Okay, One piece fandom, let's think practically about something for once and use our upstairs brain and not just think with our downstairs brain. Zoro may be hot and a total himbo. Zoro may be the president of the straw hat big titty committee, but he also canonically bathes once a week and works out constantly. That boy has to smell like a middle school locker room and Sanji's right. Mosshead probably describes him perfectly because he probably has multiple undiscovered species of fungus growing in his underwear, and you want to put his fourth sword in your mouth after it's not been washed all week. I read fanfic. I know where your dirty minds go. Because I have listened to my best friend, talk about how she is a moron sexual, and she loves Zoro because she wants to suck his last brain cell out through his fourth sword. Again, I keep thinking that thing has not been washed in a week, and you're probably going to get sick from it but not STD sick, just like strep throat or a cold sick because you're putting his unwashed [redacted] in your mouth. I would at least make him shower first
If I ever got isekai into the One Piece world and got adopted by the straw hats, my only goal would be to get the straw hat boys bathing more than once a week, and I could die. Happy. I don't care if I have to give Brook my panties and show Sanji my tits to get them to help me wrangle the worst offenders into the bathtub. Because the entire guy's wing The Sunny probably smells horrid, or it might be the fact I have seven brothers. So, I definitely know what this smells like. But I can guarantee you. It's so bad your eyes burn, and you can taste it.
And that's all I can think of when I see all of you thirsting over Zoro. He stinks to high heaven and probably has undiscovered species of fungus on him. You would probably get sick because you're putting that unwashed [redacted] in your mouth, and you're probably also risking a yeast infection down there too. That boy needs to shower more. Again, knowing he canonically bathes once a week kills all attraction immediately because, ew ew ew ew ew, It's all I can think of. It's gross, so you guys can have him. He's all yours. Now, does Shanks bathe regularly, or Beckman, Rayleigh, King, or Kuzan? I'm pretty sure Mihawk does because I will take them over, smelly boy. Hell, I would take Lucci, Kaido, or even Sakazuki over Zoro as long as they bathe more than once a week
Please remember this post is about curiosity and genuine fandom discourse. Be kind with your answers because this is not a debate essay, this is a discussion between fans.
I believe a lot of you should know who Roronoa Zoro from One Piece is
Now he uses three sword style which is probably why they keep using the phrase his fourth sword.
I laughed when I read this one. I'm pretty sure the phrase "I have seven brothers" is very telling and explains so very much. But One Piece fandom and Zoro stans. I know there's a lot of you. Have fun and Defend your Blorbo.
