#declan emmet

[fatedophelias]

When an Ithan Pov came up

[my-maasverse]

Ugh!

I hate how hard it is for me to find art I like for Crescent City. Most of what I see online is that hyper photo realism ai crap that isn’t even how I picture any of the characters.

I know Crescent City isn’t as popular but I wish we had more artists like TOG and ACOTAR 😭😭😭

Can we just stop with the ai now and support artists so we can get more beautiful art for the fandom? Crescent City needs more love too! ❤️🌙✨

[black-cherry-tea]

Hello! This is my first time requesting so I’m a little shy 😅 I was hoping you could do a Crescent City blurb or list with both fluff and nsfw about the Crescent City boys (Hunt, Ruhn, Ithan, Tharion, Flynn, Declan, Baxian, and Cormac) about what they’re like as a boyfriend. I have a crush on all of them lmao Hope this isn’t too much! Thank you 💕💕💕

Hi!!! I AM SO HAPPY YOU PICKED CC. UGH YES ABSOLUTELY.

⏾ I'm adding Aidas though because I love that silly guy.🌸

CONTAINS NSFW!!!

Crescent City Boyfriends⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚

⏾Hunt: 

SFW: Hunt would always make sure you’re taken care of first. I think his love language is Acts of Service. He’d probably do little things like make you coffee in the morning and do the dishes. He’d probably even curl your hair for you and do face masks with you. I think he’d just be pretty tired and want to be loved right of course. He’d want hugs and cuddles and someone he knows loves him and won't leave him. Honestly his standards are the bare minimum. He gets sassy of course though, he’d be a fan of someone who can banter with him. Wouldn’t be overly jealous, I think he’d trust you and be a pretty green flagged guy except for his past and occupation. Yet, he’s definitely very protective of you. I don't think he’d make the relationship very public at first. It would start out as a secret and he’d do this to keep you safe considering how many people are out to get him and his. You’d be the only thing he has in this world that matters. Poor baby. HC: I think he’d be into girly girls. He likes long nails and done up hair and pretty dresses he can tear off you later. Definitely likes a fiery woman who are confident and know what they want. “Made you coffee, you hungry?”

NSFW: I think in any way he would seem almost servant to you in services he does for you, he makes up for being in charge in bed. I think he likes it that way, seeing you under him. Definitely a dirty talker- “You look so pretty wrapped around me.” He wouldn’t be opposed at all to you taking the lead, I think he just naturally takes on the role. He’d kiss your spine lovingly but be absolutely rearranging your guts while he does it. He’d probably be a hair puller but not to hurt just to get you exactly where he wants you and fuck the attitude out of you. He works out a lot obviously, definitely can get into some devious positions because of his strength. 

⏾Ruhn:  

SFW: Ruhn would want someone more responsible I think. He would admire people who take on duty and do so without complaining much or making a big deal of it. He has that certain frat boy element so I think this pair would do well. He’d obviously take care of you and I think he definitely has ‘daddy's money’ he’d spend on you for sure. His love language would be Words of Affirmation, he’d always let you know how much you mean to him. HC: Would let you hold the starsword and teach you how to shoot guns lol. Would want you to be able to defend yourself in every way possible. Would talk nonstop about you to Flynn and Dec for sure. I think they’d know he liked you even before you two made it official or public. He would just admire you so much and see so much good in you that he thinks you’re something special made just for him to love and appreciate. His little star. His father probably wouldn’t approve of you regardless if you were royalty or not, if the Autumn king didn’t pick you then he's not happy with the match. Ruhn obviously disregards this, but you’d have a pretty shitty father in law and an awesome sister in law. Bryce loves you and probably forces you to come to parties with her all the time. “I wasn’t obsessed…they’re exaggerating…” [he absolutely was]

NSFW: Ruhn is a giver and a pleasure dom. I think he gets off when you get off. He’s definitely an eater that would happily eat you out for hours on end and obviously you enjoy this considering his uh…piercings. HC: I think he’d have his dick pierced. He’s a kinky fuck, but it's not mandatory. I think he’s pretty intuitive, so as soon as you lead way to something he’s thinking of what you’re implying and will inquire about it. He just wants to make you feel good and make all your wildest fantasies come true. He’d probably let you take the lead if you wanted, let you push him down and give him head or ride him. If you prefer dominant men he’d be happy with that too. I think he’d absolutely not degrade you in any way shape or form. He would praise you while fucking you hard and fast however.  “You like that huh?”

