IT'S. JUST. GARY.

an rp blog for mostly gary goodspeed but also whoever i feel like writing at any given moment. including some ocs and canon characters. also i do art, hmu for commissions!

[thundergoodspeed]

notes because i forgot how elitist Tumblr rp has gotten:

2. NON-RP BLOGS, PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG ANYTHING TAGGED WITH ANY OF MY “IC” POSTS. you can reblog my art or anything tagged with my “ooc” tag but PLEASE keep it to just those things.

1. NO DRAMA. hate me all you want. hate my friends all you want. but don’t come to me with your shit. the unfollow button is RIGHT there. you come to me with callouts, drama, whining about how “toxic” someone is (ever hear of a bad mental health day???) you’re getting fucking blocked. end of story.

3. NO PROSHIPPERS. i don't care if they're fictional characters, shipping adults with children is disgusting.

4. Formatting: slim to none. icons only for gary. (if you’re coming from my sideblog, i also have icons for train, ryuji, and aoba)

5. Activity: mobile blogging will happen and untrimmed posts will also happen

6. mun’s art will be tagged #mun art. art that is not mun’s will not be tagged thus.

7. mun is 32. nsfw will happen on a sideblog. nsfw with minors will NOT happen.

8. i can't do FNAF, DHMIS, or Harry Potter. i'm sorry, i seriously can't. any FNAF, DHMIS, or HP posts will be blacklisted and any FNAF, DHMIS, and HP blogs that follow will be soft-blocked. can't do it.

9. lots of ooc. i am talkative. i have shit i find cool outside final space. i want to share it with my friends--you guys. ooc will be tagged #ooc; out of cookies

10. i'll rp with you even if i don't know the media your character is from, as long as i get the basic gist of their story.

11. predetermined relationships are okay if we talk about it first OR if it’s already canon between our muses

12. i'll do my best to follow rules passwords before interacting, and tag tw and cws and all that jazz. just know i'm human and i fuck up, so before you block me just im me like "yo bitch can you not" and i'll always apologize and correct my behavior as best i can.

13. my pronouns are they/he. prolly won't come up a lot but i would appreciate if you addressed me as such.

14. i don’t care if you reblog my art, use me as a meme resource, whatever. we cool, yo. just don’t reblog my threads.

15. i’m okay with reblogged asks. i’m also okay with throwing ask threads into a text post for the sake of ~aesthetic~. sometimes i’m just lazy

that's basically it, i'll prolly update this post later if i think of anything else lol

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[thundergoodspeed]

casually poking that i'm online bc friendo discord got hacked and idk how else to get into contact with them LOL

[thundergoodspeed]

anyway maybe rp would be better done over discord considering i've tried returning to tumbl like 20 times now (hyperbole) so if anyone wants my discord for rp purposes maybe dm me or something idk

[thundergoodspeed]

sb on fb: lol u wouldn't bat an eye at an irl pdf file

me: *someone who was almost kidnapped by a pdf at age 12, currently rping tentacle hentai in a discord server, but also yelling at some fucking degenerate in a facebook group bc they're thirsting over a teenage fictional character*

[thundergoodspeed]

th sibs

[bluepsi]

I’ll say it again, please just grit your teeth and vote for Biden…

[dear-julien]

Trump Pledges to End LGBTQ+ Protections “On Day One” - Philadelphia Gay News

Donald Trump says he will end a series of LGBTQ+ protections established by the Biden administration “on day one.”

Vote blue.

[zofimp]

Are those "Biden protections" in the room with us at the moment? Go eat shit and die.

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

They are in fact in the room with us right now.

4/26/24 - Biden/Harris administration incorporates latest rule to the ACA that includes protections on the basis of sexual orientation and improves pre-existing protections for gender identity, mandating nondiscrimination in health care and insurance coverage for LGBTQ+ Americans.

4/19/24 - Biden/Harris administration finalized a Title IX rule that clarifies the scope of nondiscrimination protections on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity throughout educational activities and programs.

1/9/24 - Biden/Harris administration reverses Trump/Pence era “License to Discriminate” rules.

6/8/23 - Biden personally announces a series of initiatives that include efforts to protect queer and trans foster youth, improve access to mental health services for LGBTQ+ youth and address the rise in hate-fueled violence.

4/26/23 - Biden/Harris administration files lawsuit against the state of Tennessee, challenging the constitutionality of recently enacted legislation banning age-appropriate, medically necessary gender-affirming care for transgender youth.

2/7/23 - Biden uses his SotU address to encouraged Congress to pass the Equality Act “to ensure LGBTQ Americans, especially transgender young people, can live with safety and dignity.”

12/13/22 - Biden signs the Respect for Marriage Act, one of the biggest legislative wins in the fight for LGBTQ+ equality in over a decade, guaranteeing federal rights, benefits and obligations of marriages in the federal code for same-sex couples. The legislation also repealed the Defense of Marriage Act and affirmed public acts, records and proceedings should be recognized by all states.

8/4/22 - Biden/Harris administration declares Monkeypox a public emergency and wields federal power to ensure equal access in the distribution of vaccines and treatment.

