#desi shitpost

[jaljeeraspecial]

Teetar ke aage do teetar teetar ke peeche do teetar teetar ke upar do teetar teetar ke neeche do teetar bolo kitne teetar?

[mishtiiiikrishnaa]

so I finished watching sholay (1975) today. i fucking hate the ending, let me get this out.

why did jai have to die? why did anyone of the duo had to die? couldn't basanti have died? wouldn't have impacted the plot anyway. hell, even thakur could have died at the end after he'd gotten gabbar singh and tortured him and what not and that would have been a relief tbh that he wouldn't have to carry the grief of losing his family anymore.

but why jai 😭

also did I mention? how fucking gayyyyyy jai and veeru are? huh. why so gayyyy?

whenever veeru mentions his "married life" to basanti, to jai. jai doesn't like it one bit, it's obvious. the way he scoffs and rolls his eyes and just is SO DONE and doesn't wanna talk about it is insane-

and when jai talks about his "married life" to radha (how does that line of romance work anyway, throughout the movie they don't exchange even 10 words of worthful conversation 😭) that conversation QUICKLY gets off that topic 😭

so GAY 😭 and that one song in the middle which I skipped, that had only these two, that's also VERY GAY 😭 ugh

and the ending was shit 😭 like why was veeru so happy after seeing basanti, jai just died man, u has tears in ur eyes not two min ago-

[your-first-priority]

Aap logon ne notice kia hoga k aapke ilawa sabki shaadi ho rahi hai

[drowning-in-ichor]

8 year old me heard about the burmuda triangle, fell into a rabbit hole of watching every video, every article i could find on it and thought

"WhY IsNt THis aN inTerNatiOnaL IsSue?

wHy aRen't gOvernMeNts wOrkiNg oN soLviNg tHis ToGeThEr wHen eNtiRe pLanEs hAve diSaPpeared??!!"

[sarcastic-sue]

My dude is so obsessed with blue that he changed eye colours like pack it up ichaadhari naagin

[kazoo-the-demjin]

everytime someone sings 'shah jahan mai tera tenu mumtaaz bana doonga' my unromatinc ass is like 'is that a threat??' very genuinely until the mood is too dark to continue

[sherlockisactuallyagaysname]

Holy trinity of desi childhoods:

[thetortured-poet]

Boards. Monday. Panic. Distress. Sleep. No, kidding. Abt sleep.

WISH ME LUCK