⏾Baxian:

SFW: He just wants a friend lmao. He’d probably be into bubbly extroverted girls because they’d show more passion than he’s seen his entire life. He’d be happy to give you all his time and energy, whatever you want that he can give- it’s yours. He’d just want someone to talk to that will give him back scratches. Cannon he’d probably keep it a secret between you two. I mean- I think most of the rebels would, it makes sense. He’d never truly had a warm friendship or genuine connection I think so he’d be super unsure at first. Yet, I think he’d be open to it, he just wouldn’t have thought about an actual relationship before you brought it up because he’d never allowed himself to think he could have that. His love language would be quality time, he just wants to be with you always. You’re his number one priority and his best friend. “Talk to me honey…whats wrong?”

NSFW: He’d be gentle with you definitely, he’d be scared of hurting you at first. He just loves you so much and can't bear the thought of giving you a reason to hate him or become unsure about your relationship. He’d probably be very intimate and have lots of eye contact. He’d take it slow with you at first and keep kissing you. He’d pull back to look at your pretty face. Probably wouldn’t talk much or be overly rough. He’d go fast if you asked him but would definitely check in with you occasionally to make sure you’re good. “This okay?”

⏾Ithan:

SFW: He’s the most boyish, will probably do tik toks with you and match your instagram notes lol. His love language is probably physical touch, he just loves cuddling and being by your side. He’d be a good boyfriend, take you around his friends and match whatever energy you have. Would be silly and goofy, loves to make you laugh all the time. He would plan fun dates and always keep you on your toes. He’d definitely be a cuddler, he’d always be wrapping his arms around your waist and burying his head into the crook of your neck and pressing sweet kisses there. Definitely blushes if you’re the type to tease him. “Babyyy I got us tickets to that concert you wanted to go to.”

NSFW: Gentle and sweet, if he’s drunk he’d get a little liquid confidence. I think he’s pretty vanilla and doesn’t want to hurt you overall. I think he’d be a little inexperienced at first and just very sweet, he’d obviously learn over time what you like and don’t like. Like i said he’s just such a guy, likes anything as long as he’s touching you. “So pretty baby…”

⏾Flynn: 

SFW: Flynn is charming and definitely has had many girlfriends and hookups in the past. He’d need a girl with a sharp tongue who can put him in his place. Despite his good heart, it’s earned over time. I think at first his goal would just be to get into your pants. It’s not that he means bad, he just likes to party, he likes fun. He wouldn’t be overly toxic or anything, just not used to being held accountable for anything. He’d definitely be a fan of cheesy pick up lines and never stop using them on you despite how long you’ve been together. His love language is gift giving, he spends all his money on you making you happy. He’d probably be into matching couples outfits lol, would definitely make stupid tik toks with you and post you on insta. I think he’d definitely be the jealous type FOR SURSIES. WOULD absolutely get into a fight over you and makeout with you at a party just because a guy looked at you. “What? He was staring.”

NSFW: Definitely experienced, he’s very smooth and observant. He’d match your vibe and is definitely good at getting what he wants. He’s always talking to you when you guys do the deed. I think he’s fairly kinky and down for almost anything. He's used to being the top but okay with you taking charge too. HC: okay as we’ve established he’s a ladies guy- he’d definitely like head. I think that’d be one of his favorite things. He’d obviously give back and make you feel good, but I think he’d be kinda lazy. Definitely a little pillow prince-y. I think he’s dominant, but without directly being on top. He’s fine to lay back and let you ride him but he might reach up to hold your throat or lift your hips for you to show you who's still in control. “I just like how pretty you look when you’re sitting like this.”

⏾Declan: [I dont even have that many ideas for Declan i’m sorry] 

SFW: He’s very introverted in my opinion. He’s happier to stay home and watch movies or something. He likes to cuddle and keep you pressed against his side. His love language is probably quality time. He seems like a pretty silent guy, but he likes your presence. I think he’d just like to do your separate hobbies side by side together. Enjoying each others quiet company. Probably into girls that read a lot or bake or something, another home body. HC: he has tons of house plants and loves them. Uses them as an excuse not to go out all the time. “Lets just stay home and get chinese food.”

