#derrrrr

[acrxmxnal-archived]

How many brain cells do you have?

"We all knew it...it was just a matter of time until someone said it......"

Stolen from: @bluebracelet

Tagging: @flawedlouise @thecatgoddessbast @thebasketcxse @rebelofshermer @shermerclassclown @rubyscout @theprxncess

[uwontfeelathing]

Hey Anne - I just chased you down with my cute ass to tell you that

MaRy WuD hAvE tHoUgHt Ur BaD CaKe WuZ fUnNy

[early-onset-of-night-blog]

Here is John Cleese, explaining what is wrong with people who disagree with him.

Like all liberals, John believes he is an absolute political genius. 

Going out on a limb, but I think John may be wrong...

[dr-coughdrop]

Welp

It’s 5pm, time to start my day...

._.

[burnrubber-breakhearts]

"Yes.. Me liking someone that's in my time zone WOULD make more sense."

[gayinthehappyway]

Ugh, someone date me already. Please

[quandongcrumble]

So I re-watched Now You See Me last night (brilliant movie btw, highly recommended). And then I watched the Behinds the Scenes bit on the blu ray afterwards, and they were doing cast interviews. And I'm listening to Mark Ruffalo, Dave Franco, Woody Harrelson etc. all talking and then they cut to Isla Fisher saying something. And my first thought is "What's wrong with her voice?" And then it hits me. She has an Australian accent. You know, just like me and everybody else in the room. Man, Aussie accents sound weird on TV. Especially when you've been listening to American accents all night.