Welcome to the Horny Jail

Now I can finally send you guys to horny jail where you belong-the side blog of whoshotterpolls, where you can find most of the non-poll series. They will obviously be 18+ content shared so enter at your own risk

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Welcome to the Horny Jail

This is the side blog for @whoishotteranimepolls , where I have moved the non-poll series Horny Jail's Anonymous, Defend your Blurbo, and the horny scale. Possibly Fandoms vs Illiteracy if one of those ever shows back up.

All confessions must be about characters confirmed 18+ or assumed adults

Characters, where age verification is complicated due to magic, time travel, other universe shenanigans, or the immortal child trope are accepted on a case-by-case basis and will be tagged with the #schrodingers minor just to be safe

All characters submitted for the series must qualify for my polls on my main blog, so no exclusive video game characters.

The Series

Defend Your Blurbo, my weekly series discussing how some people can find (insert Blorbo of the week) attractive. This can be funny. This can be stupid. Sometimes, this involves PHD level dissertations in defense of our favorite 2D characters. You never know what you're going to get. Also, look under the Defend your Blurbo response tag. That's where all my followers send their responses to the original Defend Your Blurbo post. Those can get wild! DyB Masterlist and Series rules and guidelines. This series is why I now have the #thirsty tag. Due to the amount of unhinged thirst that is NSFW, you can block those tags if you don't want to see them.

The Horny Scale is a series where people ask where particular fandoms fall on the horny scale. I made details here, and the Masterlist. The series also uses thirsty tag system

Horny Jail's Anonymous: Dyb and the horny scale's bastard child. For all the unhinged thirst and love letters to blorbos that I have received that do not fit dyb. Think of it as anonymous confessions. They come in two varieties: the Thirsties for all the thirsty confessions and the Fluffies for all the wholesome fluffy ones. They will be tagged with #thirsty and #fluffy accordingly. More details here, here, here & here

Defend your blurbo, horny scale, and Horny Jail's Anonymous entries can be sent at any time

Fandom Jail, aka Solitary Confinement

All fandoms listed below are serving their jail sentence due to bad behavior. Here are the dates of when you can expect to see polls from these fandoms again

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Sigh

I sent an ask a while ago talking about how I'm a gay man but I'd want Sir Integra to put a cigarette out on me and uh

I recently found out I am neither gay nor a man. So.

Congrats on Sir Integra for being the first sign that I was bi

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

There's a reason Sir Integra always does so well in my polls, even though they're from a relatively niche anime

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Since the new season came out, has it changed where JJK falls on the horny scale

I just checked when I ranked them last time, I placed the fandom overall at the church level, with Nanami fans at exorcism and Toji fans in jail. However, you guys have kinda fallen off. I didn't even realize another season came out. You think I would have seen thirst trap edits or something.

So, honestly, I think the fandom is just at a therapy level now. Maybe that'll change if some flashbacks bring back Nanami or Toji, but otherwise I think you guys have chilled out. But I wouldn't count you guys out completely. There's still the true form of Sukuna on the way, and I can definitely see that appealing to a very specific demographic.

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I need smoker from one piece on my bed , face down , ass up with an absolute delicious array of sounds coming out that mouth. And I think you know what I’m doing to get those.

Anyway how’s your day been :)

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

Yeah, I normally don't like to encourage you guys, but I totally agree. We need more bottom/sub smoker.

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idk if you do like non anime confessions but alan cumming as emcee in cabaret is SO hot i want that effeminate man BAD

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

Understandable

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Can an aroace be sent to horny jail??? Either way, my blorbo atm is Tamaki Amajiki from MHA, he is so cute and has such social anxiety I kin so bad bro 😭😭😭

Horny Jail's Anonymous: Fluffies

Of course, people on the ace spectrum can be sent to horny jail. However, you guys usually end up in the low-security wing because of your unhinged fluffiness.

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I bet Nico Robin gives good cuddles.