NSFW: He’s be a secret freak. Definitely has a pair of handcuffs, a blindfold, and toys. For you OR him, LOL. It’s always the quiet ones, doesn’t help his case that he’s a computer nerd. He probably would be down for whatever it is you want to do and probably has already done it. Can match whatever it is your vibe is. “You like when I tie you up yea?”

⏾Tharion:

SFW: Definitely expects prince treatment. He’s a little arrogant and self righteous and running off pure vibes. He’s impulsive and forgetful. I think he’d strive with a highly responsible partner who LIKES taking charge, considering he seems to always get himself and others into trouble. Regardless if he’s successful in getting himself out of the situation at the end of it. It seems to be almost always be luck. Yet, he is very loving and supportive for the right person. He has a short attention span, probably always off doing some insane crap. I don’t know if your relationship would be public or not- at least not right away anyway considering the whole river queen business [another dramatized situation he got himself into.] His love language is probably words of affirmation because he’s lowkey so unstable he only has promises. You love him anyway. He’d change with the right reasons and guidance. “I’m sorry sweetheart I came as soon as I could. I was on a mission, how can I make it up to you?”

NSFW: Lazy. Probably into being on the bottom. I love Tharion but like- i wouldn’t choose him for my boyfriend in literally any universe ever in the entire existence of universes. If i was dying and parched in the desert and he had the cure, I’d probably choke on my vomit instead [send Cormac or Aidas instead]. BUT- for my viewers lol here you go. Probably talks a lot during, and I see him as pretty kinky. He likes to experiment and has often in the past. He’s charming and funny, even in bed he’s probably cracking jokes. I think he’d be into risky and public quickies in ally ways or bathrooms. “Oh come on- no one will see us”

⏾Cormac:

SFW: At first Cormac would be almost awkward I think- stoic. He’d say the right things, ask you out on a proper date like a gentleman. Yet it seemed almost rehearsed. It confused you because he did seem almost smitten with you, stumbling over words at first. Not shy, but taken off guard by your authenticity. I think you’d have to almost prompt him to get him to drop the mask and be real with you. I don’t think he’d be overly affectionate. He’d probably kiss the back of your hand often in public and always have his arm around your waist. He’s especially affectionate during parties his father makes him attend or the “elitest” crowd. In private he probably tells you stories about him growing up in Avallen. He’d hold you close and kiss your temple. Absolutely spends his money on you. His love language is Gift Giving, it’s probably the only way he was shown love in the past. He’d take you to fancy parties, buy you extravagant silk and velvet dresses and priceless jewelry. He’d be very protective of you and your name. Would not let anyone, including his father, say anything bad about you. Isn’t a fighter, probably wouldn’t get into a fist fight over you, but will buy out the company of someone he doesn’t like or destroy their ego in a sentence. I think he’d have no problem loving you publicly and would want to show you off so everyone knows you’re his. “Don’t look at them, just focus on me.”

NSFW: He wouldn’t be overly passionate but I think he’d be smooth. Like it wouldn’t be all fiery or overly intimate and gentle at first. However he would know all the right moves and touches, he’d be precise with his movements. It wouldn’t be robotic per se- more so just practiced and learned. He would have decent experience and probably have at least one ex who was long term- he doesn’t strike me as someone who is overly into parties or hooking up. HC: He’d fuck you decked out in priceless jewels. I mean heavy necklaces, earrings, bracelets, everything. Diamond clips in your hair and your especially big and shiny engagement ring. I don’t think he’d talk that much but would occasionally murmur things in your ear and against your neck. I think he’s possessive but understands that jealousy can be too much. He'd probably murmur something like- “You’re mine. I’m going to take care of you.” 