3/21/22 - Biden/Harris administration takes steps on Transgender Day of Visibility to protect trans Americans that includes issuing passports with an “X” gender marker, streamlining identity verification during the travel experience and providing resources to transgender kids and their families.

And that’s just the last two years, without including any educational or research work done towards new policies or educating Americans about LGBTQ identities and politics, like displaying parts of the AIDS quilt in the White House or regularly acknowledging Pride, days of visibility, or other issues within the community.

You may be too young to remember this, but Biden was one of the first major federal-level politicians to support gay marriage, and he dragged Obama along kicking and screaming to the finish line. This administration is one of the strongest allies the LGBTQ community has had. Ever.

[bogleech]

For the many many people who do not seem to understand how a government actually works, this doesn't mean Biden himself came up with these decisions, but they were approved and implemented by Congress because conservatives didn't have both the presidency and a majority. They desperately want the white house right now because it will allow them to make any policy changes they want uncontested.

[batboyblog]

Actually Trans rights is an issue Biden feels very strongly about:

Biden says transgender discrimination 'civil rights issue of our time'

<p>Vice President Joe Biden, leaving an Obama campaign office in Sarasota, ran into a woman who said her daughter was Miss Trans New England

2012 while running for re-election as Vice-President Biden answered a question about trans rights by declaring it was "The Civil Rights issue of our time" 2012, gay marriage wasn't legal yet, and Biden had his eyes on trans rights

Biden has a close personal relationship with Sarah McBride who is the first trans person elected to a State Senate and will be the first Trans member of Congress next year. He wrote the forward to her book and repeated "Civil Rights issue of our Time" in 2017 but past that he's called McBride a member of his family

Biden also was the first major politician to endorse Danica Roem the first openly trans person elected to public office in the US, he called her the night she won and broke the news she'd done it, and in 2019 when others had moved on Biden remembered, endorsed her again and again campaigned for her re-election.

other people have laid out all the things the Biden admin has done, but I think its wrong to think this is just other people who work for President Biden, its not, this is an issue he cares about, an issue he's been aware of and supportive on longer than most cis people, and one that is personal to him.

[thundergoodspeed]

he's a piece of shit but he's less stinky than the other options

(you know, not by much, but still less)

[ofgalaxiesandstars]

Breaker chuckled, standing straight and folding his arms once Little Cato was safely on both feet. He tilted his head slightly, a small smirk on his face, “Testing is gravity works, eh? What’s your verdict on that investigation?”

[thundergoodspeed]

He tapped his chin, trying to ignore the annoyed twitch in his tail.

"Mmm, jury's still out on that one," he said. "What about you? Whatchu doing?"

[ofgalaxiesandstars]

⚠

Send me ⚠ for my muse to save your muse from a fall.

@thundergoodspeed

Breaker yawned, stretching his hands above his head as he headed into the living room. He was a bit tired— Taegan had been fussy most of the night, and he’d finally gotten her to lay down for a nap this afternoon. He almost didn’t even realize that one of the others was currently about to take a tumble.

“Woah— hey!”

He surged forward, arms outstretched to grab the other and save them from the fall. With a small sigh of relief, he smiled with a raised brow, “You alright?”

[thundergoodspeed]

Little Cato huffed irritably up at him. "That was totally a calculated fall," he lied, pulling himself out of his brother's arms and dusting himself off. "I was just trying to, uh. Check if...gravity works?"

[villains4hire-archived-deactiva]

@thundergoodspeed Gary adventuring with Betilla.

-

That, serene narrating voice of Betilla's voice in Gary's ears, knowing it was her by now despite her lips not moving, "And so our hero found themselves in quite the struggle today, yet another task in the endless journey of justice... and cookies, especially cookies, he was a rather strange, but charming lad, wasn't he? Like a golden retriever personified into a package of dull yet somehow clever wits in prevailing against evil... this time would be no different."

"Okay-o! That's an interesting plan, though not what I'd usually think of, Gary! But no harm in giving it a shot!" Betilla noted at her current, one foot tall size next to the man, yet the camera suddenly zoomed out to chaos, fire and smoke as Gary fought countless armed, futuristic individuals. The Great Fairy meanwhile filing her nails with a hum, "Just be sure to be quick about it! Or the bomb will probably go off by then and sink the city or whatever that crazy guy was yapping about, ohayo!" Easily dodging any blows as they'd raise some vines to provide cover for him, while also dealing with any conjuring groups. They had no real worries considering the Slayer of Invictus was this man. This very clumsy, funny but kind, somehow competent man.

[thundergoodspeed]

"Wait, what was that about my wits?"

He couldn't be too bothered about the narration, though. Besides the quip, it did make him feel really, really super cool! Between beating up opponents and sort of showing off for Betilla, he wasn't too upset with the situation.

He did have to deal with that bomb, though. It was probably a good idea not to let the city blow up. Especially not while he was in it.

The air itself felt as though it was on fire as he made his way down the street, checking for civilians.

