mad it’s so late, not sad from waiting around for hours, like he was worried you would be.

“Oh Babydoll, you did all this for me?” he’d smirk, pulling you close to him, kissing the corner of your mouth, his voice husky, “you spoil me.”

He’d apologize he got you nothing, that he was busy yet again, and had rushed home as fast as he could. He’d feel guilty from all the presents, food, and the atmosphere, but you being happy and excited almost made him forget about that feeling...almost.

Slade would poor you refills (of whatever you wanted), grab you seconds while he’s almost eaten everything himself, and would praise your cooking. Seriously, it’s the best he’s eaten in a while. Fill that man up with desserts, he’s already puddy in your hands.

Every now and then he’d remember he didn’t get you anything special or do anything for you and start apologizing,

“I’m so sorry I didn’t do anything as special as this for you, Doll. I appreciate all the effort, you’re amazing.”

He wouldn't want to clean up anything, except the dishes of course which he would help you with. There wouldn’t be any leftovers, which please take as a compliment, he’d subtle ask that you make more dishes and desserts.

He'd admire your decorations and would keep them up just so he can feel a little something, plus you went through all the work and effort to put it all up, why would he take it down? You’d have to take it down next time he goes away, otherwise he’s going to keep sticking everything up with tape, and the decorations are covered in tape at this point.

Two-Face/Harvey Dent:

Two-Face sat in his make shift office, this base not exactly in the best shape, but when were they ever? He twirled his gun in his hand, rubbing his thumb over his coin with the other, looking over city maps and bank reports. Plotting the next heist…

Two goons came in, obviously nervous, “Hey, uhm Boss, ya do know it's Valentine's Day, and well uh I was gonna take my missus out,” “Uh me too!”

Harvey looked at them dead in the yes, before basically launching out of his chair, rushing for the door, ignoring any of his goons asking for his blessing to go home early. How could he be so stupid? You were probably sitting home alone waiting around for him. He could imagine the sad look on your face and it crushed him. He never wanted to make you feel scared, much less sad or disappointed. You deserved only the best.

He arrived at your door, silently cursing himself for overthinking instead of at least getting you the bare minimum of Valentine’s gifts. He thought to turn around, but sighed, knocking before entering.

“Hey, sweetheart, I’m sorry, I-”

He stood there dumbfounded, staring at the strings of paper hearts in red and white (half and half themed obviously), the smell of the dinner you had prepared guiding him to where you were in the kitchen with flowers and a slow set of songs spinning on a record player. He wanted to break down and cry at all the decorations and the effort you went through, when he had done absolutely nothing for you.

You turned around with a smile, and two little cupcakes, frosting on your cheek. You looked beautiful, the night was beautiful. He fell to his knees, hugging your legs, shaking.

“I really don't deserve you,” he whispered, and you were sure he was crying, “thank you for loving me, for not being scared of me.”

You’d have to pull him up, or at least get him to move off the floor. Reassure him, and tell him it was really no big deal, you wanted to plan the night, have something nice for him to come back to. You enjoyed it and were so excited to see his reaction, and that would make him feel a little better.

During dinner he’d keep telling you how amazing everything tastes, how everything is so you and he’s so thankful to have you. He might get a little sappy, or promise you over and over he won’t miss another holiday/event. He’d do the dishes and clean up everything so you can relax, and if you so happen to have matching PJ’s (again with 2 patterns or colors), he’d melt.

To top the night off you’d slide over a little gift to him, store bought, homemade he doesn’t care. He just is so caught up in how amazing you are, how talented you are...how sweet and kind you are. He’ll treasure the whole night, the gifts, the time and love you put in to make everything perfect.

He’d take down one of the hearts, or a valentine, from the decor and keep it in his pocket of put it on his desk in his office. You’re just so sweet, and he wants something from you to bring a little life to his otherwise dull space.

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Sorry I lost where the ask was, screenshot saving me lol

I'm happy to hear you liked my previous writings! The birthday one was definitely one of my personal favorites, but I love this idea of what they'd do for the holidays! I didn't even think of that, but I'm so happy you asked, it's so cute!