⏾Aidas: 

SFW: Obviously the last time he was in love was centuries ago. He’d be very possessive and protective of you. I think he’s very experienced, he’s a king of hell and I literally don’t even know how old he really is. He looks out for you, probably walks around in his cat form and stalks you; he’s a weirdo like that. He’s obviously rich and would want to spoil you, but I don’t think he could love you publicly. His brothers might come snooping around and it’d just cause you unnecessary attention and danger. I think his love language would be Acts of Service. He’s constantly improving your daily routine and helping you with little things. He’s highly observant and intuitive so he’d notice your struggles without you having to voice them. Like- if you’re always a little late, he’d probably set your alarm 20 minutes earlier without even telling you. He’d be very possessive of you but obviously cant do it explicitly considering it would draw attention to whatever it is thats going on between you guys. He’d probably stalk you though- just to make sure you’re okay. Which....if you're observant you'd notice. It's just make him get sneakier and turn it into a game of intellect of sorts. “How’d you figure it out?”

NSFW: He’s had countless partners over the centuries. He’s very experienced and intuitive. He probably already knows what you want and like- but absolutely will make you work for it and ask for it. “Oh sweetheart…just tell me what you want and i’ll give it to you…” He’d murmur while stroking back your hair and teasing you for hours. He’d take his time with you, he’ll be alive forever afterall. I don’t think he’d be in a rush to get with you or even once he has you. He’d always leave you satisfied and wanting more.

//Masterlist//

AN: I'm sorry this is a little short on some of the characters, I've been so busy with work lately. I'm going to start working on another request I've gotten so if you made a request- I'm working on it! I hope this scratched your itch for Crescent City, if not, you can definitely request more! I love requests they're an inspiration boost!

[shadowdaddies]

I am a sucker for angst so can I please request a Ruhn danaan x reader. Where she and ruhn have been together for a while, and she overhears ruhn saying something about her being a bet or a dare. A lot of angst and maybe some fluffy ending

thanks for the request, love💜

Just a Bet

Ruhn x Reader angst to fluff

Smoothing your hair, you stepped out of your car in the driveway as you strode towards Ruhn’s house. You were already regretting the heels you’d donned for your anniversary, feet aching in opposition to the excitement you felt to celebrate one year since Ruhn had asked you out.

Cheeks burning from smiling so hard, you turned the door handle and entered the busy frat house. It wasn’t unusual for many guests to be over, so you paid them no mind as you shouldered your way through the crowd toward the game room where Ruhn usually spent evenings like this.

Juniper caught your eye from across the room, and you waved to her and Fury as you approached the doorway where Ruhn’s voice echoed in a comforting rumble - until you heard Flynn’s voice.

“One year ago, I bet you that you wouldn’t ask her out,” he laughed, the sound of clinking beer bottles and jeers following.

Your heart leapt in your throat when you heard Ruhn’s voice, time standing still as you awaited his response. Your boyfriend scoffed, “I didn’t think I could either.”

Dec chimed in at that point - your kindest friend in the group - his tone teasing as he drawled, “I still can’t believe she took you seriously.”

Your pulse pounded in your ears, eyes pricking with tears as the conversation came together in your head. You were nothing more than a bet to Flynn, a joke that Declan couldn’t take serious, and apparently Ruhn felt the same.

Ripping the painful heels off your feet, you sprinted down the stairs and out of the house. Tossing the shoes in your passenger seat, you wiped the tears from your eyes and started the engine before heading back to your apartment.

The dress felt ridiculous, hair a mess and makeup ruined from crying as you stumbled into your home. Why would Ruhn have stayed with you for this long from a stupid bet? Were you nothing more than a joke, for him and his friends’ amusement?

The thought made tears well up once more, this time pouring over your cheeks as you sobbed. Practically ripping the dress from your body, you ignored the buzzing of your phone in favor of your welcoming shower.

Stepping under the steaming hot water, you scrubbed the memory of tonight as best you could from your skin before stepping out. Wrapping a fluffy towel around your body, you sighed with a hint of relief. 

Realizing how dried out you were from your tears, you padded towards the kitchen for some water when you were stopped in your tracks. Bryce lay on your couch, lazily flipping through the tv channels as amber eyes flicked to yours. 

With a dramatic sigh, she set down the remote, turning fully to face you. She took in your disheveled state, expression softening at the redness in your eyes, your puffy cheeks.

Shutting off the TV, Bryce sat up and patted the open space on the sofa next to her.

“I need water,” you whispered through a sniffle, voice raspy from dehydration. 

