#detective case

[consult-sherlockholmes]

I've got a leg now! And I'm keeping their heart! This ones the first girl I've killed, 35 years old! Dont know her job!

-Murderous Anonymous

Good for you that you have a heart now, because you probably weren't in possession of one before. A thing I also regularly get accussed of, but who cares. So your prefered victims are males? Why? Any particular reason for that? @di-greglestrade we got another one. Looks like he is slowly building up to collecting a whole human consisting of different humans.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

I've killed another, the Yard sucks. I don't even know this victim. I took their lungs and teeth. Please hurry up and fine me, this is getting boringgggg

-Murderous Anonymous

I do agree that the Yard mainly consist of idiots. Anderson especially. And I am still angry currently at Lestrade for confiscating parts of the contents of my luggage. Completely unjustified and unnecessary. That's probably how he makes himself feel better about his intellectual inferiority compared to me, by annoying me with this stupid actions, and exerting control over me that way, trying to dominate. All because of stupid Mycroft and his stupid cakes and stupid relationship with Lestrade. If they weren't annoying enough on their own, now this significantly increased with them being a couple. Absolutely dreadful. So you knew the previous victims then all? You probably have a car, otherwise you wouldn't be able to transport all those body parts without drawing attention to yourself. And it's most likely a rental, given the fact that you are only a tourist in London. Also explains your quick change of position being at a hotel first, then being in a forrest, and wherever you are now. @di-greglestrade, tell officers to make traffic controls, especially on smaller roads, as a criminal mainly avoids motorways due to the higher probablity of controls. Try finding CCTV footage, there has to be something somewhere when they already killed so many people. Do your job and give me my things back.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

are you okay?? i heard you and john kissed??? 😳

Thank you all so much for your 'concern', I exactly received only this ask whether I am alright or even still alive. As you might have already heard, I tried to subdue our dear murderous anonymous, the fight continued to near the edge of the wild water area. And he fought dirty, knocked me out, and shoved me into the water. This only happened because I was sleep deprived from yesterday, otherwise I could have easily beat that criminal in a fight.

However, being unconscious due to a hit on the head does not enable one to swim, otherwise the water would have been perfectly fine because I am a very capable swimmer, and not at all afraid of water. Especially not deep or wild waters, no fear at all. I do not fear anything, not even drowning. But our dear brave soldier @consultjohnwatson of course immediately jumped in after me, and dragged me out of the water with his soldiery strength and military trained swimming skills. Although I do wonder why a soldier whose operation was in the desert would learn how to save someone from drowning? Or is this a medical skill? Anyways, as I was still unconscious, John performed CPR without the chest compressions, just the rescue breaths, as I have heard from the others. So no, it was not kissing. It was just rescue breaths, and I also performed some on John in return as soon as I awoke just to make sure he didn't suddenly drown as well as an after effect of saving me.

And @consultjohnwatson, my head still hurts. And how to treat a headache and being nearly drowned? With morphine. I deserve some, so get some.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

I'm not making a full body, I've put the eyes into the legs along with the teeth. The hands were stitched in to make a weird monster! It looks quite interesting!

-Murderous Anonymous

No worries, the murderous anonymous is still in prison. This is just an old ask from yesterday that got burried under all the others, and which I overlooked due to the fact that I had better things to do at that moment, mainly nearly drowning. @di-greglestrade any new clues from the investigation yet? Maybe there is a code behind all this, given the fact that some body parts were taken twice. Or it's just a very morbid art project. Got anything from interviewing the killer? Might I also interview him, as your staff is incredibly incapable and will for sure ask the wrong questions.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Hey, Sherlock! An anon switched on me to John so they're dead to! Thats 3 murders for you!

-murderer anon

Oh hello, murderer anonymous. Finally coming to me too? Whatever baffels me why you wrote those messages to John and not me in the first place, if you want to get caught and are taunting us.

@di-greglestrade I probably shouldn't even give you any clues anymore due to the fact that I am very angry now, but it is a case, so I will wield mercy for once. I hope you remember that next time I do something and return the favour. How about leaving my luggage in peace? The murderer is not a native english speaker, evident by the mistake they just made, using 'switched' instead of 'snitched'. Can't be a typo, due to the fact of the keys N and W being too far away to be accidentally clicked. It could be of course autocorrect, but they made another mistake with the 'they're dead to' which should be 'too'. So any suspects who are native english speakers can be dissmissed, and the murderer has to have learned english as a second language.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Hurry up and get to back in the UK to catch me! I'm stealing limbs from them now and I'm going to start building things with them! I already have a thumb!

-murderer anon

We can add imaptience to the killer profile it seems. And creativity, wanting to create sculptures out of body parts. Why the thumb? Is it a punishment for the snitching? As it was custom in past times to cut off hands or fingers as punishment for theft, or is still custom in the yakuza to cut off part of the finger as to atone for offenses to another called yubitsume. @di-greglestrade some more clues for you, do your job and leave my luggage alone. Murderous anonymous, you don't need to wait much longer, we are about to board our flight back. Maybe stay patient and don't kill someone else in the meantime. And excuse me now, I will need to sort out my luggage.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

You're right about the second language thing! Im visiting from Spain!

-murderer anon

Obviously I am right. I am always correct, murderer anonymous. Although I do prefer murderous anonymous, has a nicer sound to it. Would be a fine name for a serial killer, maybe I will take that name if I should ever deviate from my current profession. I could make a fantastic job as a serial killer. They would never find me, being the idiots they are. @di-greglestrade another clue for you. Check the flights, trains, busses, basically anything and border controls of everyone coming from spain to the UK during the last weeks, although it's most likely that our murderous anonymous arrived this or last week, due to the sudden onset of killings. Now compare those lists with suspect profiles, the found DNA, reason for the travel, et cetera. And there, got your anonymous killer. I can't do your whole job for you, also do something on your own Graham. You really owe me one now, Lestrade.