Sorry this took literally forever to write, I'm always busy, but loved getting to write these, sorry if they're a little out of character or too short/poorly written. I hope you enjoy even if they're so late, but also the holidays are here, so maybe it's a good time :)

The Holidays With Them

A DC Villains Drabble Collection

Summary: Short little drabbles for Bane, Deathstroke, and TwoFace, how they'd spend the holidays/winter time with a partner. Separate drabbles. These men are very fond of or in a sort of relationship with the reader.

Notes: I tried to make this as accurate as possible, and put all three in one post so hopefully it's not too much. Idk this whole thing is probably corny, but I really think theyd all be secret softies :/

Bane:

This man is like a lovesick puppy and gets so excited to share his holiday traditions with you, and make the most of the season. He's very open to anything and everything, and is definitely more on the fun activity side. He loves making memories more than extravagant gifts or expensive outings, he'll still spoil you, but he wants lasting memories you can talk about years and years from now.

He'd love to go sledding or will spend hours out in the snow with you, whether it's going for a walk or hitting you with snowballs. Your laughter brings him joy and warmth. He tries to be careful, but sometimes those snowballs take you off your feet! He'll always check you're alright, and immediately takes you home to warm you up.

“Oh, Pequeña, are you alright? I didn't mean to spoil the fun,”

He's very good at ice skating, but it's a little terrifying waiting for the ice to crack. So please opt to go look at Christmas lights instead…he'll be looking at how the lights reflect in your eyes and off your features, showering you with soft compliments.

He'll make cookies, drinks, and goodies from scratch with you, and will share “family” recipes with you (He learned a lot, and heard a lot of stories while in The Pit, and while traveling with other mercenaries). You probably won't see many foods you're familiar with, but he's so excited to share them with someone you can't help it. Some popular dishes being pozole and tamales, while a favorite dessert of his is champurrado or bunelos.

He absolutely adores a cozy night with you and will make home made hot chocolate with slightly different ingredients. He'll bundle you up with blankets or let you sit in or across his lap. He loves seeing you comfortable and in his arms, you're adorable, and he cherishes your company and affection. He'll give you a little massage if you want, otherwise he'll just wrap himself around you like a bear, and kiss the top of your head every now and then.

“Are you comfortable, Cariña?”

He'll watch whatever movies you suggest, mostly because he doesn't know many, and hasn't taken the time to watch many, but definitely approves of Kevin's tactics in Home Alone. He's also a sucker for vintage Christmas movies with musical elements.

He loves telling you stories and legends he grew up hearing from the other inmates. He'll tell you some of his favorite missions he went on or trinkets he found, and every present he gives you has a little story behind it, whether he tells you or writes a card. He's very sentimental and tries to make the season special for you since he didn't really get the full experience in his youth. Even if they aren't holiday based, he still likes sharing…but he really loves listening to the experiences you had as a kid. Parties, snow days, activities and games. He likes to learn your favorite traditions so he can make your holiday special and unique.

I feel like he'd love to take you on a tropical holiday getaway. It gives him a sense of nostalgia and familiarity. He'll take you to a beach and find an intimate place to stay. The snow and cold doesn't really bother him, but it can get kind of miserable and dreary at times. He wants you happy, so he'll always offer up activities and getaways, usually as a surprise.

He absolutely loves when you find matching pajamas he can fit into, he loves having you look like a miniature version of him. He finds it adorable. If the two of you are out, and he notices you're cold he'll give you his jacket or shirt, he doesn't get cold easily, he's practically a walking furnace, but he can't stand the thought of you being uncomfortable in any setting. Your comfort and safety is his top priority!

“Aw, Mi Vida, you're shivering, here. You need to start dressing warmer, you can't get sick,”

He gives a lot of toys to kids, especially those that are sick and bedridden in hospitals or have no homes of their own. He has a big heart for the right reasons…he gives his kindness sparingly. He also hates knowing that there are kids that have nothing and no one to lift them up or make them strong, much like he had nothing as a child, he wants to help make them feel happy and strong if he can (If given enough coaxing or incentive, I think he'd dress up as Santa and hand out the presents personally, at least at a hospital).

Please make little DIY ornaments with him or just a little homemade gift, he would absolutely melt for it. If it’s something small or a card, or maybe a picture you took together, he's finding a way to tuck it into his jacket, or loop onto his belt to bring with him when he can't be near you. He loves simple gestures and we obviously show his gratitude tenfold.