Horny Jail's Anonymous Fluffies

This makes me wonder how a hug would feel from a person who can grow extra arms

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Okay, let's go! Why Eustass Kid is a character I love:

He's ambitious! He wants to become King of the Pirates, and he'll do anything for it! He's not afraid to take on Big Mom or Shanks, he doesn't back down in the face of adversity.

He's loyal! His friends and crew are precious to him. Just look at his reaction when he found Killer in Udon: he was so upset he cried! Seeing his friend in such distress was unbearable for him. He was also worried about his crew, and was desperate to find them. He cares about the people he cares about, and he's certainly loyal! He despises betrayal and has never forgiven Apoo and Hawkins for betraying him. He'll be loyal to you if you're loyal to him, he's a man of his word.

His crew is very varied. I think it's one of the crews with the most women and strange-looking characters, he sees beyond appearances.

He named his boat after his first love!!! My God! Who does this ???? Certainly not an asshole! For that reason alone, I LOVE HIM!

And… he's so SEXY! Impossible to argue with, this man is a living god.

For context they are responding to this post about kid

Many valid points have them, and shockingly fluffy

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In my very biased opinion, Kuzan does not get enough love. I mean, look at him. He is gorgeous. Plus, I hate the heat with a burning passion, and he could be my personal ice pack. Additionally, the possibilities for temperature play in the bedroom are endless. Just think of cooling off on a hot day by cock warming his chilled dick.

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

As someone who also hates the heat and lives in a place that can be described as hotter than Satan's ass crack, a nice nap on a hot day curled up on his chest as he uses his powers to stay at just the perfect cool temperature sounds wonderful. However, I'm calling it now. I'm going to receive a dyb mentioning frostbite in intimate areas sometime in the next month.

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Why does everyone think Aragorn is hot? To me, he looks like a wet dog and probably smells like one, too. So why is he doing so well in the hotness polls? What am I missing?

Defend your Blurbo #65

Please remember this post is about curiosity and genuine fandom discourse. Be kind with your answers because this is not a debate essay, this is a discussion between fans

Everyone, meet Aragorn from The Lord of the Rings. I can already tell this is going to be a spicy one. So, Lord of the Rings fans, Defend your Blorbo

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Re: Doflamingo

What that tongue do? 😏

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

I guess that's a justifiable reason

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For the Akainu dyb, he’s not my type and I’ll never forgive him for what he did to Ace, however, he just looks like he gives good dick. I cannot put my finger on it but I’d fuck him. A hate fuck, I suppose.

Akainu can get it.

For context, they are responding to this post about Akainu.

I mean, you have a point, but I also love all the One Piece Admirals, so I may be biased. I just wish I could find better GIFs of him

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i like nanami because to me he is very clearly autistic. and i also love bread and hate when i can't have my special safe food sandwich. he has autism. he has depression. he is haunted by his dead best friend. he knows how to keep to a schedule very closely and would probably never be late for anything if possible. what more could you want in a man.

Horny Jail's Anonymous Fluffies

I didn't know it was possible, but we finally got a fluffy for a JJK character

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I usually respect people's opinions, bu Akainu looks like ben 10's uncle

For context their responding to this post about Akainu

Oh my, you do have a point. I think it's the Hawaiian shirt. I'm pretty sure if Akainu ever went on vacation, hr would wear the exact same outfit as Grandpa Max

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As a Sailor Moon fan all I gotta say is: Haruka is life goals and Michiru is wife goals

Horny Jail's Anonymous Fluffies

Point most definitely made

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Defend Your Blurbo Poll

Defend your Blurbo is back. I lost several of the original entries, but I do have two in the box for you guys to vote on. The winner will be posted over the weekend

Pick the Blorbo

Buggy the Clown (One Piece)

Aragorn (The Lord of the Rings)

Voting ended onOct 31, 2025

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I want Vaelus to tie me up with her whip and step on me. Then call me a good boy

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

Isn't she a nun? Not like that would stop any of you. However, that also means the Critters have realized they can send in their thirsty confessions. Based on my experience with them on Tumblr, they could be the only fandom to rival One Piece with their unbridled thirst.