#dew too

[wrathofrats]

OH WAIIITERRRRR MORE GHOULS HAVING SHAMEFUL UNSATISFYING SAD ORGASMS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[iamthecomet]

Cumulus knits leg warmers for Rain to help him stay warm in the winter.

(Then Dew stole a bunch of them, so she made him some too).

[pheonyxian]

So I'm playing Fire Emblem 4 right? FE4 is the game that introduced the marriage system that wasn't brought up again until Awakening not too long ago. But thanks to various hints thrown at me I know I need to marry off whatever units I want by chapter 6. Other than that I wanted to go into blind and just cross my fingers that I get good children. Not a wise choice but I want some agency.

So most of the characters you get right off the bat are guys. So every time I recruit a new girl, I make sure she's surrounded by as many eligible bachelors and hope something works. Eventually, I decide to check who Midir is feeling most lovey dovey with.

Midir

And I get this result:

My FIRST thought was "Oh my god why are you in lesbians with Aideen this will not produce offspring" and then I realized

Midir's a dude.

I've been trying to marry a dude to every other guy in the army for who knows how long.