While He's usually away most of the year, the winter months are when he goes above and beyond for you (you're always spoiled though so it's just extreme)…or at least finding time away from jobs for you. You'll see him the most during these months.

Deathstroke/Slade:

He absolutely adores spoiling you, and gifts are plentiful, especially through jewelry and clothes. He takes the time to pick out outfits, or match outfits with you when you go out together. He loves dressing you up or having you be a little “mini-me”! Please wear matching pajamas, he'll melt.

He'll take you to Ballets and theater performances and always holds the doors open and guides you by holding your hand or wrapping an arm around you and placing his hand on your waist. He likes knowing your close and no one can hurt you, or get to you.

He has a “dark classic christmas” vibe, vintage and old school, but expensive and expertly curated. Dark woods and warm lights, he loves seeing snowflakes in your hair or lashes.

“Wait hold still, you just look so beautiful like that,”

He takes a lot of candid photos of you in the snow or by the lights. He likes taking polaroids to stuff into his vests and pockets once he has to leave again for assignments.

He loves taking you to parties and socializing, even if you won't admit the attendees are a little off putting, you still always accompany him. He always grabs your drinks or little appetizers, making sure to sample a little bit (he's paranoid) before giving them to you. He's very protective of you, knowing how dangerous his work and reputation can get.

Can be a bit cheesy, it's rare, but he will find mistletoe and kiss you, if he hasn't already made out with you multiple times. He secretly likes the Hallmark movies, especially ones that remind him of yours and his dynamic with you, but he'll try and say Die Hard or Violent Night are his favorites. You can definitely get away with teasing him on this.

“I only watched the whole movie because it just happened to be on, and the main characters remind me of us…no I'm not repeating myself, Doll.”

He loves decorating with you and making little themed drinks. He always makes sure you're happy and smiling, and will dance around the kitchen with you every now and then. The holidays make his heart melt for you.

He likes making a fire and having you sit in his lap or next to him, once it's gotten dark outside. He'll listen to classic music and let you talk, read a book, or just listen to the fire crackle in silence. He likes holding you and giving you kisses on the top of your head, or kissing down your neck and shoulder.

He's definitely the type to book a week in a cabin in the mountains, or a little getaway cabin. There must be a view and a hot tub or sauna, and it needs to be isolated...he doesn't want to be worrying about your safety the whole time, he wants an easy going, romantic getaway.

He always makes sure to ask how your day went, and if there's anything that he can do to make it better. This is supposed to be the happiest time of the year, and for him to enjoy it, he needs you happy…so look out anyone that makes you even a little unhappy, it's not going to be a very long holiday for them.

He's always down to try any little holiday traditions you have or want to try. He's here to spoil you and make you happy. Nothing is too small or too big, cheap or expensive, although he'll be slightly insulted if you ask him for a cheap present.

“Is that really what you want? I can get you anything, Baby…alright, but I'm seeing if there's a better option.”

Two-Face/Harvey Dent:

He kind of hates the holiday season, in a way he's jealous of all the perfect beautiful couples and families, its a painful reminder that many people look at him as if he's a monster...and past holidays have been pretty grim. He's kind of a Grinch, but he just needs to warm up to everything. He gets a little better each year.

He doesn't go out much to take part in shopping or activities, but he loves going out and getting a christmas tree, actually finding one and chopping it down, just the two of you. He'll help you decorate it in any way, and if you give it a little two-color scheme, he'll want to cry. I think he'd go to one of those Christmas light shows at the botanical gardens when it's dark, or drive through one. He wants to have little experiences with you, without ruining the vibe for everyone.

“I'm sorry for ruining the holiday spirit, Sweetheart,”

Please assure him and give him little kisses, or hold his hand. It'll take him a long time to warm up to be around so much cheer.

A good way to get him more into the spirit would be to stay at a little lodge in the woods, while it's snowing. He can be himself, pretend he's the man he used to be. If it's near a pond or lake he'll take you iceskating, or make a little campfire and sing to you. He mostly just wants to be comfortable with you, make sure you have the holiday you deserve. He'll try to wrap presents, but they don't always turn out looking the best.

