#deityofcalamity

[fordsixerpines]

“Happy birthday, IQ! I made you a cake and sewed up some clothing for your outings. It’s made with the best material and will protect your skin very well.” Billia smiled. “I made the cake with healthy ingredients. I know you have to keep your diet up due to your active lifestyle.”

Stanford couldn't help the small smile that crept onto his face when Billia mentioned the birthday gifts. "I-- thank you, Billia. I do appreciate this. I am in need of some more good clothing for adventires. A few excursions out at see and the cryptids of the ocean have completely tattered my usual go-to's."

[fordsixerpines]

"You visited Will? How... How is he? Is my little brother... Is he... Eating enough?" -drops a worried twin here lol-

Stanford had been enjoying a bit of leisure reading about astrophysics when he heard Billia from across the room.

"I-- well, yes, I did see him. Don't worry.. he seems to be eating just fine," Ford assured, although he had his doubts. Worrying the dream demon would do no good, after all.

He stiffened slightly, as he hadn't realized the demon knew about his journey to the realm where Will resided. His gaze flicked over from the book he was reading to the dream demon who had just spoken to him.

Stanford closed his book and set it on the small table beside the couch as he looked over once again to Billia. "I think I will be going there again soon." He didn't want to say anything as he wasn't sure how the other would react, but he had begun to devise a plan to get Will out of his current situation.

[thundergoodspeed]

“You dumbass.”

@deity-of-calamity

"Well, maybe if you hadn't put a wall there, I wouldn't have run into it!" he complained, pinching the bridge of his bleeding nose.

[thundergoodspeed]

@deity-of-calamity

"Why do I get the mental brain image of a one-eyed Dorito when I look at you?" Gary frowned.

[godofvillains-a]

@deity-of-calamity​ asked: "It's been a while. Hope heroes haven't been bothering you too much."

     “Eh, they’ve been pests to me. It’s nothing new. But nothing I cannot handle.. They’re always annoying as long as they exist... though I have met a hero that’s not too bad. So I let her live...”

     “What have you been up to?”

[mysterysolverpines]

@deity-of-calamity continuing from here

Dipper was usually so careful when venturing into the forest like this. He was filming for his next video-- nothing out of the ordinary. Well... except the content WAS a little more daring. His usual content was more daytime adventure and mystery focused, but he had been recently dared by many of his followers to film content in the dead of night.

He wasn't really scared by the idea, but after he had fallen and skinned his knee on a fallen tree about an hour prior, it seemed that he was some kind of beacon for these bloodthirsty maniacs. Weird.... he'd never even seen vampires in these woods. That was new.

Dipper was able to escape from them for a while, but just as he thought he'd gotten away, they had surrounded him. If they were literally anything else, at least he might be able to get some good filming content-- but if COURSE it would be vampires, one of the few creatures that don't show up on film. Dipper was searching for any way out, but alas, there was none.

Just as soon as he thought he was going to become vampire food, Bill showed up. Great... did he send these guys? Was he just waiting for Dipper to reach out and plead to be saved? Dipper cringed even thinking about it, but...

Then...

Bill saved him?

Dipper was definitely shocked. "--I- um- you saved me??"

Upon hearing the warning for them to not stick around there too long, he nodded."Y-yeah sure. Lets get out of here--"

He had no choice, really. It was either trust Bill or get attacked by vampires. At the moment, trusting Bill seemed like the better option.

[purple-paw-muses]

"You've got that face like you just took the last cookie."

"Wh-... nuh uh! This has nothing t'do with cookies anyways!!"