#desus quotes

[alargerworld]

Rick: *Walks in on Paul jumping Daryl's bones*

Rick: OH MY LORD, WHOA WHAT THE FUCK... WHEN WOULD YOU TWO LEARN TO LOCK THE DOOR??!

Daryl: If you can't shut your damn mouth-

Paul: -Shut your damn eyes!

[lucihatesgoats]

Jesus: Daryl just adopted that teenager. Can he be get any sweeter????

Aaron: The only reason I brought Rick’s group to Alexandria is because of Daryl and then when I got us caught in a trap during our first outting he tried to sacrafcise himself so that I could get away.

Jesus: Oh sweet mother of-

[alargerworld]

Paul: I used to believe that I was a Dom.

Paul: Then I met Daryl and he tried to choke me for stealing his stuff.

Paul: The rest is history.

[alargerworld]

Daryl: Never settle with words what you can settle with a crossbow.

Paul: *Wiggles his eyebrows* Never settle with a crossbow what you can settle with a blowjob.

[alargerworld]

"Do you know what's worse than the idea of seeing his ghost? Not seeing him at all."

- Daryl and Aaron about Paul

[alargerworld]

Paul: *In a husky voice* I'm really thirsty, Daryl!

Daryl:

[alargerworld]

Daryl, after Paul proposes to him during a fancy dinner date

[alargerworld]

Daryl: You made me a salad?!

Paul: Mhmm... It was the least I could do-

Daryl: Oh! I don't know what to say... You didn't have to...

Paul: Trust me, it was literally the least I could do after I set the kitchen on fire.