He 100% wears ugly Christmas sweaters and tries to kiss you under the mistletoe. He's so cocky but nonchalant about it, roll your eyes and smile and it just makes him want to kiss you more.

“Oh would you look at that,” *points up*

He absolutely loves flavored coffees, and prefers them over hot chocolate as his go-to winter drink. He has special little mugs he likes to use too.

Obviously he still wants to spoil you, he'll find a cute decorated restaurant with live music, and scare every other patron away (his goons are outside). You deserve only nice things, and a nice cozy dinner. If you're dressed up he'll try and match your outfit. He'll give you a little holiday flower bouquet and some kind of small gift, most likely jewelry. He loves the way your eyes light up, or you give him a little puppy dog smile.

“You look absolutely beautiful, Love. Thank you for putting up with me being such a Grinch,”

If he can get booth seats up away to the side of the theater, he'll take you to a ballet performance. It's a classic holiday tradition for most, and he actually secretly loves them. He'll probably try to dance with you once you get back to his base. Just go with it, he's actually pretty good.

He's very domestic, and loves cooking and baking a large dinner or just little goodies here and there. Sometimes they don't taste quite right, but he loves that you do it with him. He loves listening to you talk about your favorite traditions, or playing your favorite playlists. He’ll hold you from behind and sway slightly back and forth while you mix or roll things out. He loves the feeling you give him, warm and fuzzy, and he only wants to make you happy, especially during the holidays. You make him feel loved, and that's something he is so thankful for.

He 100% gets his goons to take those awkward JCPenny photos of you and him, sometimes he lets them be in the photos too. They're silly and he loves that you proudly display them in his base, or scrapbook them. Again he'll do literally anything for you, just get his good side.

He loves watching holiday comedies, they're his favorites. Romantic holiday movies tend to make him sad…stay away from Hallmark, except he'll sit through the Nutcracker Ballet or Swan Lake with no issues. He's very particular I guess, but he won't force you to turn off a romantic holiday movie if you have it on, especially if the main couple has a sunshine/brooder dynamic. He likes seeing you happy, and you melt his Scroogy heart.

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Dating Slade Wilson (AKA Deathstroke) Dating Headcanons:

◆He falls for you fast and from afar. He won't say anything at first, but he has his eye on you. Getting to know you and your routine. He just likes the way you look, sound, and act, and would be cheesy and cliche, but somehow smoothe with asking you out.

◆He'd take you out to expensive restaurants and classy theater shows, but he's the type to flirt with the waitress, he's a massive flirt!

◆If your feet hurt from the shoes you're wearing, he'll pick you up and carry you back home in his arms.

◆Daddy vibes? Silver Fox vibes totally!

◆Sometimes you won't hear from him for days or weeks. What he's up to, he won't tell you outright, it's already dangerous enough to take you out in public, but he'll let you guess his job. Again he won't say yes or no, but he purposely let's his body language lean towards a yes or no. You have an idea, but nothing concrete.

◆He wants you safe and to know you're safe. If you wear certain jewelry everyday, there's definitely a secret tracker on them. If worst comes to worse, he wouldn't be opposed to putting one in you somehow...he just would have to figure out how without injuring/harming you.

◆If someone lays eyes on you, checks you out for too long, god forbid feels you up, that person will be missing their eyes or whatever body part touched you the next day. You're his, and he doesn't share.

◆Affection in the form of words is rare. He'll tell you when you look pretty/gorgeous/exquisite/etc. but won't say he loves you. You have to say it, and he loves when you say it. Expect gifts from time to time; bouquets, trinkets, notes, but you'll never know when you're going to get them.

◆Calls you Darling, Doll, and Sweetheart most of the time, very rarely will you hear Baby, if anything it's Baby Darlin or Baby Doll

◆Can and will cook from time to time, will decide how good you've been if you deserve something fancy or not

◆He will slap your ass on the regular and laugh if you give him a dirty or confused look

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Slade Wilson/Deathstroke X Reader Drabble (Day Out):

◆He loves spoiling you, so this is probably going to be his favorite day of the week and a perfect one for you!

◆He'll say yes to almost anything you want to do or buy, but he does have very few limitations or things He'll say no to. Food, shopping sprees, hair appointments, are all yes's and quick swipes of his card or rolls of cash under the counter

◆Even it's something incredibly rare or hard to come by, he'll find a way to snag it for you. If he has to steal it or take a life, well, he'll do it think about it. He loves seeing you happy and smiling.

