#deep garbage

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Just throwing this out there, but everyone is freaking out about the Mario movie cast and how Mario is suddenly not Italian because of it? Yall know Charles Martinet, the usual Mario & Luigi, is of french decent right?

(Personally, I think it would be hilarious if the celebrity voice actors got hired for Mario and Luigi, and then they both only say like one sentence at the end of the movie or something XD)

Now, here's what people should be freaking out about: With Kingdom Hearts and Smash Bros now being officially connected, that means, (aside from the end-times premonition that is Mickey Mouse and Pikachu making deals out in the open) that the Luigi's Mansion series can now intersect with Disney's Haunted Mansion...

Can you imagine Luigi having to ghost-bust all 999 'Happy' Haunts? I'd play/watch that!

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Do you think the reason Tony doesn't like being handed things, is because the very last person to hand him anything was Dum-E, who had to very literally hand him his heart as he lay dying on the floor?

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I was looking for pictures that had both Luigi and Mr. L, then I realized that ALL the pictures were of Luigi and Mr. L...

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Something fishy here...

Saw something about that book 'Rainbow Fish', and it reminded me: Does anyone else remember the book being completely different?

I mean story wise, because I very clearly remember the first version of 'Rainbow Fish' being about a fish with pretty scales, but who wasn't yet called Rainbow Fish, because all his scales were those silver ones. The story plays out pretty similar, with him being a prideful d*ck-head, but when the other fish ask for one of his scales they offer him one of theirs in return. He calls them all ugly for this, which is why they ditch him, and makes it a bigger deal that he accepts their scales in return for his (which are given in apology). That's why he ends up called Rainbow Fish, because he gets a single scale from everyone else as he has a full-on Grinch-three-sizes moment.

I really like this version, I always liked this version, and apparently it never existed?!?! Am I going crazy?! Someone help me here!!!