“I’ll get it for you. Sit,” Bryce directed, her voice gentle as she sprung gracefully from the couch and headed toward the kitchen.

You settled into the cushions, picking a pillow from behind you to hold against your chest. Nodding a silent thanks, you took the water from Bryce and drank it down, the cold liquid cooling your heated cheeks.

“Fury texted me. She and Juniper saw you running out of Ruhn’s house before he came downstairs asking if they’d seen you. He’s been blowing up everyone’s phones, worried about you.”

A bitter laugh escaped your lips, but you found yourself unable to make eye contact with your friend as you muttered, “Yeah, I’m sure he’s heartbroken.”

Before you could react, the pillow was ripped from your arms, Bryce’s manicured nails practically digging holes into its fabric as her eyes simmered with barely contained rage.

“You may be my friend, but Ruhn is my brother. Explain to me why you think his heartbreak is amusing to you.” Your lower lip wobbled at her harsh words, the dam of your emotions about to break again.

Bryce loosed a breath, gently setting the pillow between you on the sofa as she spoke again, her voice softer this time. “I don’t know what happened, but he’s hurting too. Talk to me.”

The patterns on the pillow suddenly became much more interesting, your fingers tracing the stitching in the fabric while you found the courage to voice what you had heard at the house. “I was going to meet Ruhn for our anniversary dinner... but I heard them talking. I heard Flynn say that I was a bet. Even Dec-“

Shifting to rest on your elbows, you hid your face in your hands as the memory flashed too vividly through your mind. “Dec said he couldn’t believe I thought Ruhn was serious when he asked me out.”

You looked up to see Bryce’s own eyes lined with tears, her jaw set in anger as she processed everything you said.

“I’m a joke to them, Bryce. I was just a bet that he’s decided to string along for whatever reason. Maybe he does like me now, but...”

You couldn’t find the words, tongue twisted in knots like your stomach as thoughts eddied deeper and darker as you reflected on the past year of your life. 

Bryce’s hand gently reached for your own, holding them softly as she spoke. “I am going to speak with Ruhn and figure out what is going on. If he was such a dumbass to do something like that to you, I’ll kick his ass. But I feel like there has to be something more to it. They’re good males - stupid alphaholes - but they’re good males.”

You nodded, a flicker of hope sparking in your chest at the thought. They had always been kind to you... Surely that couldn’t all be fake?

“Why don’t you get dressed? I’m going to see Ruhn and I’ll pick you up some food,” Bryce promised, pulling you in for a warm hug before turning and heading out the door, phone already in hand as she fired off messages.

You returned to your room, feeling numb from the pendulum of emotions you’d swung on all evening. You vaguely remembered slipping on a t shirt and shorts, returning to the couch to find the channel on Fangs and Bangs before you fell asleep.

You bolted upright at the sound of a soft knock at your door, rubbing the exhaustion from your eyes to look at your phone. Not much time had passed, but the bombardment of earlier messages from Ruhn and your friends filled the screen. 

“Are you there? Bryce told me what happened, and it’s not what you think.” A tense beat of silence passed between you. “Please just hear me out. If you’d rather talk to Bryce, she’s downstairs... But I brought food.”

As if on cue, your stomach growled, drawing attention to the hunger gnawing in your gut. Stomping towards the door, you flung it open to grab the food from Ruhn’s hands when his appearance shocked you still.

His violet eyes were rimmed red and swollen like yours, his hair a mess. He was dressed in an all-black suit, the shirt unbuttoned and tie loose. You hated how it tugged on your heartstrings to see him this way, how there was a part of you that could never hate him, even if what Flynn had said was true.

“Fine,” you snapped, snatching the bag of food before returning to the couch without a second glance. “You have one shot to explain.”

Ruhn sighed, the sound slightly drowned out by the soft click of the door closing behind him. You spared him a glance as he took a seat on the couch, careful to keep his distance.

The chipped black paint of his nails blended into his onyx hair as he ran a hand through it, his muscular leg shaking anxiously before he turned to you. Wholly still, Ruhn’s voice emanated with earnest when he finally spoke.