◆Just don't be a brat or too eager to spend his money. He loves spoiling you, but not if you're ungrateful or expecting him to drop all his money on you.

◆He'd totally get his hair/facial hair trimmed while you get your hair done, and if he has to wait longer that's fine by him...getting to see your smile is all worth it, although if it gets messed up or you aren't happy, he'll be letting someone know

◆Sweet treats are a must! Coffee, iced or hot, little snacks, a cute item you pointed at or mentioned in passing weeks or months ago, it will be in your hand at some point. He'll get you anything you want without making you feel guilty or bad about yourself.

"Didn't you want this last week?" "Anything else, Babydoll?" "That's all? Grab something else, you deserve it,"

◆At some point during the day or night he would take you to buy a cute outfit, making sure to have you try on multiple (obviously paying for all the ones you loved), and take you to a fancy restaurant or a cute little cafe. He'd take pictures of you if you liked, or were ok with him having one for his wallet.

"You look gorgeous, Darling,"

◆He would slow dance with you if you were up for it, taking the time to teach you or have you stand on his toes. He loves dipping you, or picking you up and twirling you around. You're getting princess treatment all day. He's gentle and patient with you. Your comfort and happiness is all he wants. The bigger your smile the happier he will be.

◆If your day out is spent in a public or private setting, it doesn't matter to him, as long as he can show you off just a bit and spoil you, that's all he wants. He'll kiss you or the back of your hand all night, give you kisses on the top of your head if you need to step away for a minute.

◆He doesn't expect anything in return, just basic manners and appreciation...but if you wanted to give him a little gift when you got back to your home/apartment, he wouldn't be opposed.

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Please can I request hc or short writings for the Rogues taking us shopping i know there was one in your masterlist that was similar but maybe you could include the others? Just an idea 😊

Summary: Short little headcanons of how the Gotham Rogues would act while taking you shopping, these can be seen as platonic or romantic, although some are written more one or the other.

Notes: I tried to keep these gender neutral, which I hope is ok (tbh I do that for most writings lol). Sorry if I went off the prompt just a bit...

Bane:

• He’s not the biggest fan of shopping at large retailers or in person, most places are way too small for him to fit, although he absolutely will manage if you go to small local markets or bodegas. He likes giving back to those who need it.

• He will absolutely do all the talking if you want to order food but are too shy, or if someone is being mean to you or trying to scam you hell pull out the “scary dog privilege”, no one is messing with you or getting your money.

• He kind of just looms over you and is more than happy to listen to you talk or watch you get excited when you find something you like.

• He’ll carry your bags if you’d like, and with him around feel free to grab larger items, he doesn’t mind. He’d absolutely grab large furniture off the side of the road and repurpose it for you if you liked it enough.

• Are your feet hurting? Are you tired? He’ll carry you in one arm and everything you bought in the other happily, it honestly gives him a sense of pride.

• You will be stopping for food multiple times during your trip, that man eats a lot otherwise he gets slightly cranky, so just be prepared for him to deter off towards scents.

• He loves shopping for colognes and perfumes, but stays away from supplement stores, he has his special mix back at base. He finds any jocks debating protein powders inside hilarious but also insulting.

Deathstroke/Slade Wilson:

• He’ll probably end up taking you to the mall, it’s the easiest place to find literally anything you want, and also show you off.

• He likes getting to learn about your interests, listen to you talk, and watch how you hold yourself (are you confident or shy, do crowds bother you, etc.)

• This man is a total sugar daddy, it can’t be escaped, he either has a crush on you or doesn’t like you at all (or at least not enough to see you as more than just a pawn), however this is a situation where he trusts you, and likes you enough to spend MONEY on you.

• He likes buying you expensive name brands, whether you like it or not, he’s not a cheapskate, it would reflect poorly on him. Please just take the gifts...resell them when he’s gone, he’ll be replacing it with a new set of gifts on his return.

• If you want to try on clothes or shoes, he’ll sit and wait patiently, and if you want to show him every outfit one by one he’ll give his opinions and tell you how good you look.

