#decit

[wisdomfish]

Relinquishing Christ completely, by the deceitfulness of sin, is like “crucifying him again, and putting him to open shame.”

John Owen

[thecatchat]

Sanders sides, but 30's mafia!AU. Here we go.

Patton Heart- mob boss

Very chipper personality wise which often makes people looking to deal with the family underestimate him.

He is incredibly smart in that he always gets opinions and ideas from those around him.

People often feel safe and welcome in his presence, especially young children as he radiates a strong dad vibe.

Though he doesn't like it, and would rather avoid it, if he has to get his hands dirty he prefers either a baseball bat or a molotov ("lets give um heart burn" is a common phrase said in the family)

While many know the name, not many actually know what Patton looks like, and many even curse his name to him in idle conversation. Rumors range from tall and buff, to short and stout, but he actually has a bit of a dad bod and a round, soft face.

Runs his mob business out of his actual business, a bakery called "Hearts Baked Goods"

Logan Bokker- records keeper

Unofficially, Logan is also Pattons right hand man, typically being the one to give out special jobs or keep the general members in line.

He's know by most for his solid glare, his ability to keep everything in check, and for always wearing a blue tie.

At one point, he was framed for a bank robbery and he wore a black tie for a week, calling himself Tom Smith, and he wasn't caught. He even tricked some of the members of the family, who asked where Logan was.

He met Patton because they went to the same church as children. Neither are very religious anymore.

If he has to fight, he likes to use a Tommy gun, or any near by throw able objects. Although he dose have a small hand pistol on him at all times.

Virgil Storm- getaway driver/mechanic

Learned all he could about moters and cars to help him get over his fear of cars so he could drive.

Was a taxi driver for a while, and vowed never to get into the mob business. And one day, he drove a chipper man from his apartment to a nice bakery named Hearts Baked Goods.

It was probably the best passenger he had, cracking several puns, trying to get him to smile, and overall very polite. He even tipped well!

So he drove by the building again the next day, around the same time, and the guy was there again. And the next day. And the next week. And next month.

It wasn't until he nearly ran over patton on accident when he stumbled out of a back alley, Running from the cops, bleeding out, and carrying a crate of molotov, that he realized that his regular pick up might not be all he seems.

After the ensuing car chase, and patching Patton back at Virgils apartment. Patton finally told Virgil his name and offered him a job as a getaway driver/mechanic. Virgil not knowing how to say no to a person, much less a mob boss, said yes.

If Virgil has to fight he likes to use pistols and revolvers, although he is really good with iron knuckles too.

Roman Angelo- Bartender/enforcer

His ability to know who needs a listening ear and who needs to hear an uplifting tale is impeccable. Its actually how he met Patton.

He was looking for work when he came across Patton who was having a bad day and immediately started up a conversation. Often spinning storys of his run ins with back alley fight clubs, and his slightly less legal hobbies (mixing drinks)

Logan had advised Patton to get a body guard and had mentioned the need for another bartender. In Pattons mind, it was a two for one deal.

When Roman was offered the job, he accepted immediately, knowing it would be a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Since then, he has become close friends with Patton and Logan and Virgil. He also has a slight crush on Virgil, who has a crush on him too, but they don't know that until a routine pick up gone wrong, near death experience for both of them, and some slight shoving by Patton.

Roman really enjoys hand to hand combat, he also is decent with knives and even has a sword passed down his family which he refuses to sell and polishes whenever he needs to think.

(Edit. Here are the rest)

Janus Smith- forgery expert/tailor

Janus is an expert tailor who has a keen eye and a different story for how he got the scars on the side of his face for each customer. And the ability to tell when people aren't lying or not after knowing them for a few minute's.

When a man calling himself Patton Heart walked in with three other men, asking for suits, he was skeptical about their identity. But after chatting with Roman for a few muinets, he realized that they weren't lying, and he didn't know what to do with that info.

What he did end up doing is what he always dose, have each customer write down their signature on a slip and sign the rest of the stuff for them. It makes things go quicker and customer's don't grumble about paperwork.

And then he leads Patton out of the back room to find the other three have found the documents he signed for them and aren't very happy. Patton is enthusiastic that they finally found a better forgery expert,the last one just died due to the polio and wasn't the best either way.

After some discussion, Janus joins as tailor by day, and forgery expert at night. Eventually growing close to the rest, especially Logan as he sometimes mistakes his forgerys as real paperwork. And so he might have a slight crush on him, so what, he's always been a good lier.

He perfers to use his words to get out of stick situations, if he has too, he gravitates tword baseball bats, and brass knuckles. Molotov are too messy for him.

Remus Angelo- enforcer/assassin?

The moment Remus found out Roman was in the mob, he wanted in too. When Roman said it wasn't his decision Remus decided to do what he dose best, annoy the hell out of him till he got in.

This included trailing him wherever he goes, and by extention, following Patton around as well. After Roman explained the situation Remus was easy enough to ignore for them.

Then one day, Patton and Roman were held up in an alley, wall an one side, six guys with guns on the other, planning on kidnapping, ransoming them, then killing them once they had the money.

Then they hear a shout of "EAT A DOG, DORKS" and then they all got shot to death by Remus.

Patton grateful for the save and impressed by his lack of reaction to gore and guts, desides he could become an enforcer, provides someone, typically Roman, goes with him to keep him from going too far.

Remus likes to use all manner of guns but has a special place in his heart for a mace that had been passed down the family, he doesn't use the original, he gets a copy made once he has enough money. He also is very good at throwing knives.

I think I might write some of these storys out, but would you guys be interested in hearing them?

[mcmerrygoround]

Of course!!!

Like I wasn't already having a crisis for the new episode!!! Suddenly I'm like:

AARON BURR, SIIIRRRRR?!?!?!

[starlightsruby]

i made some pixel sides!

[ghost-type-dan]

On the new Sanders Sides video-

Today's video was about intrusive thoughts. The first time watching it through i thought it was great video making and lovley work. Alas i could not relate- which is totally okay, just something i noticed. Later in the day i thought about the video and realised another form of intrusive thought is suicidal ideations. My therapist described it best but the premise is that sometimes i think "huh itd be chill if a dear ran out in front of my car and hit infront of me causing the glass and force to kill me". I watched it again and the video hit different. Sometimes thoughts like that come in many ways. Just a interesting thought i had:)

[pizzarollsandpokemon]

Decit looks like a discarded bat man villain

[browneyesandsquishythighs]

The Setting Sun (Prinxiety) (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/cy6sAnFcIV Virgil does online school and is close friends with Logan. Logan keeps Virgil calm and clear-headed. Patton is just looking out for everyone and forgets to take care of himself, but why? Roman seems as confident as always but is that true? Logan is trying to understand emotion, he makes some mistakes but he's trying. And a surprise later on. Co-written by: https://qualquercoisa945.tumblr.com/

[nightsonguniverse]

Aaaand done...

That was an amazing sander sides video. From the lesson to just the acting alone. I really love how we all have that moment of just wanting something for ourselves or doing something for someone else and I love the portrayal of that inner conflict. All in all I FUCKING LOVE MY SNAKE BOI AND LOVE EVERY MOMENT OF THIS VIDEO❤❤❤