[rpmemes-galore]

short, angsty scenario prompts list for your angsty needs tws for drowning, injuries, illness

( yell ) : our muses get into a loud, heated argument 

( splash ) : one muse rescues the other from drowning 

( console ) : one muse finds the other sobbing uncontrollably 

( cold ) : one muse finds the other frozen half to death outside 

( hungry ) : one muse finds the other malnourished and hungry 

( lost ) : one muse has broken / lost something important to the other

( injured ) : one muse finds the other wounded and tries to help them

( trauma ) : one muse finds the other just after a traumatizing experience 

( illness ) : one muse is severely ill and the other finds them in a rough state 

( guard ) : one muse protects the other from someone who wants to hurt them

( tired ) : one muse finds the other so exhausted they’re having trouble standing 

( ground ) : one muse finds the other having a panic attack and helps ground them

( loss ) : one muse has just suffered a tragedy and comes to the other muse for comfort

[missingmarkers]

No Longer You [EPIC The Musical] - A Final Space Animatic

[thundergoodspeed]

lil bit of a prediction for the graphic novel based on the pages that have been teased so far 🙃

[roycohn]

it's my god given right as an american citizen to never give a shit about what youtube video essayists are doing

[dilutedaspirations]

No? I forgot HUE got set up at the house. :(

it's complicated. Like. Apparently in Siffrin's world there was just a whole ass island country that just. poofed? As did language. Also the world is black and white! Monochrome!

(More that they are still very embarrassed U_U)

[thundergoodspeed]

Oh. Well that's less egregious. Still egregious, but, you know. Less. ...I've been told to inform you that HUE is very upset that you forgot him.

...Dude. This place sounds freaking nuts! How's it feel to walk around with no freaking color? Are you still colorful or is it just a filter over everything?

(I mean why would they have to be? It's just the two of you that experienced whatever the crap.)

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[leneemusing]

more injury prompts bc reasons

INJURED

“  no— stop.  go on ahead.  i can take care of this myself.  ”

“  fuck.  i think something’s wrong.  ”

“  shit it hurts.  i can’t move.  ”

“  i don’t think i can keep going like this.  ”

“  is that my blood?  that’s my blood…  ”

“  if i tell you to leave me behind,  would you listen?  ”

“  well.  there goes my favorite shirt.  ”

“  it feels like i can’t breathe i—  ”

“  how bad is it— wait don’t tell me. i don’t think i wanna know.  ”

“  i can’t feel it.  ”

“  i don’t wanna sound like a wimp but this is really freakin’ me out.  ”

“  i’m scared.  please don’t…please don’t let me die.  ”

“  it’s okay.  think i can walk.  ” 

“  i’ll be okay but i’m gonna need to get this bandaged and fast.  ”

“  is this the part where i’m supposed to be heroic and say it’s just a scratch?  ”

“  i think i’m going into shock.  ”

“  i was just trying to be brave.  like you.  ”

BYSTANDER

“  please be okay,  please be okay. fuck!  ”

“  well this isn’t how i pictured i’d be sweeping you off your feet.  ”

“  i can’t get to it to stop bleeding— it won’t stop.  ”

“  okay,  i’m gonna keep some pressure on this and we’re gonna get you some help,  alright?  ”

“  no.  don’t move.  you need to stay still.  ”

“  i’m sorry—  i was gonna try to help but it happened so fast.  ”

“  please don’t die i really don’t need that kind to trauma right now.  ”

“  if it hurts,  good.  it means you’re still going.  now just hold on a little longer.  ”

“  no,  shit.  fuck okay.  we’re gonna fix you i promise.  ”

“  shit shit shit shit.  ”  

“  i dunno what i’m supposed to do— what do i do?!  ”

“  you’re going into shock,  alright?  i need you to just focus on my voice.  ”

“  no— don’t take the fucking knife out.  ”

“  fuck.  that’s a lot of blood.  ”

“  jesus christ i am not prepared for this.  ”

“  if you die for me i’m gonna be really fucking mad keep your eyes open.  ”

“  you shouldn’t have done that.  fuck.  ”

“  you did really good.  i’m proud of you. just relax now.  ”  

“  if you die it’ll be like my villain origin story so.  don’t die.  ”

ATTACKER

“  you bleed so pretty,  don’t you think?  ”

“  shit— shit i didn’t mean to…  ”

“  huh.  i thought it’d take more than that to bring you to your knees.  ”

“  this really isn’t personal,  you know.  ”

“  i could’ve made this quick and painless if you hadn’t tried to fight me.  ”

“  this didn’t have to happen.  ”

“  why did you get in the way?!  ”

“  oh fuck,  i’m sorry.  i’m so sorry!  ”

“  after all this time.  and it was so easy.  ”

“  if you want to live,  don’t follow me.  ”

“  next time,  i’ll go for the heart.  ”

“  i told you to stay out of my way.  ”

“  i know you’re probably about to go into shock so pay attention.  don’t take the knife out.  this won’t kill you if you stay down and let me go.  ”

“  are you really still trying to fight?  ”

“  stay down!  ”

“  shh-sh-sh just breathe.  it’ll all be over soon.  ”

“  i’m sorry.  i wish i didn’t have to do this.  ”

“  you brought this on yourself.  ”