• If there’s a sporting goods store, or some kind of antique swords and guns place, he’ll gravitate towards that. He’ll roll his eyes (or is it eye?) at the employees behind the counter trying to tell him about each gun, or upsell him on a different models or scopes.

• He gets kind of sassy and snarky, not with you, just the employees (he hates lurking management), but secretly hopes it’ll get a smile or laugh out of you.

• He could absolutely get you a discount or something that's sitting on a waitlist, if you want it it’s yours...how he gets it though depends on his mood.

TwoFace:

• Unfortunately if he was to take you out shopping most people would see it as him trying to rob the place, or maybe he’s holding you hostage? This annoys him. His favorite time of year to shop is around Halloween or anytime in Winter. Layers and costumes are his favorite distractors.

• He absolutely has a secret love for couture and custom suits, he has to stay on the brand and image he's created for himself. He loves trying on outfits with you, especially if they match.

• Literally will give you his card or a fat roll of cash and let you go crazy, he has to get rid of that money somehow so he doesn’t have too much on him at a time...he’ll get more next time he actually does a robbery.

• Talk his ear off or be completely silent, he won’t judge you. He honestly just likes spending time with you shopping, and the fact you aren’t embarrassed to go out with him.

• He likes the feeling of normalcy shopping with you brings.

• Loves going to the movies with you, and will absolutely watch whatever you want to, as long as you get seats in the back corner. He likes mixing soda flavors and is the biggest fan of candy in his popcorn.

• Each outing is always ended by him buying you a bouquet of flowers, whether you’re dating or not, it’s a little gesture to show you he’s thankful for the time he got with you.

BONUS!

Killer Frost:

• Her favorite game to play is, “how much can I steal before they notice?”. Which starts out with small trinkets and items that she can stuff in her pockets, and then slowly turns into her just walking out of the store with huge things or wearing the clothes out.

• Of course she won’t do it if you’re scared of getting caught...But that’s part of the fun right?

• She absolutely loves jewelry stores and will find her way into a theater, again, she never pays. If anyone bugs her she’ll just ice them.

• If you want something, or mention you like something, “oh wow! How did that get into the bag?!”

Killer Croc:

• He won’t take you out shopping to any major popular stores, it wouldn’t be an enjoyable time for either one of you, but he will take you to oddities/antique fairs or conventions. If you enjoy those things he’d be ecstatic, and his tail will most definitely wag.

• If you’re an oddball or like more of the macabre and weird, be prepared for him to take you to the sewers or the lighthouse so he can show you his collection.

• It’s probably best not to ask for too many specifics on any bones or teeth, at least don’t ask if their human or not, you probably won’t like the answer.

• The king of finding little trinkets and lost objects that makes him think of you. Some are perfectly normal like necklaces and rings, and others might be random teeth or literal garbage that has be left in the Gotham Harbor.

Poison Ivy:

• Her favorite places to go are the farmer’s market, garden shows, and outside antique shows. She loves nature and seeing things be repurposed...although Garden shows can be 50/50 if she’ll be happy or terrorize the vendors for inhumane treatment and techniques.

• If you want to go to a store or mall, she won’t stop you, but she will be very outspoken. She absolutely hates how much waste and cheap products are mass produced.

• Although surprisingly she’ll stay very quiet in stores like EarthBound, “at least the thought is there...even if the brand is doing harm.”

• She will commemorate the day with a very special plant being added to her greenhouse along with a scrapbook page.

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Deathstroke/Slade Wilson NSFW Alphabet

Summary: A NSFW Alphabet drabble for the character Deathstroke/Slade Wilson from DC

Warnings: Sex...duh. This is my own take on the character btw, all characters portrayed as 18+

Notes: I don't write these very much, so might be ooc (especially since we're going to ignore some of the questionable choices from certain sources), and read with caution. This is just for fun!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

It kinda depends, he might be super nurturing and hold you until you fall asleep, brushing hair off your forehead, kissing the top of your head, but he'll probably wait until you fall asleep and then wander off to do something else like clean his guns or kitana. Depends how he's feeling or how bad his day was.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

You would think he's an ass and tits man, but honestly he loves your legs, especially if you're particularly active and toned. Slender and soft, he doesn't care, they're just easy to hold onto and caress in the moment.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He doesn't mind getting dirty or making a mess he's constantly covered in blood, sure it may not be the right thing on merc assignments, and it's a chore to clean up, but you look so good covered in his seed. Stay there looking pretty while he eats you out or watches it pour out of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would love to tie you up, knock you up, have you at his beck and call whenever wherever. He wants to parade you around, show you off...use you as a distraction on missions, so he can get in close for the kill...fuck you in the blood of his victims. Nothing too fancy. Just reminding you and everyone else who you belong to...

