#dex omgcp

[theelectricspecter]

“I know I’ve shown you this song before, but you have to listen to the Tiny Desk version.”

“We are both way too sweaty for you to be on me like this.”

[dansnotavampire]

William Poindexter I am going to estrogenise you

[fromyourrafterstoyourrails]

“My child is fine”

Fuck you your child is re reading a webcomic about a short southern baker who lives in a frat house with a bunch of Himbos for the 5th time and crying over the side character with the red hair.

[fanartshmanart]

Samwell women's hockey has a lot of dykes

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[mossandfrogs]

[slams hands on table] nurseydex buzzfeed unsolved

[gothjeffskinner]

A Dex ft. a work shirt from middle school

[leviathans-watching]

Flower/Tattoo Reference

for my bittyparse fanfiction he who grows flowers on his body

can be read on ao3 here

aces hockey team reference here

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Ransom and Holster: yellow roses, on the back of Bitty’s shoulder

Jack: gladiolus, tramp stamp on Bitty’s left lower back

Lardo: protea, on Bitty’s stomach below his ribs

Dex: lotus, on Bitty’s calve

Nersey: magnolia, on Bitty’s back next to his spine

Chowder: white chrysanthemum, on/by Bitty’s wrist

Shitty: iris, on Bitty’s forearm

Katya: chamomile, on Bitty’s collarbone

Suzanne and Coach: blue hyacinths, on Bitty’s thigh

Kent: daffodil, on Bitty’s hip

[asoftercheckplease]

[1148] what’d you do this summer, dex?