“Bryce told me what you heard, back at my house. I understand how it would sound, but that’s not at all what happened, and I first and foremost need you to know that you are not a joke. You have never been a joke - to Flynn, to Dec, and especially not to me. I was the joke in that room. They were teasing me, because, yes, asking you out was a dare of sorts.”

You felt the rage build in your chest at that, setting down your food on the table as you prepared for what he would say next - or so you thought you were prepared. 

“I remember the first time I saw you, when you came into the White Raven with Bryce. It felt like my world tilted on its axis,” he paused, shaky breath leaving his lips as his eyes went hazy, lost in the memory. 

“You were the most beautiful person I’d ever seen, and when you smiled at me I forgot how to breathe. The entire room was staring at you, and you somehow didn’t notice.”

He loosed a breathy laugh, shaking his head as he fought back a smile. “Dec and Marc were teasing me. They saw how I reacted to you, how drawn to you I was. But you were so beautiful and charming, and could have had any male or female you wanted.”

Drawing your legs to your chest, you settled into the couch and fought back the tears in your eyes at his story.

“Flynn’s ‘bet’ was just that I wouldn’t have the guts to ask someone like you out. And I didn’t at first,” Ruhn laughed, toying with his lip ring before those violet eyes flicked up to meet yours. 

“But then Flynn said that if I didn’t ask you out, he would. And that’s when I jumped up from our table so fast I knocked Dec’s beer on me, and made a fool of myself asking you out like that.”

Ruhn looked down at your hands, his own twitching as though barely holding back from reaching for you. So you reached for him. The cold silver of his rings was a familiar comfort, and you felt yourself relax as his fingers twined tightly with your own.

“Dec didn’t think you’d take me seriously because I was a dumbass, asking out the most incredible female I’ve ever met while covered in beer and stumbling through my words.” You laughed then, and Ruhn’s entire presence seemed to brighten in response. 

“I remember. I thought it was cute. You weren’t the snobby fae royalty I would have expected, and I found it very charming,” you teased, a smile spreading across your face as you then relived the memory of the striking yet goofy male first approaching you.

“I am so sorry that I didn’t tell you that. It’s not exactly something that I’m proud of, that I was so nervous to ask you out. Flynn never lets me live it down.”

“I’m sorry,” you murmured, feeling embarrassed at how you had jumped to conclusions so quickly. “I feel like I ruined our anniversary. I should have stayed and listened to you.”

Ruhn’s eyes glittered like stars, his hands finding your waist to lift you into his lap. Hooking your arms around his neck, you straddled your boyfriend’s hips. Ruhn exhaled sharply through his teeth, causing you to lean back in alarm.

“It’s just a bruise, curtesy of Bryce.” You blushed, biting back laughter over your friend’s protectiveness. “You did not ruin anything. Flynn, on the other hand, got it worse than me,” he chuckled, nodding to his wounded side.

“You have a lot of people in your life who would do anything for you, including Bryce and myself. All I want is to spend the rest of our night together so I can show you just how much I love you,” he murmured, eyed lidded with desire as you settled further into his lap.

“I think I could arrange that,” you purred, leaning down to kiss Ruhn’s full lips before trailing his jaw, down his neck, his exposed chest. 

He picked you up, carrying you bridal style to the bedroom where you spent the night exchanging soft touches and sweet nothings until the sun rose the next morning.

[msshadowqueen]

Who pulls the most bitches?