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's like a god in bed, he knows exactly what he's doing, what to do and when, and how to make you into an absolute mess. He's got a body count, in more ways than one, and he'd be dammed if he didn't make you feel good.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary or Doggy, he's a simple man. He wants to hold you down, pin you down, hold your hips or wrists, grab your throat or hair. You're completely in his hold. Completely at his will, at his mercy, and he loves it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's serious and dirty...but sometimes a little part of him will crack a joke or be super sweet, but it's so so small you probably won't catch it before he does.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's definitely a Silver Fox. He cares about his appearance and will do the most to look clean and well groomed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Depends how much he likes you, how obsessed he is with you. If he's head-over-heels for you you'll be marked all over with kisses and marks (small bruises, nothing to hard that it causes permanent damage), whispered sweet nothings to, told how good you're doing. He's very touchy and affectionate in the moment while still being rough.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't, it's a waste of time when he can get the real thing whenever. It keeps his resolve stronger, if he feels the need to he'll just work out instead.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He has a major size kink, as in He must be the bigger and taller one in the relationship or interaction. It gives him a sense of power and pleasure knowing he can do whatever he wants. Add on a bondage kink or some kind of sensory play/deprivation kink. You're his...be a brat and he'll tame you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bed, specifically his bed, he loves that it smells like the two of you afterwards. Otherwise his desk or the walls of his weapons cache, but only if he likes you and trusts you enough.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He's really a simple man, if he thinks you're pretty and attractive that's enough. But be a brat or sarcastic with him, challenge him a bit, but not too much. He likes the thrill of getting you to break, and soft banter.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He won't leave permanent scars on you, or do irreversible damage to you. Nothing sharp or hot is touching you. Everything is done just light enough that he won't actually hurt you or scar you. He couldn't imagine looking at any serious marks or damage, knowing that he caused them.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He could go either way. Watching you give, the way you look and sound, gagging and spitting, you look so perfect, so vulnerable and sexy. But God does he love giving you all he has and watching you unravel at his touch. Nothing can match that feeling of completely having you at his mercy.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Hard, rough, and fast, unless he's particularly fond of you, then he'll take his time to make you crack and beg....you're gonna want to start working out or at least stretching. He's sensual and rough.

"It's called love-making, sweetheart,"

Get comfortable. You aren't going anywhere in the morning.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Sometimes that's all there's time for, and God does he make do with that time. He loves making you pant, keeping you quiet and a secret, unless he can't hold back. He'll leave you wanting more and confused as he rushes off. He almost enjoys quickies more...almost...

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

ABSOLUTELY! This man is all about teasing you and riling you up, anything to get you flustered, blushing, or wanting to die of embarrassment he'll do just to mess with you he does actually like you though. He'll fuck you anywhere anytime, in front of anyone, had a fantasy or dream? Yeah he's making it real

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Unlimited? He's a super soldier, and he'll go as many rounds as you can handle, he's not going to waste any time.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Absolutely not, what can they do that he can't do to you but better?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

God, he's an asshole. He'll tease you, be snarky and cocky. He loves getting you riled up or blushing, using his size and strength against you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's mostly a groaner if anything, otherwise he's teasing or praising you.

"Yeah, you like that?" "No, you can take it,"

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

One time, he nearly got shot and killed during a mission because he got...distracted thinking about you. About being with you. It was a moment of weakness he will never ever share. You're a weakness...he keeps you as secret as he can, but god does he love showing you off. It's a struggle. He's selfish.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Above average dick, it's big and long and boy does he know it. Take some deep breaths and relax cause he won't slow down.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high. This man is horny as fuck 24/7, he's a menace.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He has so much stamina and energy, he's not falling asleep anytime soon...but you might look so sweet blissed out or sleepy that he can't help but curl up next to you, arm around you, hand behind his head.