#dense as hell

[aeli-tomato]

Catarina: Hey Maria, is there someone you like?

Maria: I adore and love you, Lady Catarina.

Catarina: Yeah, I love you too, but who do you like?

[cowsaresushi-coral]

I'm trying to sleep and I just FKING REALIZED THAT

ASSOK IS PRONOUNCED "A SOCK"

HOW DID I TAKE ME OVER A WEEK TO PICK UP ON THAT.

[stonerbutchblues]

this Jewish Instagram page was saying shit like “okay black lives matter but violence is NEVER the answer!!” like wait until they hear about the Warsaw ghetto uprising

[shaking-off-the-bad-blood]

Watching the vets having to explain double eviction night is E X C R U C I A T I N G

[isaia]

[hellosqwerlhere-blog]

I can’t breathe. This girl is calling me hostile for trying to explain that two weeks pregnant is literally not a thing then wishing her a nice night. I’m crying.