So I saw someone do something like this and I kind of wanted to do my own version with sjm characters. They get no bitches (besides that one girl who's a sucker for losers): Tamlin, Hunt, Ithan, Declan (only bc he's gay not for lack of game; he pulls ALL the men), Tarquin They get more than none but less bitches than you'd expect: Fenrys (bc he's with Maeve, poor boyo), Tharion (bc he's stuck with the river queen's daughter, oof), Aedion, Mor (because she has to hide her sexuality, rip) Now let's rank the remaining: Rhysand: for the supposedly most powerful fae guy to ever exist, he gets a surprisingly low amount of bitches. Perhaps it is due to his creepy evil reputation and the hatred for him within his own court: turns out a pretty face a male does NOT make. Even gold-diggers have standards! Cassian: I turned this over in my mind many times, but I realized Cassian pulls less bitches than Azriel after the line "I don't need to resort to poetry." He gets plenty of bitches because he's a bigass dude with muscles, but his shitty poetry is a turn-off to most eligible ladies. Azriel: he doesn't need to resort to poetry; he's a pretty boy with a cut body, but points have to be deducted for lack of game and pining over Mor for 500 years and being obsessed with having a mate (yuck). Dorian Havilliard: Come on, guys! He's a hot prince! Of course, he gets all the bitches. He's a little immature but he grows out of it! I mean he pulled the fucking man-eater, for God's sake. Points deducted for falling for Celaena wayyyy too fast (and getting rejected) and for his healer girl getting decapitated (rip Sorscha). Rowan: we KNOW this guy gets aaaaaaaalllll the bitches. Come on, he's Rowan-rutting-Whitethorn! Points were deducted for the whole Lyria thing AND serving Maeve for so long. Lorcan Salvaterre: He gets even more bitches than Rowan because... "Battles, riches, females- Lorcan always won, at any cost." And it's even said Rowan often allowed him to win. So yeah, he pulls a lot of bitches and participates in crazy orgies with his homie Rowan. Points deducted for being Stockholmed by Maeve (poor Lolo). Ruhn Danaan: I mean we already know the man's got game (evidence: CC2 chapter 3 plus all ruhnlidia chapters). He's also a young (by Fae standards) prince who lives in a fucking frat-boy house. And that sad-boy thing he's got going on? Girls love that. Eat it up. All the bitches wanna sit on him to take away his sorrow. Points deducted for crushing on a lesbian (oops). Tristan Flynn: Man gets even more bitches than Ruhn because he's just hornier and he's obsessed with his hair. Also, did you see the fire sprites becoming his cheerleaders? King shit. Points deducted for failing to rizz up Ariadne. Eris Vanserra: Come on, he's an Autumn Court male. Plus he's a Vanserra! It's practically in his blood! Points deducted for being rejected by Mor and Nesta tho. Chaol Westfall: Man gets a shockingly high number of bitches despite being a human character who until Dorian became king had a pretty lowly position. I mean, there was a literal PRINCE and his cousin hanging out and the girls were all drooling over Chaol. When he had a disability (which unfortunately due to prejudices that exist, often make you "undesirable" in the eyes of many) and he rizzed all those women, including Yrene, harder than Kashin. EVERY. GIRL. CHOSE. CHAOL. OVER. A. LITERAL. PRINCE. Both in Adarlan AND the southern continent. You're telling me he doesn't have the rizz??? A half a point deducted for being too hung up over Celaena (I don't blame him but still). But still, he pulls sooooo many bitches. Lucien (Vanserra? Spell-Cleaver? Cunt-Server?): Come on. Is there anyone else fitting to be number 1???? Man's got EVERYTHING Chaol has, PLUS he's the son of a High Lord and he's got that Vanserra rizz. Fuck it, he wouldn't stop at bitches. He'll pull every mfer to ever exist. If it breathes, it's into Lucien Vanserra. He is THAT guy.

[nicenotkind]

Can we talk about how Tristan is the worst brother ever?

Trying to talk Tharion out of marrying his sister to save her from the nightmare of the Avallen Twins because Sathia was spoiled sucks in so many levels. He is way more spoiled than she is if he can’t see that, as a Fae Female, she was in a vulnerable position with their father and didn’t have his opportunities to leave home and be better. Apparently, he never thought he could take responsibility for her, as her brother, and see who she could be when removed from the toxic influence of their family.

We are presented to Sathia in a scene of defiance. Even without resources or support from her family, Sathia tries to refuse the impositions of the fae. We also see her asking Bryce about her plans to the fae, clearly worried about her people. She also jumps into collaborating with the revolution immediately. Later, in the meeting with the River Queen, she knows exactly how to behave and what to say, helping Tharion to achieve the goal he had.

I still didn’t finish the book, but so far I don’t see the terrible Sathia he claimed she was. And it’s sad to think that her own brother (and also her brother’s best friends for life) wouldn’t care to protect her. That a total stranger decided to marry her and the two fae males that call her brother their family wouldn’t do it.

[senu102929]

The ending of HOEAB (to me)

Hunt:

Bryce and Danika:

Declan:

Autumn King:

[highladyofterrasen7]

My favourite frat boys