#dee metal

[crackbaby10]

I lowk wanted an episode after season 1 ep 7 where Glam actually apologizes to Dee.

Because like- think about it.

You find a guitar (which your dad is great at) want to learn so you ask your dad. You can’t play it immediately like your brother did. Your dad starts yelling at you about how you’ll shame your family and him.

Like like ??? Guys???

I don’t hate Glam at all. Or think he’s a bad dad. But we must admit he has his flaws. He wasn’t taught how to be a good dad. So he can’t be the “perfect dad”

Anyways these are my thoughts I’m tired goodbye

[uno-fucking-momento-por-favor]

Since y'all seemed to like the headcannons from last time so much I've brought some more

Glam is like super fucking strong from carrying all the band equipment with bob when they were in the band

No one's really sure why but they found dee on top of the fridge one night just chillin and eating snacks while being on his phone and when asked about he claimed it was because he was “bored”

Ches is overprotective of dee and heavy, not wanting them to grow up like he and glam did, not wanting them to get hurt like glam or have to resort to less then healthy coping mechanisms like he did

Lif loves adventure time

Also feel free to ask questions about any of these or my other headcannons I love to answer them

[moldymaggotz]

i drew my pookie wookie scoopie gloopie 😍😍😍😍

[darkprincedee]

thinking about goth chicks

[uno-fucking-momento-por-favor]

Ok so ive been collecting some more headcannons that have been popping into my brain over the past few weeks and here you are.

Lif is obsessed with args

Ok so we know heavy likes cats so once he tried to sneak one in much like dee snuck in the rat but since 1 a cat is much bigger then a rat, and 2 he’s not dee, he ended up getting caught and stuck with house cleaning and gets the no animal rule put in place

Ok so I got this idea from one of the official sketches that got translated (I’ll put the picture of it at the bottom) but I like to imagine that dee constantly stays up at night (doing what I’ll leave to your imagination) but because he does he uses makeup to hide the eye bags but glam and ches definitely notice as glam used to do the same thing when he was sneaking out and ches and glam absolutely worry about dee saying up so much and try to hint they want him to go to bed earlier.

I have absolutely no doubts young glam and ches absolutely kissed at least once

Ches has the ability to go into a creepy grin if he so desires and he absolutely does this to heavy dee and occasionally Victoria, heavy and Dee when they won’t listen and Vicky cause why not

Ches when angry will absolutely switch between French and English and it’s absolutely terrifying

Dee was amazing at getting in places he shouldn’t have been on jungle gyms, anything he could climb on that he shouldn’t have he would

Heavy on one occasion tried to sneak in and take a guitar from glams study, he didn’t however realize glam was in his study and was surprised when he heard, heavy what are you doing from behind him

[uno-fucking-momento-por-favor]

Ok so I’ve come up with a couple of headcannons abt the metal family

Glam loves caramel popcorn

(Ches ran out of regular buttered popcorn for movie night so he used a packet of caramel popcorn at first glam was hesitant but he ended up falling in love with it.)

Dee loves baking, ches taught him how but he’ll deny loving it if asked however he will constantly make baked goods and pass them out to the family and ches when he’s over

Glam sometimes stays up really late and is unable to get to bed until late as his body feels as though it’s still on his fathers schedule

His body is still stuck on the staying up until late hours of the night to either practice or meet up with ches and just about the only people who can get him to sleep when that happens are ches or (if she finds out) Vickey who will drag him to bed or if it’s really bad call ches if he’s not already their

Victoria went to every show ches and glam played after the two met just so she could hang out with the two and see glam

[darkprincedee]

I have a theory quest girl doesn’t know she’s talking to Dee, just some guy she met in a chat forum

[uno-fucking-momento-por-favor]

Ok so idk why I thought of this but I started thinking about what Ice cream flavors each of the metal family characters would be and here’s what I came up with.

Glam = either Reese’s peices or strawberry

(Both fit him to well)

Dee = hand churned vanilla bean

(Basic but pretentious)

Heavy = chocolate with gummy bears on top

(No more needs to be said)

Victoria = red velvet cheesecake

(🤷)

Ches = green matcha

(Do I really need to explain this one)